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Eclectic nerd. Interests range from photography to physics, grammar to government, and much more. Funny images, bits of news, and pithy quotes will be reblogged with impunity.

[stevenrogered]

T’Challa on Black Jeopardy! (Saturday Night Live, 4/7/18)

[f1memesguy]

LMAO, Sky saying cars gaining in the pitlane under the SC is unfair because Lewis didn’t win.

[f1memesguy]

Feeling bad for LASTNAME as he & his brother lost the podium spots in the dying minutes of the race

[sarahseeandersen]

[kellenfu]

Suitcases are getting packed!

[emigration]

why do white people breathe so hard like haven’t you stolen enough

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

like are they trying to colonize the atmosphere too smh

[kellenfu]

It doesn’t take clairvoyance, or even tremendous mental dexterity, to see what Mr. Trump means by “make America great again.” It just takes a history book. Many of us remember what America used to be like, and don’t care to go back.

What Are Trump Fans Really ‘Afraid’ to Say?

[kellenfu]

[softgenderanarchy-deactivated20]

[spacedyke]

i see you chose the trans woman option

[smoothiefreak]

WOMEN: DO NOT GO TO CROWN VICTORIA BAR IN WILLIAMSBURG, BROOKLYN. NOT EVEN ONCE.

SIGNAL. BOOST. TW: Violent Attack and Abuse, Victim Blaming.

Let me preface this with: I am fine. I’m going to be fine. I got lucky because my friends were there to help. I would say “this sort of thing doesn’t happen to people like me,” but the truth is there’s not a certain kind of person it happens to. It just happens because there are shitty people in the world. DO NOT GO TO CROWN VICTORIA BAR IN WILLIAMSBURG. DO NOT GO TO CROWN VICTORIA BAR IN WILLIAMSBURG. DO NOT GO TO CROWN VICTORIA BAR IN WILLIAMSBURG. DO NOT GO TO CROWN VICTORIA BAR IN WILLIAMSBURG.

A man brutally attacked me, and the only reason I’m not dead or in a coma is because my friend stepped in and fought for me. At the end of the scuffle I grabbed my mace and hit him with it, and the truly lovely men who work at Crown Vic told me that they WOULD NOT get me ice. Would not get my friend ice– That I should be careful with my mace, it “could have hit *them*” And *my favorite* comment “it’s shocking I don’t get punched in the face more often by men since I’m ‘so annoying.’” To be fair, I can be hella annoying (lol), but being the victim of a crime should not be seen as annoying. Should not give license to a manager to GET IN THE FACE of a woman on the sidewalk outside of his bar and say she deserves more of the same.  NO ONE deserves to be abused and the fact that three grown men watched a woman get punched in the face and refused to help her is reason for me to believe that they aren’t looking out for you and they absolutely WILL NOT protect you if you go there. 

You will get roofied.

You will get raped.

You might get beaten.

And THEY. WILL. BLAME. YOU. FOR. IT.

There are plenty of bars to chill with friends in that neighborhood. DO NOT RISK GOING TO CROWN VICTORIA BAR AND BEER GARDENS IN WILLIAMSBURG. It might save your life.

LINKS TO HELP ME TEAR THAT ESTABLISHMENT TO THE GROUND: Yelp: http://www.yelp.com/biz/crown-victoria-brooklyn Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Crown-Victoria-Bar-and-Beer-Gardens-126719327416962/reviews/ Email: [email protected] Phone Number: [phone] Instagram: https://instagram.com/crownvicnyc/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/crownvicbar

PLEASE REBLOG, REVIEW THEM, CALL THEM–EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIVE IN BROOKLYN OR NEW YORK CITY. WE NEED TO PROTECT WOMEN AT HOME AND ELSEWHERE.

[queenjld]

[lacigreen]

THE SHADE

[fuckyeahlauragrace]

Biology my ass […]. I’m biologically Trans. Also you can go biologically fuck yourself.

Laura Jane Grace [x] (via fuckyeahlauragrace)

The perfection that is Laura Jane Grace sums up my response to TERFS and their bullshit

(via thefingerfuckingfemalefury)

[firelord-frowny]

It really, REALLY bothers me when I hear people frame climate change and other environmental crises as something that everyday, average-ass people are responsible for, and not corporations and entire governments. 

Like literally, how can a regular-ass person ~opt out~ of all damaging behaviors while still being able to function in society? 

You literally can’t. 

The future of our planet is not down to whether or not someone recycles their water bottle. 

It’s down to whether or not governments and corporations decide to quit sucking up all our resources and poisoning the earth with reckless abandon. 

I mean obviously people should still live as cleanly and as sustainably as they can manage where they are and with what they have, but like. THAT isn’t the major issue. 

[think-progress]

Proof That The Benghazi Investigation Is Totally Unlike Any Other, In Two Charts

On Thursday, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton will testify in front of the House Select Committee on Benghazi, where Republicans will try to prove that the former secretary of state mishandled the events leading up to and following the 2012 terror attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi, Libya.

[lizclimo]

that’s better 

[babeimgonnaleaveu]

[wtfduolingo]

Of course they are…

[image transcription: “die Bären lesen eine Zeitung” which translates to “the bears are reading a newspaper”]