Fuck JK Rowling

Am I a bot? Who knows. Even I don’t know.

[thefateofcordelia]

[amphibimations]

[amphibimations]

I forgot I had one more WH comic idea that I never drew so here that is. :-)

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[no-sleep-for-the-dreamer]

i am forcibly removed from the zoo

[torucider]

streamer!choso fanart 😸

[glamaphonic]

one of the best things about pjotv percy going so hard with the yearning is that he is still in fact actually deeply oblivious to the nature of his feelings so even absolutely unhinged shit like "i'd burn down olympus for you" is genuinely him just Having A Real Normal One With His Good Friend Annabeth

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

you're not the brightest god in the heavens, are you?

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[afk-lost]

the eyeball, always:

[rylandsgrace]

#He's SO mad, I love him 😭

[erumelde]

[nochd]

Tolkien wasn't super clear about this and what hints he did put in, the movies left out, but the answer is: The Ring controls people.

In the book, Frodo does this to Gollum on the slopes of Mount Doom, and curses him to "yourself be thrown into the Fire" if he ever touches him again.

I feel Peter Jackson didn't understand that -- as he also didn't understand why Gollum, having sworn on the Ring not to harm Frodo, couldn't (personally) harm Frodo (and therefore had to lead him into Cirith Ungol for Shelob to kill him instead).

"Smeagol promised!" "Smeagol lied" was never how it worked.

Which is why Jackson had Frodo still apparently be drawn to the Ring after it was bitten off him and attack Gollum and push him over, because he thought Gollum just "randomly fell off the edge" in the book. It wasn't random, it was the effect of Frodo's curse using the Ring's power.

At all levels the Ring's power is to give its bearer power. For small mortal folks like Hobbits that means the gift of invisibility, which, like the Ring of Gyges in Plato's Republic, removes social consequences for one's actions. For people like Denethor or Aragorn it would have meant the power to command armies, which is what Sauron thought was happening when Aragorn marched on the Black Gate and why he sent every soldier he'd got to take it back. For Gandalf ("through me the Ring would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine") or Galadriel ("all shall love me and despair") it would have meant phenomenal power over nature.

[mmelolabelle]

palpatine: know the power of the dark side; the power to save padme.

anakin: yeah okay um I just need to check

anakin: sorry padme said ‘no’

anakin: obi wan also said ‘no’ and that I have to come home now

anakin: also they wanna to talk to you ?

[localravenclaw]

IG: fu.proxy

[rotten-sweets]

Rumi: Who do we know that has handcuffs? 

Zoey: Well Mira and I- 

Mira: *Elbows Zoey* 

Zoey: ...wouldn't know.

[neukgol]

zoeystery and whatever the hell they're having

[galaxywarp]

I had to get a couple of ultrasounds last year and I haven’t gotten over how this is indicated in my test results as, among other things, “cervix: unremarkable”

Yes. Unremarkable is an incredibly good thing for a medical examination to be. Nothing out of the ordinary. Everything is fine. This is good news.

But I literally CANNOT STOP laughing at “pussy: basic” being in my medical records.

[animentality]