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I had the worst day of my life today but I bought a cute bra. I’m still winning.

Same but no bra

It's okay I'll let you borrow mine because you're cool.

I had the worst day of my life today but I bought a cute bra. I'm still winning.

Well.

I’m actually really pretty if you close your eyes.

MAN, I CAN'T LIFE.

Nah man, cause deep down, you know it sucks to be you.

i’m gonna fucking sell you to a mexican drug cartel

Joke’s on you. Devino is Mexican. I run the cartel.

Alex /is/ Scott.

I wasn’t asking you.

✋

Tell me I’m great and you wish you could be me.

Devin, no.

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

if you ever want to hold a boys hand, just tell them you could beat them arm wrestling. they can’t back down from that challenge

I’m such a horrible person. It’s fucking hilarious, man.

It's still early but I want to get really really drunk and pass out for a bit.

I drank too much Monster today.

They really think they look cute when they sleep.

do u have that one friend u reall y really love

and then someone steals them from u this makes me s o mad

Someone said Patrick’s voice is annoying, once. I punched them in the face.

Wicked bitch of the North