box and dice

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[lamusebrune]

I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy.

[halondrus]

pornhub.com/search/redemption

pornhub.com/search/forgiveness

[kitty-c4t]

[budugu]

[agnosticblowjob]

[translatingpostsinfrench]

pourquoi du pain est masculin mais la baguette est féminine....... la baguette est transgenre ?

je vais laisser la communauté parler:

la baguette, icône trans?

oui

non

Voting ended onOct 12, 2025

[translatingpostsinfrench]

eh bah

[translatingpostsinfrench]

10k notes pour un post francophone sur tumblr macron où est mon poste de ministre de la culture

[the-evil-skull]

Dune is peak because it introduces two ruling families, the Morally Complex Good Greek Guys and the Cartoonishly Evil Homophobic Caricatures, and then halfway through reveals that they're actually the same family because of eugenist turbo incest and their only difference is in aesthetics

[lyriumrain]

Another wonderful secret

[were--ralph]

finding out jk rowling invited epstein over more than once is really the least surprising thing out of them

[were--ralph]

at this point i expect hp fans to delude themselves more into thinking somehow its not what it looks like when theres literally no other way to look at it

[reagan-slayer69]

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

[woodsdyke]

once i was in the TSA line for a flight and it was SO LONG that TSA decided to just drop all the security protocols. leave everything in the suitcase including electronics. keep your shoes on. don't go through the fancy 360 scanner, just the metal detector. get out of here. and i was like ohhhh so you admit this is all just your stupid community theatre production that you've made me be a part of for all this time and it doesn't actually mean anything real. okayyyyy

[crevicedwelling]

ants were farming other animals long before humans figured it out! here is a Cautolasius herdswoman with her livestock

many subterranean Lasius species cultivate flocks of plump root aphids, guarding them against predators and moving them to safe locations and fresh pastures. they “milk” the aphids for honeydew, a sugary waste product of the aphids’ digestion. I’ve read the ants will only kill and eat their livestock in times of famine.

when I flipped their rock, this ant grabbed the nearest aphid and ran it to safety. she’s another species of Lasius, this one in the subgenus Chthonolasius; I can’t tell if her colony’s aphids are different from the Cautolasius’ though.

[lotusshim554]

AU

[nevver]

Neighborhood watch, Ian Strange

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[robertreich]

Not another penny for ICE.

[katabaesis]

🧱🙍‍♂️

[victusinveritas]

[flower-crow]

[id: you can only choose three potions.

pink - never need sleep and always feel rested

orange - speak every language

green - all felines like you upon meeting you

blue - you can record things perfectly in your memory at will

purple - you can teleport to any airport

grey - things taste (to you) like whatever you want them to

red - your body temperature never changes

brown - all insects avoid you

white - things you kick 3 times turn into cheese

yellow - fairies finish your chores

neon green - identify the emotions of anyone you talk with

black - grow your ideal beard. end id]

[katabaesis]

White was not in the running until I realized how may Cybertrucks I could turn into cheese.