i'm just a kid!

NO CHIRE INTERACTIONS I DONT LIKE IT!!!! NO NS.FW INTERACTIONS I DONT LIKE IT!!!

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I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry.... *sniiiiff* you promise you still love me, right? o-okay...

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it’s rainin’! That means I can play in puddles! Splash splash!

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*yaawn*...

Um... why am I so sleepy if my bedtime was at 9?

Well, um, y’see, I mighta kinda sorta... fibbed an’ stayed up all night on th’ computer?

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Bark! Bark! I’m bein’ a doggy now! *wiggles* I’m a puppydog an’ you’re gonna get doggy kisses!... 

no, hol’ still for the kisses! I gotta get your whole face, like a real dog!

...there, now everybody will know you have a puppydog who loves you! No, don’t wipe it off!

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Sometimes I feel really yucky inside, but you make me feel like the dumb rest of the world doesn’t matter so much.

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I’m acshually the biggest kid ever!... but it’s okay if you wanna treat me like a li’l baby sometimes I guuueeesss...

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I got hurt! *sniffle* I got a cut on my finger! I need a bandaid please please please!

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Um jus’ to be safe... can I have tw- um, three bandaids? Pretty p’ease?

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nooooo I can make it to the potty on my own okay! you don’t needta take me, it’s embarrassin’! g’bye!....*leaves*

...*walks back*

...um I kinda got lost on accident, can you show me the way, p’ease?

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I really wish my big ‘tinky body looked like I’m s’posedta look... I’m not really a grow’d up I promise!

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I’m too scared I can’t do it! I really can’t! Well... maybe I sorta can... if you hold my hand the whole time, ‘kay?

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hey ummmm people on th’internet got back to me an’ I’m not s’posedta call you any names like Momma or Papa or Big Sib no more so um, here’s a list of names I’m prolly gonna call you instead:

BOOGERbreath, stinkybutt, fartface, meanypants, tootpants mcstink...  

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sometimes I just wanna run and run and run and run and giggle and yell and just be super silly!!!!

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ummm, these are reg’lar chicken nuggets? where are the dinosaurs?!

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I mean I guess I dun really know what dog food tastes like...

...BLECH!

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um um um um... I’m sorry! I di’n’t mean to! I’m sorry please dun be mad! I love you, ‘m sorry!

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it’s okay that I don’t got a grownup around to look after me, that just means I can eat ALL the candies!

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I’m not a bad person! I’m just a kid! Stop yelling at me! I’m scared!