I Will Freak You Up

Describing me is not possible with English Just think of me as the creature you silly humans call the “sleep paralysis demon” that explains it much better.

[khrizantema9869]

This link is totally a rickroll trust ne

That’s not a rickroll you goblin

[the-lunacy-system]

Sure, and this guy isn't Obama

[khrizantema9869]

Man thats literally George bush

[khrizantema9869]

This link is totally a rickroll trust ne

That’s not a rickroll you goblin

[the-lunacy-system]

She's playing the piano

[khrizantema9869]

Me too

[animal-vegetable-or-mineral]

@khrizantema9869

@khrizantema9869 is an Animal!

Happy late birthday, and congrats on the job! <3

[khrizantema9869]

Yay

I am a rat confirmed

[khrizantema9869]

We getting a little silly

I got a little silly and did a job interview

[the-lunacy-system]

Employment👍

[khrizantema9869]

I might get to make 15 an hour which is insane

[khrizantema9869]

We getting a little silly

I got a little silly and did a job interview

[khrizantema9869]

Sneaking out a different way because you got caught using the first way feels evil

I’m a very evil goober right now

[khrizantema9869]

I am once again asking you to join the Blåhajverse

(There's LOOOOOOORRRREEEEE)

I am once again repeating my prior statement of discontent with becoming a stuffed sea animal toy :3

[khrizantema9869]

Join the Blåhajverse

I am not going to become a stuffed shark

[the-snohaj]

aight well fuck you too mate

[khrizantema9869]

Nooo I don’t wanna do that I have a partner alreadyyy :3

[khrizantema9869]

Join the Blåhajverse

I am not going to become a stuffed shark

[khrizantema9869]

:3

:’D

[khrizantema9869]

How do you feel about Shakespeare dating Karl Marx

Peak history

[khrizantema9869]

Комраде, say the first word that comes to mind when you see this image

You fool, twas I saved by thine advertisement

[khrizantema9869]

Ущоатулцщвщгалтьбылчлщчзызжцжцмягцгецьж

Indeed comrade

[bunniesandbeheadings]

For a dollar, can you name any battle that happened that was not Waterloo?

Yes!

No!

I’m a bald pacifist

Voting ended onJan 3, 2025

Any battle at all except Waterloo. Reblog if you can think of one!

[the-lunacy-system]

The Battle of Britain!

[khrizantema9869]

Ew British

The Siege of Constantinople is much better

[khrizantema9869]

Get born idiot

I am born

Thank you for remembering tho :3

[the-lunacy-system]

@khrizantema9869 I'm gonna cast a spell on you mate

[khrizantema9869]

The spell of jolly crumbus cheer?? 🤔🤔

[the-lunacy-system]

No

The spell of pregnancy (sex+gambling)

[khrizantema9869]

WHAAAA 😨😨🤯🤯😨💀

I can’t get pregnant pookie????

[the-lunacy-system]

The spirits said it won't work

[khrizantema9869]