Sicko Mode

Kaz Park||24||Smells like up dog in here

[kickflipkaz]

hotgrlxdani​:

Daniella was on her way across town, already 20 minutes late for her shift at Doggy Style’s. The sight of the ankle bitters all crowded around this master of the board, had her stop dead in her tracks (probably some credit to the adderall), “Oh god no, I only ride strap-ons, dicks, and ubers. But you could give me that board so I can sit on it and you push me to work. I’m late because of your little show.” 

Kaz faked shock and covered one of the kids ears. “Sex jokes? In front of the children? Think of the parents that are gonna have to explain what a strap on is now.” She then turned to the side to pull from her joint, only to burn what was left of a crude roach. “If you’re already late I say just don’t go. Then you can watch me skate all day.” With a wink Kaz popped up her board, and motioned towards big betty. “But I guess if you really need to get going I can take you in my van over there. Not exactly fun playing teacher to the tiny people when I’m all out of what was making them tolerable.” 

[kickflipkaz]

“No dude you gotta put pressure on the back then pop the board up to get any air.” Teaching middle schoolers how to skate was not how Kaz thought she was going to spend most of her day, and yet here she was telling some kid how to ollie instead of working on her own moves. A sensible person would know that maybe it wasn’t appropriate to be smoking a joint while trying to teach said kids, but she wasn’t about to break habit and she couldn’t stand by as this poor guy butchered one of the easiest tricks in the book. She was showing off the right way to pull off an ollie when she caught sight of someone staring at what was going on, and couldn’t help but address them with a goofy smile. “You wanna learn too? It’s a one in a lifetime offer, maybe the only time you can get a skating lesson from me without charge.”

[kickflipkaz]

Is that HoYeon Jung? No, that’s KAZ PARK. she is 24 years old, and has been a resident of Hendricks for ONE YEAR. Don’t they live in A VAN/All AROUND? I hear they can be TACTLESS but also COMICAL. But that’s up for you to decide.

- Kaz is a child prodigy turned disappointment because she chose to become a pro skateboarder instead of a chemist. She spent most of her life being pushed and pulled around by her parents when it came to her future that she eventually snapped and left to chose her own path.

- She is actually doing really well for herself and makes a good living skating, though when people meet her they usually assume otherwise. Her van big betty doubles as her transportation and living space, and she absolutely doesn’t know how to dress herself outside of skatewear. If she had it her way she would be going everywhere in sweats, flip flops and a tank top which I mean.... she pretty much wears anyways most of the time. 

- Kaz doesn’t go out of her way to be selfish she’s more just oblivious to the fact that other people exist in her space. Maybe it’s because she smokes too much, but if she is always in her own world where she just says/does whatever comes to mind without thinking if it will hurt someone. You could literally come crying to her about how she broke your heart and her response would be. “damn, that sucks for you. You should get over it.”

- Saving her own skin in any bad situations is an instinct. Don’t look at her to be the hero since she will hightail it out rather than bite the bullet for someone else. You either gotta bribe the hell out of her or have a tight grip to keep her standing ground. 

- Thinks it’d be fun to create a whole new type of drug. She has the brains and the power, just not the drive. If someone came around to push her idea she would actually make it.

- She’s a lesbian, ladies please let her hold ur boobies. Respectfully of course. 

[nsmoonlizzz]

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[dailypaddys]

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