If you had life eternal?

My inbox is closed for requests for now except for asks .I mainly write platonic stuff but I occasionally write romantic.

[kawaiiauthormuffinzonk]

Hiya welcome to the disaster that his my blog where you can request stuff for me to write and look at all the other Random stuff that I post. I mainly write platonic stuff (since I’m a sucker for platonic fluffy shit) but don’t be afraid to also request romantic stuff as well.

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I hope y’all enjoy and please be nice UwU

Current theme: dark red vampire/Ghost (band) + some phantom of the opera vibes lol

[eunice-2magwerl]

‼️ EMERGENCY FUND: I need Help With Medical Bills And Equipment‼️

Howdy Y'all, please share my story with me at least a little, I am a Type 1 Diabetic. I was diagnosed in February 2019 after being very sick and I weighed 88 lbs. For the last two and a half years I have had to inject insulin 4+ times for day every day, to stay within my blood glucose level.

In December 2020 I was hospitalized and had to have emergency surgery where I had to stay at home for the entire period of my illness without working, and I also had DKA aka Diabetic ketoacidosis is a serious complication of diabetes that occurs when your body produces high levels of blood acids called ketones.

In the picture, the devices you see are the ones that are needed to control my diabetes.

Diabetic ketoacidosis develops when your body cannot produce enough insulin. Insulin normally plays an important role in helping sugar (glucose), the main source of energy for your muscles and other tissues, enter your cells. Without enough insulin, your body begins to break down fat as an alternative fuel. This process produces a buildup of toxic acids in the bloodstream called ketones, eventually leading to diabetic ketoacidosis if left untreated.

Three months later in March 2021 I finally got to see an endocrinologist, who specializes in Type 1 Diabetes. Who told me that an insulin pump would be a good device for me?

I was recently approved for an insulin pump that will help me better control my diabetes. Although I am happy that I am approved the hardest part is coming up with the funds to pay for the pump and equipment.

📎Support and donate here.

👉 GOAL: $40/$340

A donation of any amount will be greatly appreciated even if you can't donate but if you share the story against friends It will help. Thanks to anyone and everyone who is willing to help.

[kawaiiauthormuffinzonk]

My name is Tarneem Sami, from Shuja'iyya, Gaza. My husband was killed getting supplies. Now I’m fleeing with my 3 children, struggling for food and medicine. Please help us survive.

https://gofund.me/0190de90

Please everyone boost this post and donate if you can.

[kawaiiauthormuffinzonk]

Hi there 👋,

My name is Mohammad, and I’m reaching out in a moment of desperate need. I’m a father of three young children living in Gaza, and we are caught in the midst of a catastrophic war. Our home is no longer a safe haven, and the future here seems increasingly uncertain. 💔

I’ve launched a fundraising campaign with the goal of raising $40,000 to relocate my family to a safer place where my children can grow up in peace and have a chance at a brighter future. 🕊️🇵🇸

Unfortunately, my previous fundraising efforts were abruptly halted when my account was terminated without explanation. However, I remain determined to keep fighting for my family’s safety and well-being. 🫶

If you could take a moment to read our story, consider donating, or simply share our campaign with others, it would make an incredible difference. Every act of kindness, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to safety and a new beginning. 🙏

Thank you for your time, compassion, and support. ❤

https://gofund.me/fd1faea2 🔗

I know I haven’t posted in awhile but please go help.

[shining-sphinx]

So I got into dungeon meshi and i’ve been telling everyone who I talk to. I love everything about the world, characters, the art, etc.

BUT

People are not kidding when they say that senshi will manifest in your head to tell you to eat better. Like I have a hard time remembering to eat but my brain would be like “you haven’t eaten in some hours, you need a meal” and I would be like you’re very right internal senshi I’m gonna see what I can make. Then I make food??? Honestly Gods sent senshi for helping so many people eat better

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[eiilese]

there is this post that i Think came from reddit (here) about getting in a van with these groups of people. nami’s van is the right answer btw

[gumbleboy]

insert shouting YOU’RE MY FRIEND!! YOU’RE MY FRIEND!!

[kawaiiauthormuffinzonk]

Diluc *beats the monsters that Y/n brought* : Now, about your time out.

