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canât a motherfucker live a life? 20s
hellooo this is me reminding u to write about sleepy bkg leaving ur apartment at night and begging for more kisses đ«Ąđ«Ą
GO HOME! (2.5k)
â bakugou katsuki x reader
your boyfriend doesnât want to go home. cw: suggestive, swearing, pretty tame
âi can hear you not putting your shoes on!â you shout from your kitchen, refilling up your water bottle by your sink.
itâs nearing eleven pm on a weekday and youâre nearing the end of your bedtime routine. after finishing your final session of tussling in bed with your boyfriend, you sleepily got to showering and doing your skincare while bakugou was tasked to go back home.
youâre screwing your lid back onto your bottle, bag of popcorn under one arm as you step into your foyer. you find your boyfriend slumped in your chair for putting shoes on, doing exactly not that.
bakugou katsuki is in his thick grey socks, a random pair of black joggers he left at your flat and his oversized khaki hoodie. he looks handsome, always does, but this time heâs appearing a little disheveled. a flower wilting as the clouds begin hiding the sun.
youâre his precious sun with the energy to keep him happy and at peace, till heâs forcefully pulled from your grip.
his hoodie is unzipped, the right side awkwardly longer than the left from being dragged on in a tantrum. his white tee underneath is creased from yanking it over his head with a guttural sigh. heâs even got a water stain on it from hovering over you when you washed your face in the bathroom.
heâs got his head in his hands, legs spread with his travel duffle by his feet. he hasnât even managed to grab his shoes off your neatly organised rack by your door.
you potter over to him, shaking your head softly with a sweet coo.
bakugou does not want to go home.
aang with a breeding kink...aang who's just discovered the mating press while looking through certain air normad scrolls...aang who instantly becomes awkward around you because every time he sees you, he envisions folding you in half and fucking you deep enough for the tip of his cock to kiss your cervix...
"are you okay, aang?" you ask after you catch aang staring at you for 3rd time in an hour. "you look pretty tense. whatcha thinking about in that head of yours?"
aang who can't tell you that he's currently thinking about you sobbing his name, scratching deep red lines into his back as he makes you take it. all while he's murmuring desperately about how he's gonna make you pregnantâ
"aang?"
"oh! um! i'm fine, i'm fine!" aang coughs nervously, trying to hide the sudden bulge in his pants. "just...thinking about avatar stuff."
yes...avatar stuff.
flattering or gross : guy that keeps getting annoyed with porn because he canât find an actress that looks similar enough to you
you tell izuku youâre only dating him because his dicks big and he cries and has pouty sex with you for three days until your brain breaks and you agree to date him more seriously
youâre covered in hickies and bruises, your cunt is sore and your clit is swollen, youâre aching and shivering and izuku force feeds you water by drinking it and spitting into your mouth. and in the middle of being made to cum for the ?? time in a few days he has the nerve to whine into your neck and babble for hours
âi like you, you get that right? i want to be good to you and make you happy so you should let me do that. donât run away from me, letâs date proper okay? if you say yes iâll forgive you.â
"by popular request for whatever reason girls and gays here's the person you've been waiting to meet"
All they can see at first is katsuki's legs and grey sweatpants before he sits down on the fluffy pink chair obviously too small for him. He smirks and waves a bit at the camera with his gold toof sticking out
"Hey, baby" and he gives you a kiss making you playfully roll your eyes.
The chat is blowing up like crazy with comments like
"CONGRAđđđđđđđđTULAđđđđđđđđđTIONSđđđđđđ"
or
"Involve me."
