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Nothing makes me happier then when I get to play soccer and the fatigue starts to hit and I get a run that's so fast and im sprinting side by side bodying someone else and I beat them and I take the shot it's my favorite thing in the world there's nothing like it. I am forever grateful for my rough and tumble, fast athletic body I want to hold on to that feeling forever

kosmogrl

pokemon

Official Art by James Turner for the Playful Partners collection on Pokémon Center

ermm

been a while, angel

tv experiences concequences for the first time, never recovers

themakeupbrush

Havana Rose Liu at the 2026 Cannes Film Festival

mousegirlheart

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

snoopy of the day

I just wanted to add this quote from the peppermint patty peanuts wiki page about Charles M. Schulz and his relationship with his gay cousin. The source here leads to a book that I did not read but the original source is Schulz's wife who confirmed this in an interview. If I can find the interview again I will link it here but uh. just in case someone tries to claim Schulz was a homophobe on this post again.

depsidase

just-try-and-stop-mee

Trustee Alan Halperin seeks to recover at least $400 million for Instant Brand creditors

It was private equity that sunk instapot, just like Joann’s and toysrus

Had a sex dream for the first time in a long time last night

dream about vague mha styled action heist scene and the premise was the mc was sneaking on the roof luffy style with the roof moving like a water bed. It followed a team a and a team b like the class 1 2 of mha and how it highlighted their adult team work and how some og characters wheren't there vs newer adult teammates that rounded out the cast better and then it cut to the author talking about how he doesnt know how he writes the mc to be smart he just makes him do insane things that work and then cutting to a camera that would catch the mc on the roof flying above the scene that the mc covers to make it so its not watching a live scene but a picture of the landscape but its actually from a pair of glasses with a piece of paper taped over the lens right at the position to cover the roof and then it keeps not working and the camera is getting shy about the glasses and attention and then the camera turns into a woman we are trying to seduce to convince to wear the glasses and not record and then it turns into a full slow seduction the camera is laying on the couch with us and then its me as the mc coming behind the camera in a big spoon and going from touching convincing to rubbing her out and shes a willing mess and then suddenly shes on top and its like a full wet dream and i wake up after the camera is bad at riding or dream me is bad at being ridden and after a small adjustment to reality I turn to big spoon irl viv who is sleeping next to me and when i get close she instantly moves away and starts snoring. feels about right given how I see this all going. anyways this has been your dani blog update for today

magneatio

came across this image on pinterest and straight up almost burst into tears…. vibes for JUNE

chlodines

Ma. We need to talk.

cheeseanonioncrisps

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

cheeseanonioncrisps

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

cheeseanonioncrisps

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.