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Ares: Hey, I got you the 50 gallons of blood you asked for.

Aphrodite: Woah, seriously? Where did you get 50 gallons of fake blood?

Area: ...You wanted fake blood?

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Persephone: Rat girl summer.

Hades: I wish I could understand you.

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Hermes: This is my ex-girlfriend, Peitho.

Peitho: You’ve got to stop introducing me like that.

Peitho: I’m his wife.

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Hermes and Apollo: *Fall into a hidden sand pit on the beach*

Artemis with binoculars: Revenge, bitch.

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Dionysus: As usual we are joined today by, uh, about 9 or 10 gay men who follow me and a legion of young queer women with anxiety who find me comforting.

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Greek Gods As Things My Friends & I Have Said (Part Five)

Persephone: Lady Macbeth is what I aspire to be.

Athena: I’m not sure that’s a good idea.

Persephone: Why not? She’s ambitious, sexy, and at least at the beginning had a loving marriage.

Athena: She’s evil!

Persephone: I didn’t say I wanted to be completely like her.

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Loki: Every time we stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff.

Odin: Hey, real quick, what the actual fuck?

Frigg: You do realise that by actually biting a chunk of fucking soap you are in fact the one losing.

Sigyn: You all are just jealous that Loki is brave enough to munch on the forbidden chocolate.

Loki: I’m living.

Frey: What does the forbidden chocolate taste like?

Loki: Soap.

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Heimdall: How long does a stick of deodorant last you?

Loki: Usually only 3 or 4 bites.

Heimdall: Why do I even bother?

[disasterbispn]

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Harmonia: You can’t keep doing this.

Eros: I don’t see what the big deal is.

Harmonia: Throwing your clothes on a chair is incredibly disorganized.

Eros: I find the shirt I’m looking for eventually!

Harmonia: They get wrinkled!

Eros: I’m not trying to impress anybody.

Harmonia: It makes your room look like a mess.

Eros: To match the rest of my life! Look, even if you’re right, I don’t have the energy to care. There’s not a reason you could give to make me want to-

Phobos: When you wake up in the middle of the night, it looks like a dude is just sitting there watching you.

[later]

Eros, folding clothes while humming the tune of Under The Sea: Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo...

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Loki: Every time we stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff.

Odin: Hey, real quick, what the actual fuck?

Frigg: You do realise that by actually biting a chunk of fucking soap you are in fact the one losing.

Sigyn: You all are just jealous that Loki is brave enough to munch on the forbidden chocolate.

Loki: I’m living.

Frey: What does the forbidden chocolate taste like?

Loki: Soap.

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Loki, setting down a card: Ace of spades!

Hermes, pulling out an Uno card: Plus Four!

Eris, pulling out a Pokémon card: Pikachu I choose you!

Apollo: W-what are you playing?

Sigyn, reading in the corner: They call it "Chaos Cards", you can bet with monopoly money. You'll get used to it.

[spidaerman]

(insert I Am Disgusted.gif here)

[woppy42]

[edgar-allan-possum]

This has been debunked by now. This all came from a fandomwire article that doesn't source any of these claims. We still don't know what's actually going on.

[daisymayjohnson]

^^^

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Apollo: Hey everybody, today my brother stole my cows so I’ve started a kickstarter to put him down.

Apollo, showing a picture of baby Hermes: Benefits of killing him is my cows will get stolen way less.

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Hermes & Apollo: *pillow-fighting*

Dionysus: Hermes, Hermes don’t- Hermes watch the light, dude.

Hermes:

Hermes: *smashes the light*

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Hera: Things I didn’t realize until I came out, part one.

Hera: Nails grow really fucking fast.

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Persephone: Would you rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby?

Hades: What’s a matter baby?

Persephone: Nothing sweetie, what's wrong with you?