Kate Middleton For The Win

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Being pregnant is the hardest thing I've ever done. No, really. Come hang out with us in NYC tomorrow!

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I don't mean to cause a fuss, but is this it? Just 2 more days til our big monthly NYC to-do!!

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Don't get angry with me just because I'm the only one kind enough to be honest with you. Come party in NYC with us next week!

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What's Margaery Tyrell got that I haven't got? In NYC? Click here!

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Managing. Barely. NYC-area fans, come see us! http://thepit-nyc.com/show/the-royal-fetus-variety-show-3/

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THE ROYAL FETUS VARIETY SHOW IS BACK!

Where: The PIT Underground, 123 East 24th Street NY, NY

When: Wednesday, June 26th, 8pm

What: A comedy variety show inspired by, based on, and that has nothing and everything to do with Kate Middleton’s pregnancy. There’s a bar in the theatre so it’s also kind of a party to which you are invited. This show is hosted and produced by the sketch duo Black Magic Lab (Anne Victoria Clark and Meggie Spellman)!

This month we also have special guest Sean O’Reilly (Johnny Velvet and the Moonbeams, NYTVF finalist) doing stand-up!

And our musical guests are UCB East regulars Summer and Eve, a folky musical comedy band. (http://summerandeve.com/summerandeve/Home.html)

Tickets are available for $5 in cash at the box office OR in advance online: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/308377

See you there!

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What do you mean "public" transport?

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Are you ready for the royal birth? WELL GET READY YOU SORRY PEASANTS! We'll be back at The PIT June 26th at 8pm for another Royal Fetus Variety Show! Tickets are $5 and drinks are cheap! More details coming very soon. And Watch my interview on Pop Sugar LIVE! at 4 pm EST: http://www.popsugar.com/Watch-POPSUGAR-LIVE-Now-30704120 Stay obnoxiously classy, everyone!

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HI! I was at the Royal Fetus show you did tonight at the PIT. My friends and I thought it was really funny! My personal favorite was Bone Arm Girl. Please do more! Also, love the work you do on this blog. These captions never fail to make me laugh.

Thank you sooooooooo so much! I was so happy people came out and enjoyed themselves! We had a LOT of fun doing it and there will be more to come!Stay classy! Happy Thursday!!!!!

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Please keep bringing me your soft furry babies that I may pet them.

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ATTENTION NYC AREA KATE MIDDLETON FTW FANS

You're invited! What: Drinks and a sketch comedy show, held to celebrate the Duchess and her fetus. When: TOMORROW NIGHT! April 24th! Show is at 9:30 PM, we'll be having cocktails in the bar starting at 8 pm. Where: The PIT Underground, 123 East 24th Street (Between Park and Lex) Cost: $5 for the show, pay cash at the box office or purchase tix in advance here: http://thepit-nyc.com/show/the-royal-fetus-variety-show-2/ Drinks are normal drink prices, depends on what you order I guess, so I dunno, whatever you want to spend? I'm not your mother. Please do join us. I would be very happy to meet you. We can take "duck face" pictures or whatever the cool kids are doing these days.

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How do you live like this every day?

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Check out some new photos EXCLUSIVELY MADE for Vanity Fair! http://www.vanityfair.com/society/2013/01/kate-middleton-royal-pregnancy-lols-humor#slide=1