Or
"I can't decide if I want to be y/n or be with her please send help "
okay this is big nom but i wanna give more detail and maybe do it a little differently !!!
sex podcaster reader x pro hero bkg
you didnât have to convince your boyfriend to be a guest on your sex podcast. once the photos leaked of you and him walking into his agency with his arm around you, you knew the internet wouldnât stop talking about it.
compilations of clips of you talking about you and your boyfriend in bed and how your boyfriend pleasures you sexually. none of this bothered you for the fact that you keep everything educational, none of it is bad and most importantlyâ none of it is false. if anything itâs good promotion for your pro hero boyfriend to get a boost on the charts by the womenâs vote, everyone loves an attractive caring man who treats his woman good.
a month has passed since the photos and you and bakugou have only laughed about it. the stupid tweets, the private dms from his fans and your listeners. videos of bakugou shirtless training becomes a comment section of:
âoh yn definitely wasnât lying.â âyou can see his outline in his shorts. no wonder his girlfriend has to prep for hours beforehand.â âyn is so lucky you know heâs good at it.â
you ask him once, âwould you ever wanna come on my pod? i keep getting comments about it.â
bakugou pushes his glasses up his nose and stuffs his black clothes in the washing machine. heâs crouched on the ground in a grey vest and shorts. so gorgeous.
he looks up at you through his lenses, âabout time youâve asked me!â
âyouâve wanted to? youâve always beenâ,â you put on a deep voice, âmy privacy! i give them everythinâ and they still want more!â
bakugou chuckles, rising to his feet and starting the washing machine. âi donât sound like that.â
âyou do,â your eyes squint as your cheeks rise in a smile.
âiâll go on your pod if you want. my publicist spoke to me about it a few weeks ago and said it could boost my popularity. but mostly âcause iâd be fuckinâ sick at answerinâ dilemmas.â he grins.
you huff a laugh, the swirl of the washing machine starting smoothly behind him. âdynamight, second on the charts with his body count of three giving sex advice? sure.â
âshouldnât be shaminâ me for how many people iâve had sex with. that goes against your whole pod, baby.â he lightly flicks your forehead.
âi wasnât shaming you!â you follow after him as he steps out of his utility room, âif anything iâd love to hear what you have to say.â
âiâll be the voice for the big dicked.â
you lean back on your green single sofa chair in your studio. youâve got bookshelves behind you of your favourite educational sex books behind you. kama sutra ones, sex encyclopaedias, dictionaries and scientific books. you keep your awards on the shelf, so very humbly, that youâve gotten over the years and your youtube plaque stuck up onto the wall. your favourite though is your art print of flowers that definitely make out a vagina and for this episode only, youâve added a little dynamight figurine right beside your anatomical vagina figure.
you hold your microphone to your mouth, adjusting the wire on the floor and putting your feet on your chair to get comfy.
âif youâre watching, youâre probably wondering why i have an empty chair beside me or if youâre normal youâve already read the title of this weeks episode and you know who it is.
but today iâve got a very special, very personal guest. some of you may know him as being loud and annoying but unbelievably brave and strong.â
youâre staring at your guest behind the camera, a giddy smile on your face as you sing his praises.
âyouâve probably seen him on your tv screens and social media. half naked underwear adverts, on the news channels restraining a villain or complaining about something on those post fight interviews. though to me,â you hold your mic close to your face, âthis man is the love of my life. the sweetest, smartest and most caring. he lives to tend for me and keep me happy. i didnât expect this from him when i first met him either. he makes my life so so easy and beautiful and like you all keep talking about in my comments, yes, he gives me amazing head and yes, his dick is massive.â
thereâs a loud chuckle off camera.
âso with that being said, todayâs guest is the beloved dynamight though to me my gorgeous boyfriend, katsuki!â
âis that my cue?â
âthatâs your cue.â
your large pro hero body shuffles into the frame. first only his black jeans are shown before he slumps into the single seat sofa chair. itâs clearly too small for him, unable to spread his legs like usual and both his arms are strewn over the arm rests.
bakugou doesnât complain though, grinning at you with his mic on his stomach.
âthatâs the best intro iâve ever gotten. i love you,â he replies muffled for the viewers.
âi love you too but mic to your mouth, baby.â
âoh yeah, gonna have to remember that,â bakugou tucks the mic under his lip. deep and husky, âhey baby.â
heâs in a black compression tee to match his jeans. it makes his waist look snatched, his shoulders broad and his teeth white. his hair is styled like usual but what always gets you is his glasses. usually for reading before bed but youâre happily greeted with them. (he said beforehand heâs wearing them to look smarter when giving advice. really it just makes him look sexier.)