Y/n : I will not flee without putting up a fight!

Traveller : Diluc! Be nice with her, she's only a child!

Y/n : I am the best Abyss mage existing! Dread my power!

*Y/n use her elementary skill but being inexperienced, she takes the after blow*

Y/n *sniffles* : Outch.

Diluc : Are you okay? It was quite powerful. Are you hurt?

Y/n : I'm *hic* I'm fine. I don't want a human to pity me. *sniff*

Diluc : Let's get to Moonstad to treat your injuries. You're clearly wounded.

Y/n *cries* : I'm the worst abyss mage ever!

Paimon: Don't say that. You're like, 6?

Y/n : I'm 7!

Diluc : Having a vision this early in your life is proof that you're skilled in magic. You're still a child though, it's normal that you don't master them yet. It took time and hard work.

Paimon : He's right. And to be honest, you're the strongest 7 years old mage I ever seen.

Y/n : Really?

Traveller : Of course. Your elementary skill was really dashing.

Diluc : Now, let's get your wounds treated.

Y/n : Okay...

Diluc : And after that, you will have time to reflect on your actions in your solitary cell.

Y/n : What!? No!

Diluc : I told you that you will get a time out.

Traveller : Don't worry. You will not be alone. This cell is often occupied by someone, who I think, you will adore.

Jean: why do I hear more explosions than usual Diluc

Diluc: I might’ve made a mistake by introducing Klee to someone else with a pension for violence

[kawaiiauthormuffinzonk]

Cyno and Y/n are at Sumeru.

Cyno : We're here. Cy-now.

Y/n *giggles* : It's so cool here!

Tighnari : Cyno, you finally returned. Who's that child?

Y/n : I am Y/n hu- uh. *Look at his ears*

Tighnari : Everything is alright?

Y/n : It's so cute! *make grabby hands to touch his ears* Can I touch them?

Tighnari : *taken aback* N- No! They are very sensitive. And I'm not a dog that you can pet.

Cyno : Don't be sad Y/n. Let's go bark to the dogtor to treat your hounds.

Tighnari : Cyno. Please, for the love of the sevens, stop with those puns.

Y/n *laughs* : Stop! I can't stop laughing! And it's hard to breath!

Y/n; for letting me pet thy ears you shall be sparred

Tighnari: cyno where do you find this child?!

[kawaiiauthormuffinzonk]

I imagine when people learn that Y/n is an Abyss mage.

Y/n *leads a little group of monsters to Diluc's domain* : Kekekeke. You're finished humans!

Paimon : Monsters! Lead by Y/n!? She's an Abyss mage?! But how?

Y/n : I said I was one all those months ago! But you never took me seriously. It will be your doom! Kekekeke.

Diluc *prepare his weapon* : I think it's time for you to be on time out.

Paimon: are you gonna kill them?!?

[kawaiiauthormuffinzonk]

Abyss mage reader is in Sumeru desert.

Y/n : It's so hot here... Why this strange human and his floating pet had to go here?

Y/n trip and fall all the way down.

Y/n : Outch. *tearing* It hurts. *cries* I hate this desert! I hate hot places! And I hate sand!

Cyno : Hey little one, are you okay? Did you get hurt?

Y/n : Go away human! I don't need help from creatures like you!

Cyno : Calm down. I will not hurt you. I want to help. Can you move your legs.

Y/n : Yes, but it hurts.

Cyno : I see. I will bring you to Sumeru, then we will get you treated.

Y/n *open her eyes* : Okay. *Look at Cyno and sees his outfit* Dog.

Cyno : Excuse me?

Y/n : You have a dog head. I like it.

Cyno : Really? I'm glad it doesn't scare you. I wouldn't want you to running ahoo-way.

Y/n : ... Pfffff- Ahahahaha!

Y/n rolls on the ground, laughing.

Y/n: I shall spare you

Cyno: Aw, that doesn’t sound threatening at all

[kawaiiauthormuffinzonk]

Abyss mage reader pouting after failing to scare humans again.

Abyss mage : Y/n, are you ok?

Y/n : Am I a good abyss order mage father?

Abyss mage : Of course you are.

Y/n : But no human fears me... They all find me cute...

Abyss mage : But you are the cutest little one.

