Kayak321

the person ever | recovering redditor | likes internet, video games, and internet & video game culture https://en.pronouns.page/@Kayak321

[kayak3214]

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kayak | he/him, ne/nym | MINOR | black | neurodivergent adhd | agnostic

hi hello i am former internet micromicrocelebrity kayak three two one (most ppl just call me kayak)

I've had tumblr for years but my use of it is very inconsistent though i want to try to use it more often now, but i still don't know "how to use" this platform or its culture

my top (hyperfixations? special interests?) rn are sonic the hedgehog and deltarune and i love discussing trivia and headcanons about both franchises' worlds and characters as well as other funny stuff but i especially love lore discussions and theorizing/theorycrafting (despite admittedly not being good at either of those things)

erm... okay ran out of things to say send post

https://en.pronouns.page/@Kayak321

[artsekey]

reblog to microwave them faster

[artsekey]

the speed of 20 reblogs... what could 100 do...

[d4rk-x-w0lf-17]

i've seen a lot of people on twitter getting upset over this but i honestly welcome the change

she doesn't need to constantly chase sonic to express her love for him, he already knows that she loves him

[lilsugarbush]

cop: are you high?

me: hello, am i what?

cop: high

me: hello

[ex-riddlecats]

have you guys seen the mod of r/samandmax losing his shit over ppl drawing gay fanart and deciding to ban all sam and max shipping from the subreddit

[ex-riddlecats]

i want to emphasize that this is about the characters who have been depicted as getting married at least 3 times, one of which was on the creator of the series literal wedding cake

[mx-rabbit]

Recoining a xenogender because there is a lack of info about it (also, i have depression)

Depregender

Depregender is a neurogender where ones gender is influenced or affected by ones depression. It can be ones gender is so hard to feel or describe because of depression that it is best described by their depression. It can also be where ones gender feels like their depression. It is exclusive to those with depression.

Flag

ID: A five stripe horizontal flag. The first stripe on top is a dark grey, the second stripe is a medium muted blue, the third stripe is a dark muted blue, the fourth is a medium muted blue, and the fifth is a dark grey. end ID

Original definition link (i can't find anything else about the og aside from this)

Please let me know if you know anything more about the og term

[miitarion]

[ejacutastic]

[idirot]

you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man

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Person 1: this push pop bangin yo

Person 2: that’s a glue stick

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Person 1: your lipstick looks great!

Person 2: it tastes even better ;)

Person 1: i know

Person 2:

Person 1:

Person 2: hey why are your teeth pink

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Person 1: what is love?

Person 2: an emotional minefield

Person 3: a neurochemical reaction

Person 4: BABY DONT HURT ME-

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Person 1: remember how I said Person 2 and I were going to have a calm night out for once?

Person 3: yes

Person 1: well, we’re in jail

Person 3: *hangs up*

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Person 1: What the fuck

Person 2: Language!

Person 1: Whom the fuck

Person 2: Better

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Person A, to person B, pointing to a heart shaped cookie: look! This one’s a heart! That’s how I feel about you!

Person B: *sniffle* AAAAHHHHHHH

Person A, to person C, pointing at a Michigan shaped cookie: this one looks like Michigan! That’s how I feel about you!

Person C: what–

(Credit to @hoodedjelly on twitter btw)

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Hiya, just wanted to say I use your quotes all the time and humbly offer you a template of my own in gratitude. Feel free to use it or not, up to you :)

*At person 1 and 2s wedding*

Person 3: We are here today to honour the marriage of my good friend, person 1

Person 3: And I have only one thing to say to them

Person 3: I implore you to rethink your choice. There’s still time to run. It’s not too late.

Person 1:

Person 2, wiping away tears: Omg that was beautiful

Glad to hear it! Tysm!

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Person 1: *spits out food*

Person 2: Hey! We don’t spit here. If it’s in your mouth, you swallow it.

Person 3: *raises eyebrow*

Person 2: Shut the fuck up.

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Person 1: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through some stuff?

Person 2: No.

Person 3: Nope.

Person 4: Absolutely not.

Person 2: I hope it sucks, whatever you’re going through.

Person 3, laughing: “I hope it sucks”!?!

Person 2: Hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Person 4: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. I can’t wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could’ve changed that outcome.

Person 1: What the hell! I just asked if you’d be there for me!