aspiring second-coolest person on amenta

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[carolinelights-blog]

Moonchildren

[failed-step-one]

hey so your sister *is* awesome, I mean she's the mastermind behind Assemble you can't really deny it, but SO ARE YOU, you might not have done anything big in the world but every time I see you on my dash I get so fuckign excited like "oh gosh time for another cute klimati post" so you're great too and you're doing great things and if you say she's better than you I'm gonna have to disagree kthanksbye

I mean

it’s true sister does not have a tumblr, and I do have a tumblr

but somehow I do not think this stacks up very much, at least not in that direction

[kickflipping-astronaut]

you taught me everything i know about anitami and creature carriers, that’s p great

my blog title is ‘aspiring second-coolest person in the world’ ‘cause i don’t want to compete with you, tbh. i admit that this may be a personal thing but you have my vote in the coolest-person election

[kickflipping-astronaut]

This is the name anon! Post with what each part of your name means, why you picked it (if there are parts you picked), and a random fact about it! Then send it on anon to four of your friends! :D

i don’t use my real name on here, but this is sweet of you

‘ves’ is an archaic voan word for rain that used to also be used as a name. It’s not really used anymore. @imrainai probably has some weird poetic reason for picking it I guess, but idk what it is

[kickflipping-astronaut]

Ves!!!! You're back!!!!!!! Were you on the moon again? You're five now, right? Doesn't spring suck???

I am back! And five! And am currently on the moon. The lag is terrible, but I thought you all really needed to be graced with my presence again.

Spring does suck! But it’s spring in Voa too, and if it’s gonna be spring *anyway* you might as well be on the moon for it, right

[failed-step-one]

gonna have a SMOL HEAD and DIFFICULTY LIFTING IT

gonna have BIG EYES and BLINK THEM

gonna have FEETS

[kickflipping-astronaut]

sup nerds I’m back

[failed-step-one]

aren’t you going to tell everybody where you were how have you not already told everybody that

[kickflipping-astronaut]

I was on the MOON for TWO SEASONS and it was AWESOME

It’s hard to keep up the enthusiasm when I’ve been TEMPORARILY CRUELLY SEPARATED FROM IT but it was in fact pretty undeniably awesome

[kickflipping-astronaut]

sup nerds I’m back

[thoughtfulphlox]

Your username is kinda offensive to greens. Purples aren't smart enough to be thoughtful.

Offense is taken, not given.

[kickflipping-astronaut]

it’s true, i’m purple and I've never had a thought

[kickflipping-astronaut]

Um, so 3cool-5u reblogged one of your posts, and I thought you should know that it was caught repeatedly going into red districts and generally promoting the spread of pollution. It also attempted to build a trebuchet (a military weapon) and give it to reds. And, it hates purples and regularly harasses them. You should probably avoid it.

1) that’s messed up, don’t go into red districts, why

2) that still doesn’t make her an ‘it’

[kickflipping-astronaut]

trees are bad punching surfaces. rough, splintery, and tend not to make satisfactory noises. 1/10, not recommended. if you want to punch something, find something that is not a tree. superior alternatives include pillows and the ground. alternatively, consider kicking the tree instead. this had been a PSA.

also my hand is bleeding now.

[kickflipping-astronaut]

!!! Aaaah oh my gosh!!! okay okay space. space. yes. DID YOU KNOW that if you can generate 15% of your weight in lift then you could FLY on Epafka? (Of course, you would melt first. But STILL.)

THAT WOULD BE SO COOL

There must be planets or moons out there somewhere where the same thing is true and you won’t melt, don’t you think? So then if you had a pair of cloth wings or something, I bet you could take off without any powered mechanisms, if you were strong enough and light enough? I wanna do math for this but I don’t know the terms in anitami so I’m just gonna tell you that it’d be RAD AS HECK

at that point all we need is a flamethrower, and my ultimate dream of being a SPACE DRAGON will at last be realized

[kickflipping-astronaut]

Well, where I'm from reds do almost all the evil things and reds aren't people..

Must be nice living in a place where blues didn’t get a million people killed, I guess. Reds seem like they’d be a lot easier to deal with, what with not running countries and stuff

[kickflipping-astronaut]

Wait. Wait. Are you *Ves*?

we at kickflipping-astronaut can neither confirm nor deny that certain people may have used this syllable to refer to me at some point in their lives.

[kickflipping-astronaut]

"in b4 people start using raha/marit for savo" what does this mean

ok, so, savo is this guy who got a bunch of people killed by polluting the food supply, right?

savo is blue. his pronouns in voan should be ket/ki, because he’s blue.

but savo did something way worse than be hyposensitive! so maybe he ~deserves~ pollution pronouns, and in voan those are raha/marit.

but he’s still blue. he’s a blue who did evil stuff. blues do evil stuff sometimes. it’s a thing that happens.

pretending that bad people aren’t people isn’t gonna change that, you know?

[kickflipping-astronaut]

in b4 people start using raha/marit for savo

[kickflipping-astronaut]

Reds do evil things, are you saying that they're actually people?

I’m saying you get to pick one of those things.

Or maybe the translation is messed out or something, and those words have totally different meanings wherever you’re from. Just, where I’m from, people do most of the evil stuff.

[kickflipping-astronaut]

It wants to have sex with reds, which is almost as bad as being one. Anything willing to have sex with a red is clearly too stupid and evil to really count as a person.

I’ve consulted my “Is It A Person?” cheat sheet, and my findings may shock you

Generally speaking, if someone is capable of doing something evil? That’s a person 

If someone is mauling you brutally and you can’t even hold it against them because that’s just what they do? That’s a bear