Comfortably Numb

“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." - Robert Frost ( )

[essstearielle]

I love stand up comics, but sometimes they try way too hard and I get second hand embarrassment.

[the-fifth-juan]

Is this a stab at me for when I try to perform my stand-up routines in front of you?

[the-fifth-juan]

Was I joking though?

[the-fifth-juan]

dat incest doe

[soylatteprincess-blog]

it was funny when i said it

[the-fifth-juan]

who are you?

[the-fifth-juan]

dat incest doe

[the-fifth-juan]

tylerpeguin Because being a jerk-off to my fucking wife over something that didn’t even make sense to point out to begin with is the smart thing to do.

[the-fifth-juan]

tylerpeguin Dude, like are you okay? 

[the-fifth-juan]

Yes, let’s spam the dash to get back at someone else who doesn’t give a shit. That’ll show them.

[the-fifth-juan]

esessstearielle Don’t disrespect me like this.

[the-fifth-juan]

I didn’t know three posts was spamming.

[the-fifth-juan]

Doesn't a groupie imply we have sex?

You got me.

[the-fifth-juan]

Let’s find things to bitch about because I don’t have anything else to do.

[the-fifth-juan]

I’m really just laughing.

[the-fifth-juan]

Don’t be mad, son.

[the-fifth-juan]

She’s my groupie.

[the-fifth-juan]

Kurt's prick is bigger than yours.

WHY.

[the-fifth-juan]

My needle is bigger than your dick, lel.

Why must you.

[the-fifth-juan]

Damn Nicki.