doin ur mom

She/her | Queer

[wakingfromthewater]

Tumblrites, the hour has come for us to practice one of our most sacred rituals.

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[treffyfrinn]

Frodo Baggins Anemia Moodboard

[fawnfooled]

imagine being éowyn in the lord of the rings trilogy. your uncle the king is being mind controlled by an evil wizard until said evil wizard's cooler version shows up and frees him. he is accompanied by an elf, a dwarf, and the hottest guy you've ever met. the hot guy also happens to be 87 years old and maybe still not over his immortal elf girlfriend but he respects and listens to you so you're shooting your shot. your geriatric hotguy situationship turns you down the night before the biggest battle ever then goes ghost hunting in the mountains. you decide to go to battle because you'll either help save your people or die in a really cool and honorable way. you then kill middle earth satan's number one henchman with the power of loophole and being a woman (you are also helped in doing this by a 4 foot tall stoner). then you get to marry faramir. 10/10 no notes my girl went through it all

[weirdchristmas]

HAHAHAHAHAHA no.

[unholypsychic]

"Oh, boy! I just got two asks! Whatever could they be!" The humble inbox:

[energyprison]

Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

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[punk-speedchunk]

this is the funniest fucking frame in all star wars. this did damage, i got a headache laughing at this. comes outa nowhere. like i know he was suffering but ph my fucking god

[trainer-from-unova]

[mo-mode]

[buckygasm]

This is killing me

[swiftiedaisies]

rip 2012-2014 tumblr, you would have LOVED thunderbolts*

[dearlizzies]

say hello to the new white boy of the month

[chronicdaydreamer3000]

Bring back 2012 avengers fan fics but with the thunderbolts

[billyrussoapologist]

[winged-void]

I stopped being the fun and interesting mentally ill princess and started being the distressing and worrying mentally ill princess again, and for that I apologize

[feluka]

youre never alone. bacteria

[imviotrash]

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[the-haiku-bot]

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bulbekuggeleh]

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be