FancyPants

Not so active Tumblr friend.

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“I am my own muse, I am the subject I know best. The subject I want to know better.” -Frida Kahlo 

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[kaysfancies]

...#Muse #InspireSomeone #Educator #YoungArt | This photo was taken by one of my students while en route to DC. He caught my reflection in the window so perfectly. Of course, the artist came up with some deeper, reflective caption.

[kaysfancies]

me everyday: I should get a tattoo.

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[thecommonchick]

[onlytwitterpics]

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[neon-voids]

[davidcronenburgers]

This is the greatest insult in the history of television.

[gael-garcia]

Atlanta 1x05 

[yourbigsisnissi]

so you're jamaican and not regular black?

What the hell is regular black?

[adreamdeferred]

diet black.

[thepapayastand-deactivated20160]

black lite.

[onlyblackgirl]

Gluten Free Black.

[jader-rr]

90 calorie black

[maybesomethinglessoriginal-deac]

vegan black

[neelion]

Reduced fat Black

[augustxiv]

2% Black

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artificial black flavor

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Fat free black

[firstoffletmesayi]

Multigrain black

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Soy black

[roachpatrol]

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Black People!

[i-kandi-deactivated20221124]

Y'all get on my nerves!

[heir-n-reign]

Skim Black

[dynastylnoire]

Black with chia seeds

[the-sunflowergoddess]

Black with sugar

[clarknokent]

Black on the rocks

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New and Improved Black taste

[pkbrown93]

Black & mild

[iwriteallday]

Black Zero

[namesareharddd]

Dairy free black

[allsmilesontheoutside]

Sugar-Free Black

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Histamine free black

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Venti Soy Black w/ extra caramel

[kingxcbk]

100% Organic Black

[earlgrey95]

Free range black

[kingxcbk]

Raspberry Infused Black

[millennialthirdculturekid-deact]

GMO Free Black

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From farm to table Black

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

Blacktose intolerant

[nasty-nympho]

Lmao Black and mild killed me I lost my witty comment

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Nightmare black

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Midnight Black

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Hypoallergenic black

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Extra virgin black

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Sodium free sulfur free black

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Coconut oil black

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Lmfao Coco & Shea Butter Black

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I’m here for farm to table Black

[hunchoeatsfirst]

0 carbs Black

[agoldthatactuallystays]

sensitive skin Black.

[kaysfancies]

paraben free Black

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Facts

[whats-guud]

Still not getting an android

[atypical-butch]

Have fun with your overpriced paperweight

[whats-guud]

I will. And I know I’ll be safe from explosions 

[mixedapocalyptic]

Bih you really forgot when iPod and iPhones were exploding and burning people in their sleep? An exploding phone is the only thing the iPhone has done before an Android.

[lividlovers]

^^^ lmfao clap back ; THE ONLY THING IPHONE HAS DONE BEFORE ANDROID

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

welp

[babybuu-deactivated20180707]

The absolute most omfg. Android 2k4ever.

[mixedapocalyptic]

I had no idea my clapback made its rounds but I’m glad to see the truth being shared

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

Still not getting an android but that clapback was amazing 😂

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

How do you not get an android though like it makes no sense…. battery never dies, all same apps… and more free ones if we’re being honest, i see way more options on here. Free Music Whenever you want it literally press download and that’s it… the only androids with bad cameras are the old ones so idk how that joke still going around. I throw my android on the floor for fun sometimes just to see how sturdy this sht is, never breaks, nigas out here breathin on their iphones and it breaks. Ya’ll still don’t got Flash…. android plays any video you come across on internet like youre on your computer… I just don’t even…. like… I  dont understand…. (I was an iphone person too, bought my mom iphone 6s too so I know whats up). Is brand advertising gettin people that easily… 

[melodychainz]

Besides the fact I love that Android allows you to have a Pure experience phone without additional clout. I can drag and drop. That’s almost enough for me. I swear ppl get iPhones so they can have something to believe in. You want something to believe in, go to church…

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

the last 3 people i saw with iphones their screens were broken. when i first switched from iphone to android  my android fell on floor like 6 times i had a heart attack each time, now i just relax and laugh and thank god mi not an iphone user. plus it’s sad they really forced to play all their videos in widescreen, how do yall even look lmao. All jokes aside they testin how stupid these people are for real, I promise they sat in a room like “they bought all those other iphones tho, bet money we can do some stupid shit like no headphone jacks and theyd buy it…” At first when I saw no headphone jacks I thought that shit was a meme tbh

[biohazerd]

Still not gettin an android lol

[thatcurlyhairedseason]

The only android I’ve ruined was stepped on by a 1500lb horse. I love the horror on my apple obsessed friends’ faces when I drop mine or wash it off after spilling something on it. Switching was the best decision I’ve made

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

lmao it’s true, everytime I drop my phone near someone who got iphone their eyes are like “OH….MY….. GOD……” or some them smile cause they lowkey want to see some drama or everyone to be sad like them

bonus:

yall literally out of excuses or insults now

[youtuder]

I think you need a break

[micdotcom]

This woman was run over for ignoring a man’s catcall — and then had to deal with negligent police

A man on a moped yelled, “Are you alright, darling?” at Pagan-Lilley Motlagh-Phillips, as she was walking home in London. When she didn’t respond, the man pulled up and “aggressively” demanded an answer. After she again refused, the man threatened to retaliate. And he did — by running her over.

Motlagh-Phillips said she lost consciousness and later woke up in the hospital, where she was diagnosed with internal bruising and had to leave on crutches. The police added insult to injury. After dealing with one officer’s indifference, she sent an email. His boss was even worse.

[granolabird-deactivated20161002]

“A doctor once told me I feel too much. I said, ‘so does God. That’s why you can see the Grand Canyon from the moon.’”

- Andrea Gibson from “Jellyfish” (via snakemeupinside)

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[batteredshoes]

ASAP