Incorrect Twice Quotes

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Mina: I've never had a friend before

Chaeyoung: Really? I can be your friend

Mina:

Mina: I've also never had a girlfriend

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[On Wheel Of Furtune]

Mina: i’d like to buy an owl

Host: u mean a vowel?

Mina: no someone said u guys sell owls

Host: who?

Mina: i just fucking heard one

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Momo: One BigMac without strawberries, please.

Cashier: Strawberries?

Momo: No thank you

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Momo: Excuse me I lost my cat can I make an announcement

Cashier: uh.. sure?

Momo: meow meow meow meow-

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Chaeyoung: I like you, Tzuyu

Tzuyu: Excuse me for a moment-

Tzuyu: [loudly from the bathroom down the hall five seconds later] FUUUUUUUUUUCK

Tzuyu: [returns] Cool.

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Sana: What’s your name, beautiful?

Tzuyu: Get lost.

Sana: Sounds exotic, I’m Sana.

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Jihyo: Stop doing weird things, you need to go out sometime

Mina: I went to the park today

Jihyo: There you go, I hope you got something out of that

Mina: [opens coat] Yeah this duck

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Jeongyeon: Go to bed, you’re tired.

Dahyun: No I’m not

Jeongyeon: Go to bed, I’m tired.

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Nayeon: [trying to flirt] So, do you come here often?

Tzuyu: This is my fucking house.

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Sana: Is 3 fingers too much?

Dahyun: Not at all! Most people have 10.

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Jeongyeon: [accidentally bumps into Momo while dancing]

Momo: You wanna fucking die?

Jeongyeon: [whispering] Kinda

Momo: [Softly] Baby we talked about this...

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[Jihyo leaving to go to the store]

Mina: What am I gonna do while you’re gone?

Jihyo: I don’t know. What do you usually do?

Mina [voice cracking]: wait for you to come back :(

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Sana: What do you say when you like someone of your own gender?

Jihyo: Sana, no...

Sana: Sarangay

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Twice as:

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Nayeon:

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Jeongyeon (Nayeon’s in Blue):

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Momo:

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Sana:

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Jihyo:

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Mina:

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Dahyun:

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Chaeyoung:

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Tzuyu:

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Momo: [counting her fingers]

Bouncer: I just asked how old you are

Momo: Can you shut the fuck up for a second

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Jihyo: Momo I’ve been looking for Nayeon is she here

Momo: no

Bed: no

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Sana: [moves around in bed and hears a soft thump on the floor]

Sana: [gasping softly] Mina, no