JINKIES !

always learn poems by heart. they have to become the marrow in your bones. like fluoride in the water, they'll make your soul impervious to the world's soft decay.

[kelsoeds]

denim, oxford

denim: are you naturally submissive or dominant?

“Depends on the person and my current mood.”

oxford: have you ever had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?

“Yes, on multiple occasions.”

[kelsoeds]

if you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what song would it be?

“Hotel California.”

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top 5 people you want to peg

“Easy. One: Gunner. It’s gonna happen in Amsterdam. Two: Caleb. Someone needs to teach him how to bang. Three: Elias. No reason it’ll just be fun probably. Four: Flynn. He’s hot and I want to. Five: uhhh, Bas. No reason really but it’d be fun to top him. Nicole and Bridget are givens. I would top them any day any time.”

@gcnnerpaxton , @calcbhq , @eliaspxton , @flynnkotaks , @bastianlis , @bridgcts , @ripitsnicole

[kelsoeds]

what are you most excited about when going to amsterdam ?

“Not sure. I’ve never been out of the country save for like…. Cancun when I graduated so. I’m not sure what to look forward to but I’m excited for a new setting in general.”

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what was the weirdest surprise you’ve ever gotten?

“One time this guy I had been fucking was gonna move away and he gave me a tiny box that I thought was a necklace only it had a lock of his hair and a used tissue. He said it was to remember him by and also to clone him if anything were to ever happen to him. A true romantic.”

[kelsoeds]

what do you want to be when you grow up?

“One of those inflatable dancer things outside of car dealerships.”

[kelsoeds]

how's life romy?

“Have you ever heard the sound a staticky tv makes?”

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britney or christina?

“Britney. She said fuck me on the radio, an icon.”

[kelsoeds]

gatorade or powerade?

“Gatorade but only from the sippy cup tip bottle.”

[kelsoeds]

RT @eliaspaxton: overheard at lockwood: "it's like straight people are like... /oppressed/ here."

[kelsoeds]

@kotakmoment: anyone down to get an ungodly level of high with me and christen amsterdam by pissing in the canal after we land?

@romykelso: @kotakmoment omg king of public indecency.... im down tbh

[kelsoeds]

@romykelso: https://media.giphy.com/media/o7xlVpbsIWZKU/giphy.gif

[floristh]

ANONYMOUSLY (OR NOT) TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY, JUST PUBLISH.

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DM @eliaspaxton: @romykelso love it. hate talking about shit prefer venting it out self destructively

DM @romykelso: @eliaspaxton as any normal person would ! lets get wrecked before the flight it’ll make it like 100 times more fun

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DM @eliaspaxton: @romykelso oh ugly love family

DM @eliaspaxton: @romykelso i was also with family tbh so LVOE IT

DM @eliaspaxton: @romykelso looking to get extremely trashed before we jet off to europe tbh

DM @romykelso: @eliaspaxton ya lmao fun times

DM @romykelso: @eliaspaxton lucky for you i’ll be on my way back in a couple of days

DM @romykelso: @eliaspaxton we can do a bunch of coke and drink a ton of tequila