Oh euthanize my heartbeat

she/her|he/him|19|really tired, really bi i dont tag things including nsfw send me a damn ask if i reblog from shitty people. i literally do not care enough about tumblr to fucking browse an ops blog before reblogging something so just let me know if the op of a post is a shithead

[kill-jestah]

ill be real this site still seems to be really unfriendly to transmascs

[kill-jestah]

getting married next month and yet i still let this place fill me with rage

delete this fucking site

[slimetony]

I’ve been using the Spore creature creator to bring my loved ones back to life on the computer

[kill-jestah]

its hard to be nice to people on this site

[kill-jestah]

stupid ass "proship" 30 year olds on here bro get a fucking joooobbbb instead of getting off to adults fucking w kids you freaks BE NORMAL

[weenie-kun]

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

[weenie-kun]

aWHERE THE FJHELL DID ALL THESE NOTES COME FROM OVERNIGHT??

[kill-jestah]

i really hate you porn brained fuckers so bad

[nepofledgling]

letting hannibal lecter cook for me but don’t worry he can only use ingredients already in my house

[nepofledgling]

oh no my roommates

[depsidase]

[rslashrats]

[kill-jestah]

the sheer difference redoing a sketch can do

[kill-jestah]

its simple really . goat

[kill-jestah]

double wammy

[kill-jestah]

its simple really . goat

[kill-jestah]

someone should buy me LoL money for my birthday so i can buy cute skins to int in

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[powerfulwizard]

Me to my girlfriend’s squishmellows the second she leaves the room

[ongakukan-deactivated20240603]

My therapist said that if you punch your pillow, you’re putting all your negative energy in it and putting your head on it will get you nightmares

[coughloop]

you should get a better therapist

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

[sabertoothwalrus]