❛ you're overthinkin' this.❜

❛ plans are for suckers. relax, man. you look in need of a breather. ❜ --- private && selective pokemon oc.

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{ aaah things have been a little slow here and i’m sorry!! still getting back into the swing of roleplay. regardless! if you’d like a starter, feel free to like or reblog this post! i’ll get to them asap. this post is gonna be queued up a few times. ♡ }

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{ aaah things have been a little slow here and i’m sorry!! still getting back into the swing of roleplay. regardless! if you’d like a starter, feel free to like or reblog this post! i’ll get to them asap. this post is gonna be queued up a few times. ♡ }

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❛ write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back ❜ (laughs. hello ouo/

➵ popular text posts + ask memes || ACCEPTING

❝...❞ She’s TRYING not to laugh --- that much is PAINFULLY clear. Eyes widening at the other’s words, Cassia turned her gaze to the other, putting a hand to her heart as if MORTIFIED. The charade lasts all of five glorious seconds --- before her mouth twitches traitorously, a small ‘SNNNRK’ escapes her --- and it’s game over. Promptly dissolving into merry laughter, the young woman buries her face in her hands, peering out between the gaps of her fingers and flashing Morty a broad GRIN. Isn’t he the Leader specialising in Ghost types, too---? It only got better. ❝Fuck, that was good, man. I’ll be sure t’, should be a good laugh. Pfffft... Keepin’ up your ghostly aesthetic even outside of the Gym, hm?❞

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popular text posts + ask memes

❛ i don’t know what i’m doing with my life, but i know i’m doing it wrong ❜ ❛ i am so cute and bitter ❜ ❛ my life is one part ‘wait’ and another part ‘what’ ❜ ❛ my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it ❜ ❛ i love sleeping to avoid problems ❜ ❛ i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do ❜ ❛ i’m hungrier than the neopet i neglected for nine years ❜ ❛ hit me up if you wanna date a piece of shit ❜ ❛ we need some new and more powerful swears ❜ ❛ i get progressively uglier throughout the day ❜ ❛ i’m so miserable, but i laugh at everything ❜ ❛ i need something that is more than coffee, but less than cocaine ❜ ❛ just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. it’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot. ❜ ❛ 90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame ❜ ❛ if you think i’m ugly now, you should have seen me in 2009 ❜ ❛ 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2016 me and i love it ❜ ❛ i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds ❜ ❛ hey babe, i made you this mixtape for valentines day. i don’t know many love songs, so it’s just uptown funk 18 times in a row. ❜ ❛ there are people who know me in real life who think i’m straight and that’s really funny to me ❜ ❛ i was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget ❜ ❛ yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck what the ❜ ❛ open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can convince me otherwise ❜ ❛ i’m the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person ❜ ❛ that awful moment when you wake up ❜ ❛ damn haha i’m going to have to deal with that sooner or later ❜ ❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜ ❛ people our age have children what the hell i am a children ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes. take them off. ❜ ❛ why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4 am? ❜ ❛ after i die, i’ll probably still complain ❜ ❛ people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel ❜ ❛ if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you ❜ ❛ do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry ❜ ❛ i need to get laid… to rest. put me in a coffin. let my soul ascend. ❜ ❛ i’m trying to be a better person, but some people are testing me ❜ ❛ i’m overstressed and underfucked ❜ ❛ i can’t wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree ❜ ❛ my emo phase never went away, it just aged like fine wine ❜ ❛ my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment ❜ ❛ i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens ❜ ❛ the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting ❜ ❛ why do good concert tickets happen to bad people ❜ ❛ i can’t play hard to get i’m already hard to want ❜ ❛ i’m still pissed off about growing up ❜ ❛ if you listen carefully, you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜ ❛ when i die i want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close ❜ ❛ single and ready to take a 20 hour nap ❜ ❛ write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back ❜ ❛ how do people even put up with me like i can’t even put up with me ❜ ❛ the opening riff to mr. brightside could literally raise me from the dead ❜ ❛ stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical  ❜ ❛ sorry, i’m poor. i can’t afford to pay attention ❜ ❛ aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall ❜ ❛ is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep? ❜ ❛ my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true ❜ ❛ i never run voluntarily so if you ever see me running you should start running too because something is coming ❜

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{ heyya! i’ve noticed these things kinda tend to get around faster than your regular fancy graphic --- so! if you’d be okay interacting with a super chill pokemon oc named cassia, would you mind liking or reblogging this post to let me know? i’ll look your blog over and maybe throw a follow your way. ♡ }

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I’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life