âhey âtsuki. how are you? my listeners have a load of questions to ask you.â you smile back at him, not even realising how you bite down on your bottom lip. âyou might need to turn off your media training today.â
bakugou says every word to you, speaking like itâs just you two, without the cameras or screens or your soundwoman in the corner.
âmy publicist hates me because iâm not media trained. this is the best place for me.â
âyou say this now but youâre going to hate the personal questions.â
âas long as theyâre not too much in our business.â
if you have any questions or dilemmas you wanna ask bkg and ynâŠ. let me know!
streamer bakugo stay with me
yes yes i think bakugou is an indie twitch streamer ⊠who goes by dynamight⊠and plays a lot of horror or story-based games. poppy playtime, the last of us, the walking dead games, life is strange. yess yess, he gets rage baited so easily there are so many clips of him making the wrong decision and when a character dies he just gets up from his setup n takes a lap round the room cursing lmaooo
heâs very interactive w chat but not in the parasocial way heâll chat with them and tell them not to ask him dumb shit, easily rage baited by them too itâs so funny. âfuck off. iâm not fuckinâ 52 iâm 25.â or âstop callinâ me unc iâll fuck your shit up so bad.â and also âokay, so. now youâre banned. howâs that.â heâs sooo funny. bakugou bans people soooo easily youâll see them begging him on twt to be unbanned. thirty min complications of him on YouTube getting baited by his viewers.
collabs with his friends only and heâs super cute and giggly in them i think he has a really sweet giggle that his viewers loveeee so much and he shyly tells them to shut up. mario kart tournaments with kirishima and kaminari and sero which he always loses LOL
heâs always streaming in cosy clothes and hoodies so i think his community doesnât believe heâs jacked and they make fun of him for it. bakugou one day starts streaming in his tight black tees and someone comments âholy sleeper build.â and he gets sooooo cocky about it â flexes and stuff, puffs his chest over the screen.
âdidnât wanna show off âcause i knew youâd all be fuckinâ thirstinâ over everything.â heâs kinda bashful and smirks slow and sexy red eyes sweeping over his twitch chat. someone donates and sends one of those vocal messages âshow us them tiddies bitch.â And it actually makes him laugh, like proper laugh. one of his most viral clips from his streams. handcam streams often after that lmaoo
also he hates when people backseat him during games, i think katsuki really likes decision based gaming to liked to analyse the options, big fan of immersive game play and world building/character relationships. so when people skip ahead during times when heâs trying to figure out a puzzle or something heâll genuinely pause the game to tell people off. âshits fuckin annoying. tuned in to watch me play the game now youâre playin it for me. okay.â
the onlyyyyy time heâs ever allowed back seating is when you, a smaller streamer, join his chat and heâs playing through something â looking for a code to figure out a puzzle and you sweetly comment: âitâs in the top left!!!â
katsuki only notices because he once did a raid on your stream ages ago and thought you were adorable, playing your cosy games and showing off your tomodachi life island and ever since heâs been watching you in secret on his alt account. recognises your twitch handle by heart now.
âthanks, gorgeous.â he grins after reading your comment or listening to it if youâve donated for him to see it. then he moves on and his chat goes CRAZY cause usually heâs strict as FUCK. people clip it sooo fast, âdynamight flirting with smaller streamer????â it goes viral instantly and you get sooo much attention to your streams it makes you anxious.
you get a dm on twt from dynamightâs streamer account a few days later. âdown to collab some time?â and nearly lose your mind <3
Bkg who never drinks but gets drunk one night n all the guys are talking about sex and giving advice and denki asks bkg for his opinion and they all start dogging on him thinking he doesnât know shitâŠ
bakugou is only drinking because youâre on holiday right now with your girls. without you around, his whole routine has gone out of whack. no visiting you after work or picking you up from your writing class. no lounging on your sofa as he cooks you fancy pasta in your tiny kitchen with your roommate next door. he saves some for her also.
bakugou feels like a train run off the tracks, a zombie in his body, all the colours in his world have fallen flat.
so heâs taken to one of the most popular vices, alcohol with his buddies. his buddies arenât helping. kaminari doesnât know how to please this new girl heâs seeing and kirishima thinks heâs suitable to give advice. the third beer bakugou has downed makes them less annoying. just a smidge.
bakugou leans his head on the back of kirishimaâs sofa, staring blankly at the ceiling. his beer fisted on his knee. youâre probably leaving the beach now, in that pretty striped bikini you snapped a photo of a few hours ago. you said you were going to sunbathe, eat snacks, listen to music and read your book. group solo time you said. he wishes he was with you now.
