I did it all

Kurt Hummel. Seventeen. Senior. They say life is too short and sometimes you don't want to believe that, no matter what you witness. The only thing you really can do is live. Which is what I'm planning on doing. I'm currently a memeber of New Directions, dating probably the best guy in the world. I'm living my life, and when I graduate, i'm out of this place and catching the first train to New York that I can, because I WILL be someone and i'm meant formore then just this city. . And hopefully i'll be away from everything.

[levi-hummel]

Are you all trying to audition for a remake of Golden Girls or..?

Because the only place that being this boring is even remotely acceptable is within the walls of a retirement home. I’m pretty sure that the girls on that show had more fun than the lot of you, and that’s saying something.

But I’m in a generous mood, so here’s what I’m going to do. It’s now technically Thursday, which gives you all a day (technically two because of how early it is) to prepare in between now and Friday night. Anyone that is brave enough to face a little adventure should meet me at Scandals. And don’t worry, if enough of you voice concern about the terror of facing a gay bar… I’ll change the location to sate your needs.

I’m not holding my breath though. I expect that only one or two of you will be able to locate enough courage to show up.

[khummelies]

I really hope that anyone agreeing to this isn't going to immediately regret it two seconds after it. You make it sound so ominous, life joining you would be something so dangerous. But why not. I'll bite, maybe out of pure curiosity. Care to fill me in on what might be happening should I go to scandals?

[finnocent-minded]

I’ll keep you in mind, Kurt. It’s something we could all use. I know, that’s for sure.

[khummelies]

Oh yeah, so true. Do you have any big plans yet?

[funandfranniefree]

Thank God for Spring Break.

[funandfranniefree]

It was, though I did a little light traveling too. That I did, and it was wonderful. Oh how I long for those days again. How are you, Kurt?

[khummelies]

Where did you manage to go? I'm curious now. I love days when I can just sit around and do nothing, being able to catch on things is such a nice thing. I doing okay. Better actually, thank you for asking. Any big plans?

[queenteecc-blog]

Finally got all my homework settled and finished!

[queenteecc-blog]

Ugh, I’m sorry, that’s the worst. At least you can know that you’ll feel satisfied by the time you’re done with it.

[khummelies]

I hope you manage to stay caught up though nonetheless. My homeowk situation is slowly getting better.

[khummelies]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KURTBASTIAN

SEBASTIAN: I'm not sure. I mean, I don't need the money that badly. And while I have a more liberal view of the human body and sex than most people, I don't know if I'd want something as amazing as sex to be my day job. Besides, you'd get jealous.~ I know you're not. I'm not blaming you. But part of educating is pointing things out like that. You may be vanilla, but you're anything but boring in the bedroom so it's fine. Kinks are fun and all, but they aren't a requirement. Obviously.

SEBASTIAN: Good plan.

SEBASTIAN: Then I'll send a few your way. You can delete texts, Kurt. If you didn't want them on your phone you can get rid of them completely. Is this your subtle way of saying that you don't want to erase them? Alright, that sounds good to me.

KURT: You could make it your night job though. I wouldn't get jealous. Why would I get jealous? - - okay I would get jealous, but it may be the only porn i'd watch - - I guess...it's interesting being educated. Educate me away. I'm not boring? Well...Thanks?

KURT: Okay. You do that. And That may or may not be what I'm actually saying. I'll see you soon then.

[khummelies]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KURTBASTIAN

SEBASTIAN: It's not for everyone, sure. The acting in porn, I mean. But some do it for money. Some do it because they like it. To each their own. I was talking more about the "that's so weird" comment. But it's neither here nor there.

SEBASTIAN: I never said it said anything about you. Interesting assumption though.

SEBASTIAN: What if I kept it PG? There's no "trouble" to be found in shirtless pictures. Though the fact that you're worried about getting in trouble is flattering-- because it means you already know you won't delete them once you get them. What time is best for you? We could do lunch.

KURT: would you do it? If you were into that kind of thing? Not that I can see you acting in Porn, I'm just curious to see if you would be the type to do it. Well...look I'm just not educated in a lot of things. I guess I love what you probably call a vanilla life? I didn't mean to be kink shamming.

KURT: ....I'm just going to stop. And back away. And not continue on with that.

KURT: Well...I guess there is nothing wrong with shirtless pictures, since it is PG technically. I mean...it's not like I would save them, they'd just be in my texts...lunch works. I have a free period after lunch so I don't have to rush back...

[khummelies]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KURTBASTIAN

SEBASTIAN: Oh, I know. I was just using that fact to prove my point. Sex is the most primal and natural part of being alive. What's wrong with using your strong suits to please thousands? Daddy kink, Kurt. And infantilism. Let's not kink shame. As far as I'm concerned, as long as you're not into actual infants, animals, or causing nonconsensual bodily harm to others you're in the clear.

SEBASTIAN: You're the one that jumped to the conclusion that I was talking about cheating. Which actually says a lot. More than you probably know.

SEBASTIAN: If you want pictures of me, I can think of way more interesting things to capture than the ridiculous pout that I was planning to use as emotional blackmail. Yours is good.

KURT: But there's the fact that everyone in the world can see it.. I guess I just haven't found a porn that's kept me from thinking too much. I'm not kink shamming! I didn't know Those existed!

KURT: I don't know what you mean...what does it say about me?

KURT: While the more interesting pictures sounds very appealing, I know the more interesting pictures will get me in trouble. What time are you coming?

