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I just noticed my darling baby boy (cat) sitting in his little loft bed about 5 inches away from the most delightful sunbeam, so I scooted it into the sunlight for him and he looked me with the biggest widest expression. I don’t think he knew that was an option. I think I just blew his whole little mind

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^guy who didn’t know I could do that

roostingwindow

Hi I hope you like Ollie. He took me several days

teaboot

HOLY SHIT MY BOY

#cat #blew his whole mind

waterdhaviancheeses

Single Mages are dying to meet you!

#bg3 #tw flashing #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #wizard #baldur's gate 3

thehillywoodshow

To those asking, the Parody will not be dropping tomorrow (May The Fourth), as we just wrapped filming not too long ago! 🎥 There's a lengthy journey of Post Production ahead of us. 😅 However, SOMETHING NEW is dropping tomorrow & we hope you'll be ready...

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hillyhindi

Never dropped something before a Parody release before but the force works in mysterious way! 😉 Line up tomorrow on ShopHillywood.com!

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#the hillywood show #may the forth

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nateconnolly

40,000 years ago, early humans painted hands on the wall of a cave. This morning, my baby cousin began finger painting. All of recorded history happened between these two paintings of human hands. The Nazca Lines and the Mona Lisa. The first TransAtlantic flight and the first voyage to the Moon. Humanity invented the wheel, the telescope, and the nuclear bomb. We eradicated wild poliovirus types 2 and 3. We discovered radio waves, dinosaurs, and the laws of thermodynamics. Freedom Riders crossed the South. Hippies burned their draft cards. Countless genocides, scientific advancements, migrations, and rebellions. More than a hundred billion humans lived and died between these two paintings—one on a sheet of paper, and one on the inside of a cave. At the dawn of time, ancient humans stretched out their hands. And this morning, a child reached back.

nateconnolly

A Timeline of Humanity:

infectiouspiss

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

#crab

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#animals

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Sharks and stones may break my bones but worms will never hurt me

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I Have Severely Underestimated the Potential Threat Posed By Worms

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hinotorihime

hey let's start spreading the reminder now that you cannot safely self-manage an abortion with herbal medicine or essential oils. natural abortifacients function by poisoning you; you wait for your body to realize you're dying and reject the pregnancy in order to conserve resources, and hope that happens before the rest of your organs shut down.

i think there will be an upsurge soon of unscrupulous and/or malicious actors preying on desperate pregnant people; do not help them kill people. don't spread recipes for herbal medicines or ingestible essential oil mixtures that purport to cause a pregnancy termination.

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thecarvingwitch

Stay safe, guys

gendernewtral

Get immediate help 24/7/365. The Trevor Project's crisis counselors are just a text, chat, or phone call away. Completely confidential and f

it’s three taps anywhere on the screen on a smartphone!

our-trans-punk-experience

This is important punks. Deadly important.

hazey-magnolia

I’ve texted their hotline before. It was super helpful and even if it hadn’t been the amount of time you’re there can be enough to let your urges fade and stay safe.