âand i know sheâs going to leave me for it,â kaminari whines into his palms, âb-but i tell her that i can keep going but she says no sheâs fine. i think she finds it awkward because i just came and she hasnât.â
kirishima knocks his empty can on his coffee table. itâs surprising heâs even got one in his only basic necessities needed bachelor pad.
âyou donât finger her at the beginning? eat her out? girls love that.â
bakugou looks at his phone. no notifications from you. he huffs.
âwhy are you huffing and not helping me! iâm crying for help here!â kaminari moans, then burps right after. bakugou winces. âi do all the foreplay! she doesnât come during that either!â
bakugou entertains him. he swings his head on the sofa to look at one of his longest friends. âthe fuck are you doinâ if sheâs not cominâ when youâre eatinâ her?â
even though kaminari asked him, he and kirishima turn to look at bakugou with these slow drunken blinks.
âhah? what?â
âwhat do you know aboutâŠ.â kaminari starts.
kirishima leans forward to his best friend, truly interested in his answer, âsexually pleasing women?â
âwhat are you two idiots on? obviously i know.â though bakugou flushes red at the topic.
sure heâs not the most experienced in womenkind but he is in one. he knows what you like.
âwait howâ,â kirishima starts but kaminari cuts in with desperation neither men have seen before.
âkacchan how!â he cries, hands clasped together and shaking in bakugouâs face. âhow do i make my lady orgasm?â
bakugouâs quick to push kaminari away, having him fly to the other side of the sofa but still, he looks to him for answers with eager eyes.
âget the hell off me!â bakugou says then remembers to check his phone. still no text from you. not even an update on the sunset on the beach? a selfie? damn. he shuts his device and looks to his friends. âthe problem is you idiots callinâ it foreplay. touchinâ her is sex.â
âkacchan!â he urges.
âfuck! i usually eat her out and when sheâs close, i add in my fingers. shit has her cominâ down my wrist on command.â bakugou blurts like the words were dragged out of his throat. then his blush deepens. he takes a swig of his beer.
kaminariâs mouth gapes open, âwhat the fuck? tell me HOW. in DETAIL!â
âwho?â kirishima asks, tilting his chair to look at bakugou properly. âwhy didnât you tell your brothers you had a girlfriend?â
ânone of your fuckinâ business.â
âi bet you told deku!â
âfuck off about dekuâŠ,â then bakugou sighs. no notifications, âi met her through round face. she told him.â
âguys weâre going off topic. tell me how kacchan.â kaminari asks, about to crawl into bakugouâs lap.
bakugou shrugs. large motions all huffy and dramatic.
âitâs f-fuckinâ instinctual,â bakugou rubs his eyes. alcohol and thinking about your pussy around his friends. this wasnât how he was expecting his evening to go. âi just suck and lick at her clit. iâm loud and messy with it⊠she likes that. stick my tongue in her, kiss her thighs. i dunno i just do everythinâ. then when sheâs about to come, she gets all grabby at my hair, pushinâ my head into her so i finger her. she explodes with these cute ass squeals.â
âshit, man,â from kirishima.
âdamn kacchan⊠feel like i needa be making notes.â kaminari inches towards bakugou and bakugou grunts, spreading his legs to get comfortable. âbut wait, before that, what happens? and whatâs the technique when you give head? aâand your fingersâ,â
itâs the alcohol that makes bakugou really consider his questions. thinking about you softens him, gets him warm and fuzzy inside.
