:)

[treestomeetyou]

5 times Dan and Phil click baited us

+ one time it was real

[katp-inc]

I don't write fanfiction for clout. I write it so that I can forget about it and reread it a year later to experience the wittiest, most humorous writing on earth from the only person that just gets me, me.

[blossomedsloth]

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[katp-inc]

Even the prophet didn't dare suggest it would happen on the phanniversary

[katp-inc]

In honour of the loss. For the Connor McDavid kinnies

[katp-inc]

It just hit me that Hobama is the dead salmon brain activity study of rpf shipping.

[mollflounders]

the way felix is convinced he's living in a romance movie to the extent that he dresses up like juliet. he considers kissing oliver in the maze. he makes himself off limits but not quite with the open door while he's in the bath; he's the damsel of the film, no doubt. but felix's tragedy is that oliver is convinced it's a horror story and a tale of revenge. so he doesn't play his part as romeo. he vomits up the poison so he can't die from "some poison more" and leaves felix to die alone.

[unhinged-jackles]

[katp-inc]

Do I like to play the sims because interior design is my passion or because it fuels my maladaptive day dreams

[katp-inc]

She salt on my burn till I murder on the dancefloor

[katp-inc]

Saltburn is ground breaking because it's the first movie ever to bury everyone except your gays

[katabasiss]

do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home

[katp-inc]

Shizun!?? What's with the phone case

[sboochi]

*sips tea* it's dumb crossovers time

I guess here King Arthur was a real dude who became legend after his death (in which demons and angels might have been involved). Our heroes now have a mystery to solve, with the help of a certain sorcerer.......

[dumbbitchawards]

I cant understand people who are like "why is everyone in aziraphale's neighbourhood gay" like my brother in christ he lives in soho

[fluentisonus]

going into clothing stores & seeing all the ads be barbie themed is giving me like. evil flavour nostalgia for when I was 8 & desperately trying to find clothes that were anything other than pink and glittery and princess themed

[katp-inc]

True but I was at the mall the other day and there was a surprising amount of goth stuff like corset tops, mesh and boxy cargo pants which probably would have made 15 y/o me weep with joy

[katp-inc]

A love letter to Post-credit scenes

It always feels so abrupt to end a movie by cutting to the credits. Like what do you mean I've seen life and death through with these characters and suddenly that's the end. It always feel so jarring. BUT if there's a post-credit it eases you out of the movie like yes the story is over but these characters will forever be here, eating shawarma and hanging out.

It might be my fear of abandonment talking but it should be standard practice to at least give the audience a ...so and so went on to college or so and so continues to hunt villains. Besides it's also a wonderful way to make people sit down and really look at the credits to acknowledge all the behind the scenes work!

[lingeringpeanutbutter]

vs.

The fundamental difference.