Keith Kogane’s Account

Leader of the Blade of Marmora. For all business inquiries please email [email protected]

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After forgetting my password and getting locked out of this account for months, I have finally rediscovered it.

Anyways. How is the internet doing?

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I will not be dressing up for Halloween

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Maybe my birthday isn’t so bad. Thanks, guys.

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Everyone’s acting weirdly suspicious today…

[loverboylanceofficial]

Dw ab it babe

[keithkoganeaccount]

I will “w” actually.

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Everyone’s acting weirdly suspicious today…

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Lance is a fantastic diplomat

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Romelle took 100 GAC for me and said it was for charity. Is “charity” the name of her new dress?

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Acxa beat me at Monopoly. How the hell did an alien beat me at Monopoly? I had Boardwalk

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Lance’s mom sent me a list of gift ideas. I think they might just be what Mrs. McClain wants him to have.

“Vacuum.” “New dishwasher.” “Better formal wear for family weddings.” “A husband.”

Uh. Now I’m starting to think this is targeted.

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Pidge told me my gift for Lance was shit. She might have a point, because I’m horrible at gifts. But I thought it was funny. Anyways, do you guys have gift suggestions?

Don’t worry about Lance seeing this post. I’ve used a few hashtags Pidge told me that he’d blocked.

[the-fandom-phantom]

may i ask what you got him

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Tickets to an interpretive dance concert on Haxe’llth. Apparently it’s really bad and I just was a victim of advertising.

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Hitting the road again on diplomatic missions for the Blade. Not sure exactly why I’m doing this instead of Kolivan, but I guess none of us are exactly stellar with people. I think that’s why we rotate through the ambassador position— so we don’t enough time in it to cause an intergalactic incident.

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Is it July? Oh no

[catsushinyakajima]

Where have u been loca

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Mission

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Pidge told me my gift for Lance was shit. She might have a point, because I’m horrible at gifts. But I thought it was funny. Anyways, do you guys have gift suggestions?

Don’t worry about Lance seeing this post. I’ve used a few hashtags Pidge told me that he’d blocked.

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Is it July? Oh no

[the-fandom-phantom]

Keith, what does this mean?

[keithkoganeaccount]

Don’t worry about it

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Is it July? Oh no

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I do not like Burger King.

[thenoshottakes]

Fair but explain I like reasons

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Lance told an employee it was my birthday, so they gave him a paper crown. He shoved it on my head immediately and started loudly singing the birthday song. It’s not my birthday; he just wanted free food. Then, the employees joined in on the singing, which led to one person recognizing us as former Voltron paladins. We had to run out of there with our burgers before people started asking for signatures or posting our location. I like our fans, but we don’t have time for that today.

Also, the burger was dry and overcooked.

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I do not like Burger King.