âmy woman told me that foreplay starts in the morninâ. she likes when i kiss her awake and sweet talk her. cute texts during the day. cookinâ for her and havinâ a plan for the eveninâ even if itâs watchinâ a movie. means when we start makinâ out on the sofa sheâs climbinâ all over me, grindin and feelinâ for my dick.â
bakugou looks his friends up and down. âi donât do all that to get my dick wet though. i do it âcause i like seeinâ her happy.â then after frowning, âi do like eatinâ her pussy. i miss her.â
kirishima feels the urge to open hinge and messaging his matches. he wants whatever his best friend has.
âwhere is she?â
âon holiday with her friends.â
âwhy didnât you go?â
âi said with her fuckinâ friends. iâm not her friend. why would i be there?â he snaps.
kirishima shrugs. âcan we see a photo? whatâs she look like?â
bakugou can do that. he goes into his photo gallery. heâs got so many photos of you to choose from.
âdo you alternate between small licks and big licks? and your fingers, whatâs the motion?â
bakugou rolls his lips in pondering, âbig one at the start just to taste everythinâ. then small licks on her clit. whatever gets her moaninâ loud.â he lazily flicks through selfies of you, âi curl my fingers inside her. brush against her insides.â
âandâ,â
âthis her.â bakugou thrusts his phone in his friends faces.
itâs a selfie you took yesterday on a boat in your striped bikini. the sun beams down on you beautifully, making you glow while the sea is bright blue behind you. youâre smiling, squinting slightly from the sun.
âdonât look too goddamn hard!â he barks once two heads duck closer to his phone.
âwhatâs her name? sheâs gorgeous?â
âoh wow!â
bakugou doesnât have a chance to answer when his phone is overcome from a phone call, showing your first name and last name.
âfuck, fuck, fuck,â bakugou whips up from his seat, âshe hasnât called all day. iâm goinâ into your bedroom. donât wait up for me.â
bakugou storms into kaminariâs bedroom, answering the phone in haste, âbaby, finally. iâve been waitinâ for you to call⊠no, iâm not drunkâŠ. just a lil.â
once the bedroom door clicks shut, kirishima sighs, âiâm gonna get back on hinge⊠actuslly maybe ochako has some friends for me?â
âshit! i didnât ask what he cooks yn! or what does he mean by curl?â
actually one more thing. i know for a fact that suna is so unbelievably well built and he acts annoyingly fucking nonchalant about it but you make the mistake of mentioning one time that he has a sleeper build bc he's constantly dressed in athleisure and he's like "i'm built like someone you wanna sleep with? damn that's crazy. so like when were you thinking specifically?"
Dry humping but doggy style
....sukuna haaates condoms... he'll be spooned behind you, forcing one leg up and over his hip so your pussy is spread. he's pushed your panties to the side so he can bully your pussy. two fingers, walking back and forth again you clit, make embarrass, sloppy sounds. the tip of his cock throbbing against your thigh, wet dripping from his slit.
"Come on," he rumbles into your ear. "Let daddy inside."
men who close their eyes and hum a little when they suck on your clit
may i add men who kiss your clit like theyâre making out with it
sexpollen but both of you HATEEE what's happening and just cant stop your bodies
"you're disgusting," as you wrap your legs around his ass. "stop cumming in me-- oh, my god--"
"Stop cumming on my cock!" he's ramming into you as hard as he can, slamming the headboard into the wall with every stroke. "cant pull out when you're dr-dripping down my balls and... god, fuck, when your body does that-"
his head dips down to suck your tits into his mouth and the sensation makes your body twitch and kick-
warmth pulses inside you
"I can feel it, that's so gross," you whine. "i hate you-"
"I hate you more-" he grunts.
