Sweetly sleepy

1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. 4 sheep.

[tailofalastor]

YOU THINK IM GOING TO BELIEVE THE PROPAGANDA KING??

[doorknobinmyayuss]

I always said I'd stay in denial...

AND I STILL AM!!!

[fraugwinska]

Liars do be lying - I won't fall for petty propaganda. The Tail is REAL #RunAndTailThat

[arirna]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

me, some 17th century French peasant bitch in the crowd:

[yupokaysuremhm]

MY HANDS ARE STUCK MY HANDS ARE STUCK!

[bakersfield-row]

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

[shaddy-bee]

[swagdinner]

PUNCHES YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE

[luvzsify]

[juicetrump2]

Chick-fil-A mounts PR campaign to push back against its anti-LGBTQ+ reputation - LGBTQ Nation

The chicken chain was told to "cluck off" the last time it tried to move into the UK. This time, it hired bigger guns.

[tehjleck]

me: "have they tried not being fucking ignorant religious bigots?"

article: “I suspect that a bit of the steam has gone out of the LGBT thing,” Backman told the right-wing outlet, staying ahead of the issue. “There may be the odd protester, but if they have got armies of PR people laser-focused on that then I suspect it may be OK.”

me: no surprises there... fuck them

sandwich recipe

[warriorsmurf]

We go through a lot of pickles here and this recipe is a good way to use leftover brine.

[konfettiklown]

i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste

[konfettiklown]

look what he drives. i have got to get this little purple fucks spotify

[thominyourside]

[motteteto]

𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖞 𝖇𝖊𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖉 𝖒𝖊 𝖇𝖔𝖇 ⛓️🥀

[blakellyl]

sweetie just started living a normal life and now mf Doom is going to fucking ruin it for him

[squidfreak]

DON'T PUT YOUR TRIGGERS AND/OR PHOBIAS IN YOUR WEBSITES/PINNED POSTS/BIOS/ETC. FOR EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET TO SEE. ONLY TRUSTED PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT INFORMATION, NOT THE WHOLE INTERNET. YOU WILL GET HURT!!! MEAN PEOPLE WILL USE IT AGAINST YOU!!!

[houseofcucci]

Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

[beggars-opera]

I'm personally after the white whale that took my leg

[loubuttons]

I also want the whale that took this guys leg

[beggars-opera]

Not amab or afab, but a secret third thing. Hmm what could we call it

[beacon-lamp]

hello beloveds ☺️

[iceslushii]

made an alternate version for the mutuals ive never spoken to

[thetreeofliberty]

You are appreciated

[birdsocks]

They are studying us in petri dishes

[idkbinko]

To understand the petri dish is to love the petri dish. To love the petri dish is to become the petri dish.

[shamebats]

Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.

[shamebats]

I just realized it's literally just the fucking humors again. We've arrived back at the starting line.

[galaxywannabe]

I hate being a music geek because when I listen to the Thunderbolts* score and get genuinely giddy listening to certain tracks because they're so good I have NOBODY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH RAHHHH anyways if you haven't just sat down and listened to the full film score for some of your favorite marvel movies you're missing out.

[thepoisonroom]

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

[elmerseason-deactivated-deactiv]

[0gl1tch0]

I actually learned a fun therapy trick for this!

The statute of limitations on arson is 6 years.

So whenever I remember an embarrassing or shameful thing I’ve done, I ask myself if it was worse than arson. If it wasn’t, and it was 6 or more years ago, I forgive myself.

Also just the comedic shock of going “well, that was a stupid and mean thing I said, but 6 years is the statute of limitations on arson” helps.