Kermard Way

I’m Not Okay

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Greetings Tumblr.

I am Kermard Way.

Before you ask. Yes. I am a frog.

And yes, I despise Gerard Way. While I respect the man and his music I’ve come to despise him. He stole everything from me. Did you know it was actually me who witnessed 9/11 from a pond in Central Park and decided to start My Chemical Romance? Of course you don’t because I was already assembling the band when Gerard had to come along and ruin everything.

But I’m not going to get into that right now.

DNI: Racists, Homophobes, Transphobes. Anyone that thinks ultraviolet is a real color (it isn’t), happy people (I don’t have the luxury of being happy all the time), Celine Dion, Gerard Way.

Here’s me at Long Live the Black Parade trying to have a good time but someone stuck their hand up my asshole.

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Kermard! I'm in Toronto Canada and a huge fan (my friends met you at Riot Fest). If you're at Pearson Airport tomorrow, please drop by to say hi!

Sorry I didn’t bump into you my friend, mostly hung out in Kitchener!

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My army grows, Gerard. I have a dinosaur AND Geddy Lee, what do you have?

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I am infiltrating Canada.

Me and Geddy Lee are gonna team up to take down Gerard and we’ll do it in 7/8 time!!!!

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how do you feel about this post

Look I’m not Kermit but clearly Gerard is unoriginal!!! 😤 Add that to the list of crimes he’s commited!!! I’m sure the grand immortal dictator would be displeased to learn about THIS!

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Also for those wondering I will post a big riot fest tomorrow photo dump in the future. My hopping legs and body are going to be giving up on me at the end of this weekend I swear

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Kermard you are a legend to me I have been thinking about you since I saw you in the pit at Die Spitz and VBoys, coolest lil green fella I ever did see. I hope Gerard Way gives u ur band back, the bastard

Thank you for the kind words my friend. One day we shall make Gerard pay and we shall bathe in the glory that is my reckoning

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I have tamed this ferocious beast so that I may battle Gerard Way to the death!

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I am a frog of many hats

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Die Spitz and Viagra Boys was awesome. Riot Fest day one here I commmmmme

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At the Viagara Boys and Die Spitz concert, two more bands also better than MCR. (Ok that was a little mean please Gerard just gimme my band back I’m asking nicely ok?)

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First Gerard STEALS my band and then he goes and starts a NEW BAND?! Does this man know NOTHING of loyalty? Pffft.

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Also yes, I did see Gerard in Chicago. Just from very far away. Everytime I tried explaining to security I actually started the band and that Mikey knows me they just said “yeah buddy” and wouldn’t let me back stage and said if I kept trying they’d call the cops.

That being said I was given many lovely treasures by other concert goers that I will love for the rest of my unholy existence.

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Going to be at Riot Fest this weekend seeing wayyyyyy better bands than MCR. >.> Gerard could learn a thing or two. He won't return my texts or phone calls I just want my band back.

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I often wonder why Gerard hasn’t released MCR5 already. If I were still in charge of the band I would be up to MCR10 by now AND we’d have a musical and a biopic. But we can’t have nice things.