Boss Barbie

[kiana-advise]

Disclaimer: I am not Kiana James, nor am I employed by WWE nor TKO holdings.

This is a work of fiction and subject to rights holder discretion.

[kiana-advise]

[kiana-advise]

Friendly advice. Don’t turn on the person who books your flight itinerary and travel. ✈️

Especially if I’m petty.

[kiana-advise]

Not you @crazybutcutex . You need therapy and a financial advisor before your hoe era commences.

[crazybutcutex]

The last person I want advice from is you or do you not remember how much I dislike you?

[kiana-advise]

Yeah. That checks. Guess you can ask your other tag championship partners!

[fataljacy]

Please explain to me how I am a ho for deciding i moved too fast and ended things? I'm not out here looking for the next person to jump on, I am focusing on my career. I was honest with Danny and he understood. We're still on good terms for that reason. So please do not speak on that part of my life or you will hear my mouth no matter WHO you are.

@kiana-advise and anybody else who seems bored and wants to try me today. 🙄🥱

[fataljacy]

Well bitch, i am single because my career is keeping me busy and I didn't feel it fair to Danny to have to deal wirh the hectic schedule, not because I wanted more dick for that matter.

Darkstate? Saquon is interesting, but Cutler is cute as well but they all good except Osiris, he not it for me.

[kiana-advise]

Hectic schedule? You all just pick any old excuse for mediocre peen. This is the big leagues Girl. Everyone has to step forward or being left behind. Even support staff.

Osiris might have the best booty in NXT. Just caked up for no reason. I like em aggressive though. Looking like they throw cows around in the field 😍

[fataljacy]

Please explain to me how I am a ho for deciding i moved too fast and ended things? I'm not out here looking for the next person to jump on, I am focusing on my career. I was honest with Danny and he understood. We're still on good terms for that reason. So please do not speak on that part of my life or you will hear my mouth no matter WHO you are.

@kiana-advise and anybody else who seems bored and wants to try me today. 🙄🥱

[kiana-advise]

I’m not judging you bitch. I’m encouraging! Ever since you went single, you got called up and your skin looks far better. I see this as a win.

Plus, you never did answer my DarkState debate. I’m thinking Cutler for reasons but there’s a Saquon thing that…

[kiana-advise]

Not you @crazybutcutex . You need therapy and a financial advisor before your hoe era commences.

[kiana-advise]

@fataljacy

[kiana-advise]

In case anyone is confused, Lucien is the hot one.

And I kinda wanna sit in a chair and watch Kam and Max

[kiana-advise]

I am three Bicicletta deep and Giules is explaining Too Hot to Handle: Italy: Did I miss anything important?

[kiana-advise]

Sorry can’t come in. Doing hot girl shit

[kiana-advise]

(Internal thoughts)

[mjfass]

[kiana-advise]

How do you define “no big deal”? I’m curious

[bctterthcnyou]

Can you read toots? Did you miss the whole point of this tweet or post depending on your view of things since the X takeover? Nevermind all that, let me break it down for you. Not everyone is as smart as I am, it's not your fault. This poor here was saying that she's losing interest in wrestling in particular AEW wrestling. So me being the nice, sweet charming man that I am, directed her to the amazing women on our roster. A roster that outshines any other roster in the world and named some of the best of the best doing it right now and then reminded her that we also house four other amazing women that are not wrestling right now due to one reason or the other so she can't watch them right now but they will come back and the no big deal part is me making a sarcastic understatement to emphasize that those names are, in fact, a very big deal. Thought you would understand that since you claim to be this smart educated businesswoman...yikes. I'm glad that you're not in charge of anything I do or invest in. So I don't think you're completely stupid and useless, I'm going to choose to think you knew all that and was trying to rib me or wanted my attention. There you go. Good job.

[kiana-advise]

That is quite the word salad. And just because you can give a long weird explanation doesn’t mean you should.

As my credentials and education, I can pull my resume up right now and read them off. Do you have yours handy?

[mjfass]

[kiana-advise]

How do you define “no big deal”? I’m curious

[snvtchingsvuls]

Why are so many women trying to be whores? Couldn't be me.

[uceyjim]

Now who are we speaking about? Just trying to know the tea.

[kiana-advise]

There’s no tea. Actually there was tea (and cosmos) at Lash’s bridal tea this weekend.

Please note the Manolos. Carrie Bradshaw would just die.

[snvtchingsvuls]

Why are so many women trying to be whores? Couldn't be me.

[kiana-advise]

[kiana-advise]

Anybody whose children are doing prom proposals, renting luxury and still can’t read needs JAIL.

And a solid amount of you dingys should be in cells next to them.