(As the camera enters the circus tent, a drum roll can be heard. The scene transitions to a dark room with curtains as the back wall, which is soon lit up by a moving spotlight; Caine, a humanoid in a ringmaster outfit and top hat with a pair of jaws encapsulating two eyeballs for a head, swirls onto screen and introduces himself as the stage lights brighten)
Caine: Welcome to The Amazing Digital Circus! My name is Caine! I'm your ringmaster, and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart-stopping,Ā mind-bendingĀ paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon!Ā (He pulls Bubble from his hat)Ā Isn't that right, Bubble?
Bubble: That's right, Caine! I can't wait to see what you've got cooking up for today.Ā (Bubble smiles as he winks at the camera)
Caine: Well, let's not waste any time! Let's getĀ rightĀ into the show!Ā (Caine and Bubble move away from the show curtain as it starts to unravel)
(The Amazing Digital Circus theme song plays as the main cast of characters are revealed)
šµ Gangle, and Zooble, and Kinger, too! šµĀ (Gangle, an anthropomorphic humanoid made of ribbons with a comedy mask for a face gleefully waves at the audience. Zooble, an anthropomorphic humanoid made of mix-and-match toy parts stands there with their arms crossed, seemingly unappeased. Kinger, an anthropomorphic white king chess piece, peaks out of their pillow fortress, before quickly ducking back into it, covering it up as they do so)
šµ Ragatha, Jax, and there's Kaufmo, woohoo šµĀ (Ragatha, an anthropomorphic humanoid ragdoll girl waves cheerfully toward the audience. Jax, a purple anthropomorphic rabbit lays on his side, as he slyly winks at the audience. It ends on a cardboard cutout of an anthropomorphic clown, which falls over as text appears that says, "*Disclaimer: Kaufmo the Clown did not show up today." Afterwards, a choir of Bubbles show up, three on each side, and bob to the music.
šµ Day after day after -- day after -- day after day we fly šµĀ (The video loops multiple times as six objects float in a circular motion. The six objects consist of: A dark blue teapot, a phonograph, a blue flower in a pot, an eyeball with a green iris, an eyeball with no pupil or iris, and a dark green pyramid. Additionally, multiple bubbles can be seen popping up, with small stars accompanying them)
šµ Past the moon and the sun and we don't knowĀ why!Ā šµ (The scene switches to a shot of a cloudy, blue sky as Caine twirls upwards into view, alongside Bubble. The Moon swings onto the scene and Caine points towards it, with the Sun appearing as well shortly afterwards. Caine twirls around and points to the Sun and the camera zooms out and shifts downward to reveal the circus tent, quickly cutting to a shot of Caine and Bubble rising up toward the camera)
(A red and blue jester humanoid suddenly pops into existence as the six objects from earlier fly through the air)
???: W-W-Whe-- Wh-- Where am I?
(She gazes up at the floating objects in confusion, attempting to walk around, only to nearly be hit by a flying eyeball with a green iris that causes her to stumble backward, spotting an exit as she does so. She quickly runs towards it, but it dissolves right as she's about to open it. A top hat zooms past, knocking her over in the process. A big blue flower pot quickly follows, nearly falling on her as it glitches into the ground GMod-style, which frightens her. She attempts to inch away from the glitching flower pot and accidentally knocks over Jax, causing Kinger and Gangle to fall over too, breaking Gangle's comedy maskā which reveals a tragedy mask that takes it's placeā while the theme song slows down and stops)
(The jester backs down, while the others stand up. Ragatha and Zooble show up, peering at the jester, who is very confused from where she now is)Jax: Caine, is this one of your NPCs or is this a new sucker? 'Cause if it's a new character, we're gonna have to redo this whole theme song. (He looks and sounds bothered by the possibility of redoing their theme song)Zooble: I'm not doing that again.(Jax looks at Zooble, and looks dramatic or confused)Caine: My my, it appears a new human has entered this realm! (Moving his cane around to point at the jester, before pointing in the air)(The jester struggles to take the weird headset off, clawing at her head as though she is trying to remove something from it)???: How do I... take this... headset off!? (Is struggling, as her eyes appear to be scribbles at the moment)Jax: Just keep grabbing at it. That worked for all of us.(The jester attempts to pull the headset off but, not realizing that it doesn't work, pulls at her eyes and mouth instead. When she gives up, her eyes and mouth fly back into position, making her head wobble)???: What's... going on? I-I-I put on some weird headset.. and now I'm...here? (Her eyes widen)(The jester looks around in confusion)???: Who are you people? Why can't I take it off? WHERE AM I?(Ragatha suddenly interrupts the jester from speaking any further)Ragatha: Let's just try to calm down. Everything's gonna be ok, new stuff. We've all been through this. You just need to get your head toā (Eyes minimize as she got interrupted)(The jester interrupts Ragatha)???: WHAT THE Censorbarboing IS GOING ON?!...whatā (Looks down at her hand, and her mouth, questioning what has just transpired)(The swear she said is censored by a cartoonish sound effect, and a black bar covering her mouth temporarily. The jester gets interrupted again by Caine, explaining that swearing is prohibited in the realm)Caine: Now now now, my dear! We can't have any of that foul language around here. The Amazing Digital Circus is a place to be enjoyed by all ages. You, my friend, stumbled into an incredible world of wonders, where anything can happen!...e-except for swearing. (His eyes look around the place after explaining)(The first thing the jester did was to try out every swear word she can think of, after hearing that information to see if he was bluffing)???: Censorbarboing, Censorbarboing, Censorbarboing, Censorbarboing, Censorbarboing, Censorbarboing, Censorbarboing, Censorbarboing, Censorbarboing, Censorbarboing. Censorbarboing. Oh, my god. Well, h-how do I, you know.. leave? (She looks up at Caine)(Caine pauses in the middle of explaining)Caine: Uh-Ragatha: W-Well don't freak out about it or anything, but uh, we.. don't exactlyā(Jax interrupts Ragatha, as going in front of the jester)Jax: You can't.???: What? (Eyes minimize as she's looking at Jax, in worried confusion)Zooble: Shut up, Jax. But yeah, he's right. Welcome to your new home, and your new body. (Their claw points down to the jester's feet)???: "N-n-new home"? What do you mean? (her eyes dart around)Ragatha: Guys, don't be mean.Jax: We've been stuck here for years! Old Kinger over there's supposedly been here the longest.(Kinger peeks out of his pillow fort that he had made)Kinger: Huh, did somebody say something about an insect collection? (His eyes widen in excitement)Jax: That's why he's craaazy. (Chuckles while doing a cuckoo finger twirl) Eh.(The jester starts panting and the pupils of her eyes turn into scribbles, but she calms down)???: Oh, okay, now I get it! (Laughs) This is a dream! And I should just play along until I wake up, right?(The camera turns to the characters, saying nothing, standing in ways, proofing it's not a dream and all real)Jax: ..Whatever you say, kid.(The camera cuts off to Gangle, crying because her Comedy Mask was broken earlier)Gangle: They broke my Comedy Mask... (She continues sobbing)Jax: So, Caine, we havin' a new adventure today for the newbie or what?(Whilst saying this, Jax walks over one of the halves
