A beauty but a funny girl

katie. 23. orlando, fl. i'm always hungry and i sing a lot of show tunes.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Salem News, Ohio, January 13, 1908

[naamahdarling]

[strawbebbynya]

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

These are so cute they’re almost physically painful

[disgustinganimals]

It’s a double attack. First your heart then your blankets.

[talk-nerdy-to-me-thyla]

[oliviadumhan]

my female role model? the t rex from jurassic park. she just screams and eats. that’s a mood babey

[intp-musing]

Jinx, my cat: *dangaling inside a bag that is hooked to the door*

INTP: “How’s it hanging?”

Jinx: *I will kill you*

[retrogamingblog]

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[anarchapella]

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

[valgalart]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[excessively-english-jd]

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

[kunaiman]

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

[excessively-english-jd]

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Oh my god

[jasoncanty01]

They are Big little cats! that need Service dogs to calm their anxiety and love licking human foreheads! :3  I want 4! 

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

a small collection of whose line identities

[kitty]

cauldron kitties !

[ruby-white-rabbit]

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet

[reaching-for-love]

I love that he could’ve let go, could’ve easily said something or even go as far as to scare you again. BUT! This guy? He decided y'all were in this together.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

It scared the shit out of me turning expecting to see the girls and instead saw him but yeah, in hindsight it was adorable. Just along for the ride however long it took to realize…

[fierceawakening]

Zombie Friend

[necrophilofthefuture]

my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open.

[the-shortest-story]

oOH MY GOD

[theelvenkingsunderthesky]

I too want to live in the kitchen cabinet and only come out when I hear the fridge open

[mockwa]

[assgod]

oMg????????

[wintersmitth]

[halloweenshit]

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

I’d personally like to thank Thor Odinson, Peter Kavinsky, and Steve Harrington for fully popularizing the Soft Jock™ in this 2018…. it’s what we deserve

[thisisradioactive]

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

[killerkitty707]

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

[wierdrocks]

But it’s just as fast

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

[somecutething]

[guyinct]

[jigglypuffsvevo]