Super Cow Hero Keiichi Nanaya

A nonexistent hero that will one day rise up to fight evil. But in the meantime, he's just an average 20 year old, in College, Prevailing classes, society, and romance with his best mate, Mr. Hooters. Enjoying his life with Video Games, Manga, Anime, Books, Friends, and Food.

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i was looking at old photos and i wanted to show you how our story went, a little

bronwyn and i met at age 12 but i dont have any photos from then, really, but this is from grade 9 science class when we were being goofs and i was 13

this is from our first ever sleepover, we couldn’t stop laughing and we were sleeping on a mattress on the floor and we went to boston pizza and got plastic rings that we both still have (bronwyn kept hers on a necklace after that)

i went to bronwyn’s cottage for the first time in the summer after grade 9

we had our first kiss in grade 10 when i was 14 and were in a weird kind of dating limbo period

then i moved to the states and turned 15 and told bronwyn i was in love with her and we visited every chance we could and she sent me flowers and packages

then i went to junior prom with her and bronwyn cut her hair

then we had the most beautiful summer where i spent 5 weeks at her cottage and i cut my hair

then i went back to miami for 12th grade and turned 16 and bronwyn was 17 and we went to senior prom together

then i moved back to canada for university when i was turning 17 and we finally lived in the same place again and we loved each other so much and got breakfast together every day

then after a beautiful summer we started living together when i was 18 and bronwyn was 19  and we went to bahrain together and bronwyn dyed her hair brown and now i get to see her every morning and every night and we adventure in our city and have a coffee shop and love each other more than i could have thought. there were periods of scary intense darkness but we love each other so much and i’ve never been happier. i’ve known bronwyn since i was 12 and now i’m almost 19 and i love her more and more.

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i’m never on here anymore, but i wanted to share that almost a month ago bronwyn and i got engaged!! under a beautiful tree on a perfect day and for the rest of my life i get to pursue her and care for her and make her laugh. i’ve said this so many times but now more than ever: if this is all i get, it’s so much more than i could have hoped for.

[hopeful-weirdo]

This makes me so happy

[castielsteenwolf]

this is the future gays want

[hourlymemes]

[bri-ecrit]

Students, you have NO IDEA how high that bar is. 

[stationelven]

fuck dude, there’s sure not

[catchymemes]

[badromantics]

@cheese-for-dinner LOOK AT THIS

[ruinedchildhood]

[thenatsdorf]

“I told her she wouldn’t like salt & vinegar chips.” (via julsmadison)

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[hype-kaminari-kun-deactivated20]

We had Normal characters

We had Super characters

We had Gods characters

We had Supreme Gods characters

We had The Desctructor of Multi-Universe!

… And finally the strongest character ever created in gaming history!

[tyrmand]

Monty Python got that shit together in the 80’s.

[lgbtqgmh]

[First gif shows a woman having just given birth asking, ‘Is it a boy or a girl?’ The second gif shows the doctor replying, ‘I think it’s a little early to start imposing roles on it, don’t you?’] 

[lelidkbro-deactivated20161105]

u don’t say

[sparreauxchirps]

I just learned the origin of pink lemonade and I need you all to hear this.

So this dude selling concessions at a circus back in like 1857 ran out of lemonade and he needed water to make more, but there wasn’t a stream or water pump, BUT the BAREBACK HORSE RIDER had just washed her pink tights in a bucket of water, staining the water pink. So, being the enterprising fella he was, dude just threw in the lemons and sugar and told everyone it was special strawberry lemonade. Well, the circus patrons saw pink lemonade and thought, “That’s fucking amazing!” and he ended up selling twice as much lemonade than usual.

To reiterate.

This dude sold people sweaty horse crotch water and it was so popular it became an Actual Fucking Thing.

DELICIOUS.

[ct-7567]

Thats pussy babe!

[shittilydrawing]

i got an ask a long time ago about team 7 movie night but i cant find it or i missed it in my askbox but ANYWAY heres the goofs

[advice-animal]

tumblr user makes rice with gatorade

[yeahdragon]

you have got to be shitting me

[zzxid-deactivated20220516]

they steal your post, but made in inclusive for ants i guess

[servals-dank-meme-machine]

[itsagifnotagif]

mother nature keeping up with memes

[watermelon-wolf]

That’s Thor

[ajaxxa]

snake what the actual fuck were you thinking

[eevee-nicks-deactivated20200325]

To be fair, we don’t know if he’s dead or alive until we open the box.

[g-o-d-s-l-a-y-e-r]

Schrödinger’s Snake

[umbraalraune-deactivated2021031]

The true title of Smash Ultimate revealed

[yimmypee]

[spideyytorch]

me in 6th class when i was still religious 

[bitchycode]

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

[singsongstardust]

Literally

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[masterbunne-outtie-deactivated2]

thanks