Y/n : But I want them to fear me! Not fawn over me!

Abyss mage : You can always use your cuteness against them.

Y/n : How?

Abyss mage : You can infiltrate them. Make them think you are a little human who likes to disguise as an Abyss mage. And they will give you everything we need to bring them down.

Y/n : It's a master plan Father! I'll go to Moonstad to spy them!

Abyss mage: awww they grown up so fast when eating to take down a nation 🥰

[kawaiiauthormuffinzonk]

Abyss mage reader *taking a walk in Moonstad*

Y/n *thinks* : Those humans are idiots. They haven't realised that an Abyss mage is walking in their city. I can plot my next move easily kekekeke.

Kaeya : Hello little one. Aren't you a cute abyss mage? If only all of the abyss order can be this cute.

Y/n : I'm not cute, one eye! I'm a powerful Abyss mage! You should be shaking in fear!

Kaeya: Oh my! So scary! I will be zapped to death by a abyss kitty.

Y/n *speak in the Abyss' language* : You Cyclops asshole!

Kaeya *speak in the same language* : You are quite vulgar for a little child.

Y/n *speak normally* : You, human, can understand me!?

Kaeya : Of course. I'm quite the polyglot.

Y/n:…show your other eye

Kaeya: what no!

Y/n: I’m gonna see it whether you want it or not!.

[kawaiiauthormuffinzonk]

Abyss mage reader with Diluc.

Diluc *at his domain* : A peaceful day. No abyss order attack. That's strange.

Y/n *jump in front of Diluc* : Kekekeke! FOOOOOL!

Diluc *look at this strange child who's wearing abyss mage robes* : Nice disguise little one. But you should be careful. Someone might mistake you as a abyss mage.

Y/n : I am Y/n! Mage of the abyss! I will roast you with my electro powers!

Diluc : That's cute. But go play somewhere else. I'm busy.

Y/n : I'm not playing! I'm fighting you! Fear me human!

Diluc *sighs* : Okay. Do your best.

Y/n : Kekeke. Foolish man! I will destroy you!

*Y/n tries to cast an electro spell, but just create little sparkles*

Diluc : Impressive. I think I felt a little tingle.

Y/n *runs away, crying* : I'll get my revenge! Meanie!

Diluc: ok let’s get you home to your parents-

Y/n: foolish mortal!, you’ve feel for my trap! Get him father!

Abyss mage appears: kekeke great trap my little mage!, you’ve done great

Y/n: really!

Abyss mage: why yes of course you did

Diluc watches as the abyss mage coddles y/n with affection and is left confused to whether he should fight or just leave:….

[kawaiiauthormuffinzonk]

Dragon Lord Y/n smelling a dragon in Liyue's Harbour.

Y/n *sniff* : There's another dragon here.

Paimon : Is it another of your people wanting to bring you back?

Y/n: No. This smell is different. It's a, how to say... like it is from Celestia. A god dragon.

Paimon : Dragons have gods?

Y/n: Not really. But there is a kink of dragon who lives in Celestia.

Traveller: Don't you mistake it with the general dragon smell infusing this land? Because of the dragon of the legend.

Y/n: Maybe. Even if it's fresh, it's an old smell. Like an old, very old, elderly man.

Zhongli who heard the conversation *mumbles*: Respect your elders. I don't smell like this...

Y/n: they smell older than dirt, like reall ancient to the point a breeze would make them crumble kinda old- Zhongli you ok?

Zhongli clutching his heart with the comments they just said stabbed into his heart: fine…I’m fine

[kawaiiauthormuffinzonk]

Imagine in Genshin impact that a baby reader is raised by abyss mages. She's now 6 and is dressed like them, but without the mask (face?) they wear.

She will be like "I'm a abyss mage! Fear me humans!"

But everyone finds her cute.

She tried to fight Diluc many times but never wins. And ran away each time, swearing revenge.

Honesty abyss mages are adorable tbh

I know this is supposed to be fluffy but I had angst idea that y/n is a descendant of someone from Khaenri'ah and the mages take them in cause of that and possibly cause they retain memories from their former lives of having families and children.

Perhaps one of the mages is even their ancestor who takes to raising their descendant who lost their parents to some sort of bandit attack.