and i do think he would look even better sandwiched between my legs with his cheek pressed to my inner thigh looking like a kicked puppy
lovie drop your katsuki aftercare thoughts
first thing he does is grab you some water. katsuki runs super warm and when you have sex, itâs hot and itâs sticky and it sears you both from the inside out. he gets so sweaty, his kisses burn despite how wet they are so i think he rolls off to the side of you, chest pink as it heaves n he either has to get up or he comes prepared with water by his bedside cause he doesnât want you to overheat and he also doesnât want to leave youuuu
he watches your chest rise n fall, and then carefully lift you to either lay back against his chest in his arms or against the pillows â doesnât wanna agitate you if youâre soreee :( then lifts the bottle to your lips to help you chug n kinda giggles if youâre gulping it down fast. âcâmere, drink.â
âi can do it myself katsuki.â
âdonât care, drink up.â and bakugou is just smirking proudly as you drink every last drop probably making some smug comment about how he wore you out⊠that sexy lopsided grin of his and you have to slap him in the chest to look away before you choke on your drink cause heâs making your tummy turn inside out. heâs lowkey bossy with it but itâs nice to be directed :(
âyou okay?â bakugou is so big on words from you like he does all the action he just needs to hear from you if youâre good. wonât take your sweet âmhmâŠâ for an answer. âwords please, pretty girl.â
âiâm good, promise.â
âyouâd tell me if you werenât?â
âyes katsukiiiii.â also he checks what you liked and what you didnt like, i feel like he wants to learn you more and more despite having been with you for years. if something makes you uncomfortable or he senses that it wasnât right in the moment, bakugou seeks to change it and make it better for you next time. he just really wants to please you so if you say you hate something i think heâd be okay with never doing it again if you didnt want to. just wants that open pillow talk dialogue.
âhow was that for you?â heâd say, a little shy, tracing over your tummy maybe wiping you down with his shirt while thereâs a bath running in the background â last thing he wants is for you to get sick.
âgood, i came really hard this time.â
and then katsuki smiles, tender over your thighs. âi know, was fuckinâ pretty. love seeing you cum, make this cute face baby.â
âi liked that too, when you called me pretty and your sweet baby.â
ânoted.â
then after heâs wiped you as clean as he can before your bath (heâll make you go pee trust trust) â katsuki will inspect you for marks or bruises. i think heâs always got some kinda cooling lotion lying around in his draws for when times get to rough on either of you and heâll check if anything is partially bad around your love bites and where heâs been holding you⊠also checks for spark marks cause he gets carried away.
âyouâre bruisinâ, gripped you too when you were on top.â wiping his nose a bit, lashes soft against your tummy cause i know heâs got his head lying against it. âiâll get some aloe.â
ânoooo, i like them, theyâre sexy ân make me feel like you really wanted me. like a reminder.â
âthat so? i should give you more thenâŠâ he purrs and like tackles you into the bed â on top of you once more but heâs pressing really soft kisses all over your face and wherever heâs bitten you. his nose scrunching adorably cause heâs laughing :( giggly boy has the sweetest laugh especially around you. âalways do, want you so bad. all the time.â
"Where's Momo?" Aang asks, coming into the living room in a bit of a panic. It's been over an hour since he's last heard or seen the lemur and that's odd for Momo.
Usually, Momo is either hanging around Appa or trying to steal his hidden stash of lychee nuts. So the quietness has been unnerving and Aang would like it to stop.
You peer up from your book, comfortingly sprawled out on a cloud of pillows on the floor.
"Momo?" You ask before nodding down at the lump in your shirt. "He's been here with me the whole time."
Aang's panic visibly fades, a relieved sigh leaving him. "Thank the spirits," he says. "I was beginning to wonderâ" Aang pauses. "Wait, where is he exactly?"
You lift up your shirt to reveal a happily sleeping Momo who is nuzzled between your breasts.
Aang's right eye subconsciously twitches.
That's his spot.
The twitch doesn't evade you, your lips quirking up in a knowing smile as you say, "You can share, Aang."
"They were mine first, though," Aang grumbles, pouting before dramatically falling next to you, cushioned by the pillows. "And he's already had an hour so it's my turn now."
You laugh, amused. "If you say so," you reply before gesturing to Momo. "You gotta move him, though."
Aang snorts, already reaching for Momo.
"Easy as airbending."
That proves to be false when, not even a minute later, a shocked Aang ends up with a scratch on his hand and a still sleeping Momo remains on your chest.
You do feel bad for laughing, if that's any consolation.
shouto and the way his two big palms hold your thighs down as he eats you out. the way heâll move your hands to grip his hair instead of the sheets, because he enjoys the sting in his scalp when you pull. because he knows how good heâs making you feel when it hurts that much more for him