[khummelies]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KURTBASTIAN

SEBASTIAN: You might be the only person in the world who doesn't. There's plenty of Germans and Japanese to make up for the hit to the porn industry. Everyone has sex, Kurt. And the last thing you're supposed to think about while watching porn is parents. Unless you're into that. There's actually a whole sub genre for it.

SEBASTIAN: Yeah sure. Your pretty little prized pony is still more important than I am. I'm a horrible and terrible sin. But that's not going to last. I won't give up.

SEBASTIAN: You are. And if you decline, I'll pout. Then I'll send you pictures. But I see I don't need to bring out the big guns. Your place or mine?

KURT: I'm wasn't saying that Everyone doesn't have sex. I know people have sex regularly. Just filming it and putting it online is another story. ...is there seriously a whole porn section for that? That's just so weird...

KURT:Sebastian. Don't. What makes you so sure that I'm going to cheat on blaine again with you? Who gave you the permission to be so cocky and confident about that?

KURT: well I wasn't foung to decline big the pouting this sounds interesting to me. Pictures...? How about mine?

[khummelies]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KURTBASTIAN

SEBASTIAN: Is porn cheating too then? Because that's essentially all it'd be. Verbal porn. There's nothing more innocent than porn. Everyone watches it, /especially/ those that insist that they don't.

SEBASTIAN: Can't lie and say that I don't want that. You know that I do. And as much as you try to deny it, I know that you want it too.

SEBASTIAN: We could talk about those lower regions of yours. Or we can talk about the fact that we're hanging out again tomorrow. I need a study buddy and I know you won't let me down.

KURT: /I/ don't watch porn. All I can think of the whole time is about what their mothers must think of them, and I loose interest because suddenly its not as hot anymore. I really don't think its fair to say that Porn is innocent.

KURT: My dick might want it, but I'm above cheating on Blaine again, so as much as I may want it, i'm not going to be giving into that.

KURT: While I am curious about what you have to say about that, no. Am I really though, I didn't realize I was being volunteered as your study buddy. I do need some assistance with studying though, so I might as well study with you.

[khummelies]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KURTBASTIAN

SEBASTIAN: Dirty talk isn't cheating, Kurt. Not even if you touch yourself while doing it. It wouldn't be /my/ hand sliding down that perfectly porcelain alabaster skin and curling fingers around your slowly growing and deliciously warm cock. And if you slid that other hand further down between your legs...

SEBASTIAN: That would't be /me/ either, no matter how badly you wanted it to be.

SEBASTIAN: I'm aware that I'm a mean person in most people's eyes, though I prefer "brutally honest and too good for the rest of losers I'm surrounded by." I'm not A. Let's just drop this. It's for the best, and I've got about a million things that would be better to talk about.

KURT: It's cheating to some people, and Blaine would probably be one of those people. I can't just...text you things like that. No matter how um interested my lower regions seem to be..

KURT: So even if I pretended what all of what you just said was you, it wouldn't be you touching me? Because i'm sure that's all you want to do right now.

KURT: ...I shouldn't have said that. But ...right. You're not A. Okay. Name one of those million things you want to talk about.

[khummelies]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KURTBASTIAN

SEBASTIAN: Does someone have a roleplay kink that they need to talk to me about? Because while I'm sure spandex is "so last season," I could be convinced..

SEBASTIAN: Yeah, sure. I'll treat it like a kiddy pool and remind myself just how shallow those words are. Though don't think I won't remind you of this /when/ that changes.

KURT: While yes I may have the kink, I do not think that it's appropriate to discuss that with you, no matter how honestly appealing all of that may be .

KURT: Hey. I do mean it. I'm not going to suddenly hate you because some anonymous person thinks you're A. It's absurd. You might be kind of fit it..but that doesn't automatically make you A, and I refuse to believe you would be, unless i was given a reason(which...if you are please don't give me a reason to think it, let me live in bliss thinking your not.)

[khummelies]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KURTBASTIAN

SEBASTIAN: Good. It's bad enough that everyone else thinks that I'm some kind of super villain. You're one of the only people I can stand to be around, I'd hate to lose that because of slander.

SEBASTIAN: At least let me earn my own hatred. I'm plenty good at that on my own.

KURT: I don't think EVERYONE thinks your a super villain. Though super villains can be pretty hot if you think about it. But don't worry, you won't loose me that easily, which wow that sounds really weird, don't read into that too much.

[levi-hummel]

[text] The Anon wasn't right, correct? You aren't A, right?

[text] If I was A do you really think that I would have gotten hurt during the shooting?

[text] And more importantly; people DIED, Kurt. Do you really think I’m capable of that?

[khummelies]

[text] No...No I do not. Sorry. It just got to me.

[Text] I'm glad though. That you're not A.

[khummelies]

[Left privately in Kurt's Lit notebook]

[funandfranniefree]

Thank God for Spring Break.

I’m absolutely fine with doing nothing but vegging for an entire week.

[khummelies]

That sounds like an absolutely fabulous way to spend it. Maybe you'll be able to catch up on shows?

[finnocent-minded]

So, anyone else feel like just fast forwarding the rest of this school year to graduation? Or is it just me?

[khummelies]

If you could find the fastforward button, I'd be happy to help press it. Graduation couldn't come any sooner.

[queenteecc-blog]

Finally got all my homework settled and finished!

At least I can relax for the rest of the day now, huh?

[khummelies]

Yeah, relax for a day, and then watch as the homework piles up the next day.

At least you're finished though, that's impressive. I'm trying finish up a French paper that is practically consuming my whole day.