Blue Like Jazz

Well. I am pretty kickass. Twitter: @KellyBoozer Instagram: Kickasskellyboozer

[gahdamnpunk]

I’M DEAD AFSHGASJHJHA

[derpycats]

Wally-bear wears clothes because he likes to rip his own fur out.

[africanaquarian]

y’all be gushing over humdrum looking white men. like y’all faves be lookin like this

[tuf-luv]

Is that Post Malone?

[africanaquarian]

You know damn well post malone hasn’t looked this clean a day in his life

[iantojack]

im losing it

[hearthkeeperr]

cinematic parallels

[kdramafeed]

[screemcat]

[jeza-red]

not all heroes wear capes

[digitaldiscipline]

Big sit energy

[wurmhat]

when i asked my dad about these he just said “she likes van gogh” 

[mypetufo]

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

[vintagenightwing]

peter parker, entering his therapist’s office through the window with an apple juice in hand: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this

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[thatoneblog89-deactivated202406]

Me approaching 30

[catchymemes]

m&m Duel

[starkeaton]

this is the modern substitute for coliseum fights and it quenches my bloodlust just as effectively

[azover]

Yellow fever: omae wa mo shindeiru

Longfellow: NANI?

[maggierogers]

We made a deal, Steve Trevor. And a deal is a promise, and a promise is unbreakable.

Wonder Woman (2017) dir. Patty Jenkins

[amateur]

[weavemama]

moral of the story is…..being racist and bitter makes you age like milk

[birdsbeard]

this bitch is FORTY THREE????

[gaypussyretard]

[desinteresse]

Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible

[desinteresse]

Me, as a vampire: oh geez

Friend: What’s wrong

Me: Just remembered that time in 1654 when the tavern maid said “Enjoyeth thy meal!” I replied with “Thee as well”

[katiecomma]

I JUST learned that this shirt cost them $10,000 to put into this movie… but they refused to compromise because they were like: he’s the hugest Golden Girls fan… this has to make the movie… so they paid $10,000 to use Bea Arthur’s likeness on this shirt…  Ryan Reynolds, you’re doing Deadpool so right.

[whole-grain-wheat-thicks]

They traded all the guns in the final climactic showdown for Bea Arthur’s face. Worth it.

[frontier001]

Reynolds paid it himself, out of pocket. It didn’t come from the budget. He talked with Bea’s sons and they agreed to it for a donation to Bea’s favorite charity. ☺️

[katiecomma]

I did not know that. That’s so much better than I could have imagined.

[memecage]

Did you know that?

[viostormcaller]

VHAT ZHE FUCK

[silverjirachi]

reincarnation is real

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