KESS

pronouns - any | mbti - INTP | other - HTTYD OBSESSED, got ADHD & a lot of time

[kess333]

Horror Writer / Author Gothic

You make a character you love. You almost feel bad for having to kill them.

The plot consumes your time. The plot consumes your thoughts. The plot consumes your existence whole.

Your like the colour red. You make sure there’s always some seeping from your characters flesh.

The outline is clean- so very clean. So structured. But the manuscript drips. Bleeds. Veers. The rules do not apply. The genre does not obey. The horror is not on the page- the horror is in the gaps.

No matter where you are, you always feel as if you’re being watched. Perhaps it is the characters you’ve killed. Perhaps it is the monsters you’ve made. Perhaps it is both. You are not so sure they are separate anymore.

There is blood on your hands. You have committed horrible atrocities. You will not be punished for them. They were not real. The guilt is.

Each monster you create always has a piece of you in it. Your anger. Your jealousy. Your pain.

You create a character based off of someone you hate. You spend hours thinking of how to kill them off. You find that justice enough.

Your heart aches knowing you will be buried with hundreds of ideas you will never bring to life.

[kess333]

High School Test Gothic

The desks are all separated. Someone is sitting in your normal spot. You sit as close as you can to it.

The whiteboard is blank, except for instructions scrawled in black marker: “No phones. No headphones. No music. No talking. You will have the entire period. You will have the entire century. You will have no time at all.”

You stare at the multiple choice. The multiple choice stares back.

It is silent. The silence is too loud. You want the silence to stop. “No music.” Glares at you from the board.

You are only allowed to write in pen. You do not want to know what happens if you do not.

The teacher walks through the isles. You swear they are right behind you. They are across the room.

You ask the teacher what this question means. “I can’t tell you that.” You ask for the definition of a different question. “I can’t tell you that.” You ask if you are real. “I can’t tell you that.” You no longer ask questions.

The sound of footsteps gets nearer as somebody a few rows behind you stands up. They put their test on your teachers desk. You thought you had more time.

You hand your test in. The teacher only looks at you when you hand it to them. You sit back down. You must sit in silence. You must obey the rules.

The person beside you is already done. They turn to you. You both begin to whisper. The teacher shushes you. You cannot help but feel you have done something wrong…

You ask your friends what they got for question five. One says A. Another says B. The other two say C and D. They ask you what you got. You cannot tell them your answer. Your answer was not an option.

[kess333]

I'M BACK CHAT

Snotlout: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

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Heather: You know what?

Heather: When I joined this friend group I thought you guys would be dealing with my bullshit.

*The Twins, Snotlout and Gustav continue screaming about mold water*

Heather: Not the other way around.

Hiccup, sarcastically: I dunno, sounds like you need to drink the mold water.

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Tuffnut: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation. Ruffnut: So we’re just gonna wait until Hiccup is in danger and save him? Tuffnut: Of course not, we’re going to create a situation that puts him in danger and then save them.

(based off "The Zippleback Experience" episode from RTTE)

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Throk: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business. Mala: No, well, actually, it is. Throk: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.

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Valka: Can I ask you for a favor? Stoick: I would literally die for you, but continue. Valka: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.

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*at a zoo* Ruffnut: What are they in for? Fishlegs: Ruffnut, this isn't prison. Ruffnut: So they can leave? Fishlegs: No, but- Ruffnut, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

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Astrid: I fell— Gustav: From heaven? Astrid: No, I literally fell— Gustav: In love with me the moment you saw me? Astrid: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Gustav: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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Hiccup: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.

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The Gang: You can do it Snotlout! Tuffnut: But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch.

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Dagur literally every time he and Hiccup had a confrontation: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

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Mala, entering the room: *Sees Dagur and leaves* Dagur, watching Mala leave: There’s my monthly dose of Mala…

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Gustav: I want to grow up and be like Snotlout! Snotlout: That is called Acquiring Depression.

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Heather: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany! Heather, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.

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Eret son of Eret: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!

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Throk: Gatekeep, girlboss, and what's the other one again? Mala: There isn't another one. You're crazy.

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Tuffnut: Dude, I will never forgive Craigslist for banning me after I wrote a post seeking a sworn nemesis. Whoever reported that is obviously my nemesis but I was so pissed.

[kess333]

ITS OUT

the Monstrous Lightmare stats are (officially) out on my Wattpad! go to @Reevie_333

[msnewobsessioneveryweek]

Hiccup: When I am rich.

Hiccup pointing at Dagur: You’re getting therapy.

Hiccup pointing at Snotlout: You’re getting therapy.

Hiccup pointing at Heather: You’re getting DOUBLE therapy.

Hiccup: Everyone is healing.

[kess333]

Snotlout: Your leg isn't-

[kess333]

MONSTROUS LIGHTMARE

I've decided to make a book on Wattpad with all of my dragon ideas, it's @Reevie_333 (on Wattpad) check it out! (also if your want to know why my Wattpad is Reevie & not Kess, if bc I named it Reevie after my DND character-)

[kess333]

MY HTTYD DRAGON COMBO'S + IDEAS

which dragon do you want to know more about?

Seafin Devil

Night Nadder

Monstrous Lightmare

Amberbeak

Monstrous Deathcutter

Voting ended onSep 19, 2023

[kess333]

CANADIAN CODED HICCUP?!?!

I showed my friend who doesn't really know much about HTTYD a clip, and he just turned to me, and said "dude is so Canadian coded" and I lost it

[asriel-the-cat]

I want to say something here but I just can’t

[kess333]

hopefully bc its so accurate-

[somepunaboutspace]

I don't understand how httyd fans insist on giving dragons cool sounding names, best example being the trope of calling the nightlights eclipse, moonshine etc before the official names were dropped. Motherfucker, httyd characters would be naming their flying buddies shit like crispy drumstick, birch muncher and stomach acid, please get silly with it

[kess333]

EXACTLY! I named mine Garblehorn-

[kess333]

CANADIAN CODED HICCUP?!?!

I showed my friend who doesn't really know much about HTTYD a clip, and he just turned to me, and said "dude is so Canadian coded" and I lost it

[quietwriter94-deactivated202312]

I mean, does it help or hinder that Jay is Canadian?

[kess333]

personally I think it helps (from a totally non-biased Canadian)

[kess333]

CANADIAN CODED HICCUP?!?!

I showed my friend who doesn't really know much about HTTYD a clip, and he just turned to me, and said "dude is so Canadian coded" and I lost it

[kess333]

YES or NO?

I'M MAKING MY OWN HTTYD DRAGONS, ALONG WITH WRITING OUT ALL OF THE STATS OF PRE-EXSISTING ONES, SHOULD I POST THEM ON HERE?!?!