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Untitled stuff I just think about or do

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Out of it

I have never been so sick and tried that I accidentally put my fork in my iced tea because I thought it was a straw, until today.

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Bad Jokes 002

If you ever wondered what the other side of ME looks like here you go.

3M

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Pick up line 001

"Excuse me, can you hold this for me." *Throws the letter 'I' "You just caught my 'I'...Wait something is missing." *Hand over the letter 'U' "Now it has 'U' and 'I' together."

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...in your daily lives may you always find the tautochrone, the solution that brings you and others together even if you started in different places

Michael Stevens

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Just Glasses Problems 001

I hate it when I need my glasses to look for my glasses.

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Frustration

Store Person 1: Where shall we put the barcode sticker? On the plastic/box?

Store Person 2: Nahh. How about on the product itself so they could suffer removing it?

Store Person 1: Excellent idea.

Me: ...Why you do this?

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The Mystery

I wonder why after every holidays my luggage bag seems smaller. Cant seem to fit my stuff back in.

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Yes, I can

Me: My New Year's resolution is to start working out and don't stop until I finish the year.

Me again: I'll start on December 31.

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Bad Jokes 01

What does a ESP with a penny and a nickle have?

You can say he has 6 cents.

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Swollen Cheeks

Got my wisdom teeth taken out and now my face somehow reminds me of the dude from Godfather. “I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.” -Don Vito Corleone

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Time Traveler

Lets see here. My flight will take 16 hours until I reach home. Aaaand I will be arriving around 4 hours ago. Will I be moving forward 16 hours in my life or 4 hours back?

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That Seasonal Break Again

All these TV series, Anime and Movies and no time to waste. If you need me, you know where I will be.

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Immune to Coffee

Alright! I need to stay up to study. *Drinks coffee* Lets go! *Knocks out a few minutes later*

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My thoughts of 2016

Depression: What is the point of trying when you know its going to fail anyways?

Optimism: So we can learn from those mistakes and succeed the next time around.

Depression: Go away optimism. I am trying to feel sad here.

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Disappeared Thoughts

I hate it when I remember to do something just to forget about it as soon as I stand up. So I end up standing there like an idiot asking myself, "What was I going to do again?" for several minutes.

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The Silent Man

Why must I always over think on what to say just to end up not saying a word because everything you think just didn't seem to fit perfectly with how you feel? Its so stupid yet defines me so well.

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Annoyance

You know what is annoying? When you are pumped up to study, its all quiet, peaceful and perfect, then a stupid fly enters the room buzzing all over like he owns the place. I was there like "Seriously!? I am actually trying to study for once here."