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Me: damn I always forget that bad bunny is genuinely fine as hell

My fiance: you have bad bunny at home 😡

#keke bitches #he’s half Puerto Rican and thinks he’s funny

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Apparently we have to be in pandemic levels of unemployment to get an animal crossing update

Dusting off my Nookazon account

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Wore my fiance down over time and now he loves shania Twain. only now can the wedding go forward

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Me crying all day at work bc I have to actually do my job and can’t play silksong

#keke bitches #wanna see my bug girl

SILKSONG IN TWO WEEKS

#keke bitches #my bug wife!!!!

Told my catholic bf that I’ve always been frustrated by the whole god is Jesus’ father and also Jesus is god himself and they are both different and also the same and he deadass went “ ok so it’s kind of like Steven universe” and it was the worst thing he’s ever said to me

#keke bitches

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I just met fucking vermin supreme outside my apartment

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So glad I was with my bf when this happened because I don’t know who the fuck else would have even understood what else was happening

#keke bitches #LIKE.#I live in a sleepy suburb of Baltimore county where you don’t really expect anyone to be #especially not a meme from 2015

I just met fucking vermin supreme outside my apartment

#this week has not been real #taking me all the way back to my teen years when I first learned of him #crazy shit

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me when I go out wearing an outfit I wouldn’t usually wear: oh my god everyone knows this is an outfit I wouldn’t usually wear I’m so embarrassed

Dating my bf is very funny because neither of us particularly follows celebrities but I have like a normal level knowledge of famous people who exist and he knows like exclusively hip hop artists and rappers and classic rock musicians and basically no one else. We decided to start watching the masked singer and it’s not going well

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Not me realizing it was the last season of wwdits half way thru the series finale

#wwdits #oopsie

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people were nottttt fuckin exaggerating about sinners

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Bf finally saw it LETS GOOOOO

people were nottttt fuckin exaggerating about sinners

I hate rocket money ads on YouTube because “I didn’t realize I’ve been paying for this subscription for years” is the dumbest problem to have. Frankly if you have enough money that you don’t even notice you’re being charged for a subscription, you should just keep paying for it and give the log in to someone else. I can’t even begin to wrap my head around not knowing where the money in your account went

#keke bitches #I’m broke so I know where every last cent goes #I ran into this with my bf when we were going over his spending #he has everything on autopay because otherwise he forgets to pay his bills #but that also means his account can just get charged for shit without him noticing for a long time #he got double charged for something and didn’t even notice until I pointed it out #which is why I never feel bad when he pays for my stuff.#you’ve got enough money that you let someone double charge you. you can buy my produce at the farmers market

Gonna be 30 in 3 days glad I’m not in any fandoms rn. It’s bad enough I still have a tumblr

#keke bitches #tho I’m in the stage of life where I forget this account exists most of the time

This weekend I went to a concert in nyc and I met a man and ended up hearing like his whole life story and he mentioned he used to work for tumblr. And I, a little tipsy, was like “whoa that’s crazy…. Wait…. Before or after yahoo”

And his face darkened as he realized what kind of person I am. He tells me, “after,” and he leans in, speaking low, and tells me he had a significant position at the company during the porn ban.

Then I accused a perfect stranger in public of stealing my nipples and killing a whole website

#keke bitches #anyway I had a very interesting weekend.#I met the most specific man who has ever existed

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