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just a brown boy

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A couple of movies, now the whole world tryna screw me (at Mile End, Montreal)

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They say pussy and paper is poetry, power and pistols

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My enemiez scatter in suicidal situations

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didn't get a picture last night #alleyezonme

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🔙🔛🔝

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Pit Stop #BodMon2réal

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In the cut like DMX in Belly

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#Ankh'n Forgive me I'm a rider

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Pree me on the Promo 🙏🏾

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Another One

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☥ (at Fiddler Lake Resort, St. Sauveur)

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☥ (at Fiddler Lake Resort, St. Sauveur)

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I've uploaded enough pics to keep y'all busy till 2017. I'm going back to get that work

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it’s a nigga at your girl job laughing at all her jokes you said was corny.

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ya girl like him..she think he would make a good friend..they exchange numbers you just clueless.

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he don’t like the same people she don’t like at work.. he texting her gifs and jordan crying memes..she love texting him he text back so fast unlike you.

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she go out with her coworkers after work to get a drink like always.. but this time she invite him.. he just so funny.. everybody like him you at home losing in 2k.

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you text her “wya it’s getting late”.. she look at your text like 🙄 because she don’t want the fun to stop…she think nobody see her..HE see’s her tho..he always see’s her.

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she get home and y'all get into a big argument.. she go to work the next day still upset..he notices and asks her what’s wrong..she say nothing she tryna walk away… he grabs her hand and looks her in the eyes…“what’s wrong?” ya girl just break down in his arms and crying all in the break room.

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a week go by yall still being distant..yall watching daredevil..well she not paying attention she on Instagram..he text her “you watching Love & Hip Hop? lol”.. he seem so perfect.

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she keep smiling in her phone..you ask her whats so funny? you snatch her phone and see his name.. she got him saved as “Rick 😂🙃💼” your stomach just start hurting.

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she tell you he’s just a friend from work..she putting it all on you saying you been real insecure lately.. you yelling and holding back tears..ya nose start running..Rick just texted her a link to the new Beyonce song.

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you text the group chat..“we need to get up this weekend..#savagelife” whole week yall not talking..you go out that friday night and don’t tell her.. you waiting for her to blow up your phone just so you can ignore her call..but she don’t call.. you start drinking everything.

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ya homies all hype and having a good time dancing n shit.. you sitting down tho by the window looking at the stars..all you can think about is Rick 😂🙃💼 blowing your queen back out.. you start thinking you overreacted..she wouldn’t do that..ya phone vibrate..“i dont think this is working out..”

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This a damn horror story

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Why can’t Netflix be smart and add Fresh Prince to their library.

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SERIOUSLY

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@ratracerx Tumblr knows what is up dude.

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Update: Canadian Netflix has had fresh prince since about a month after I made this post. Sucks to be american once again

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Today, I fucked up... by punching my 5 year old in the face and knocking him out

Welp. I’m a 23 year old dad. I like to be an active parent and play with my son… and today things went wrong.

We have these 3 REALLY COOL nerf swords, that we play with every day. He has actually gotten pretty good at dodging and parrying my attacks and when he starts rushing me i have to try my hardest to not get hit.

To spice things up we always do “power struggles”… Pushing our swords together and then wrestling to make it more fun.

Well today we did that… but his sword gave out and cracked in the middle…

This led to my full force punch cracking him across the jaw and watching him go limp.

I have never panicked so hard in my life. I felt sick instantly.. a full grown “man” punching a child can lead to some terrible things such as concussion.. or worse, death.

Luckily, he was only down and out for about 4 seconds. Went to the hospital and he has no concussion or anything, just a very sore little face.

Ice cream should cure the wound, but nothing will mend the cracks put into the heart of a little boy getting FUCKING KO’D LIKE A LITTLE BITCH.

by MikeTash

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last line is killer