Doughnut Touch Me

Brittany | 22 | Maryland | I do the college thing

[xbox-nun]

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

[thefuzzballs]

[verminfang]

Me recommending Worm to people:

[skeleslime-phantom]

Popular Opinion

Mint Ice Cream and other mint flavored foods taste GREAT and y'all can’t change my mind

[sushinfood]

op do you accept constructive criticism

[skeleslime-phantom]

choose your next words carefully, dear sushi

[sushinfood]

m i n t    s u c k 

[skeleslime-phantom]

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE DISRESPECT MY MINTS

[saddest-cat-hours]

[hallucin8]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

[lo-kaia]

Thanks I hate it

[fifty-shadesofgay]

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

[ruffboi-mags]

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

[taviacw]

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

[memewhore]

[the-memedaddy]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[permissiongranted-deactivated20]

[nuclear-nigerians]

[rachelfoulger]

[shawnyqueer]

My therapist watching me having a mental breakdown.

[catchymemes]

[animusrox]

[lightallofyour]

My anxiety, depression and ADHD interacting

[shan-onii-deactivated20260207]

I heard they literally did this for an hour, stoned out of their fucking minds

[amoisthobo]

Incredible

[roneswhenimdrunk-deactivated202]

Sinbad went home and fired his agent 😂

[markv5]

Mom’s Work

[anarcho-occultism]

Reboot to support this hardworking single mom

[cannibalchicken]

[sunshine-snowflake]