Madness Be My Nuisance

Ayli. 16. From a big town in little PA Every second, Every minute Every hour, Every day It never ends.

[sugaontherim]

Paramore’s favorite songs lines.

insp. by (x)

[deathbedscene-archive]

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

[gh0stofjealousy-blog]

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

Angelina Jolie opens a school for girls in Afghanistan, 2013.

[plastic-apple]

I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand

[portugaldayman-deactivated20140]

play these sensual tunes the next time u nd ur lover wanna do the thing

[owtytrihtneves]

[carryoncrowsblog-deactivated202]

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

[ruingazaki-deactivated20171122]

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

[eternalblumenkraft]

hail satan

[halogenuine-deactivated20150201]

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

[phantomsqueaker-archives-blog]

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

[pugnaciousjester]

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

[lekswinterisdyslexic]

Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins

1. Stupidity

2. Pretentiousness

3. Solipsism

4. Self-deceit

5. Herd conformity

6. Lack of perspective

7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies

8. Counterproductive pride

9. Lack of aesthetics

That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.

[thepotentialtobe-yours-deactiva]

*converts to Satanism*

[hewwobrine-deactivated20180515]

it mentioned a rule above, but i havent seen the rest of the satanic rules posted here, so…

1: Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked

2: Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them

3: When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there

4: If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy

5: Do not make sexual advantages unless you are given the mating signal

6: Do not take which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved

7: Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it to successfully obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will loose all you have obtained.

8: Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9: Do not harm young children.

10: Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11: When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.

[mistresserycinae]

Today in ‘Shit, lets be Satan.’

[1w1wbigher06fan]

I’m a catholic christian but this made more sense than some of the stuff in the bible does!

[imaginetheavengers]

I don’t usually post things like this on my blog but I thought it’d be important for people to know that:

Satanists DO NOT worship Satan. “Satan” is the latin root for “the one whom opposes”. The name was purposlly chosen to piss off Christians. Satanists are opposed to everything religious, which means that they do not believe in God, therefore, they do not believe in Satan either. The misconceptions of Satanism come from the movies where you see people sacrificing goats and all that stuff, but it is not true. I have read the Satanic Bible. I can assure you that they do not believe in anything religious.

[closedeyesdarkparadise]

Visit Original Link

AHS Coven Soundtrack - La La La Melody

[ahs-delrey]

I miss this one so much

[baawri]

[rodbunnyslay-deactivated2017040]

Oh wow didn’t expect the end.

[fairlyqueer-blog-blog]

While I agree with the message, we should also be teaching boys that it’s okay to cry.

[insomniacolympics]

Boys can cry and I will hug them bc it’s okay to be sad and cry

[the-new-flesh]

The point of this ad (to the second commenter) is that, in telling boys they can’t cry because they will be perceived as weak, you create emotionally-stunted men whose only method of expressing themselves is through violence and aggression. In saying “man” is interchangeable exclusively with “strong”, they grow up to believe that anyone who ISN’T a man (women, queer people) IS weak, and thus they have warrant to harm them.

These things are linked.

In ending toxic masculinity, you end misogyny and queerphobia. That’s why the ad says “Start with the boys”, because at such a young age, males are susceptible to all sorts of harmful ideals. I myself was, and it’s taken me almost 20 years to wash them off, and you know what? There’s still more to do.

In creating emotionally-healthy young boys, you create an environment where men respect others who are different to them. In ending traditional masculinity, you end patriarchy.

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^

[intoxicatedwanderlust]

someone finally fucking said it

[cartel]

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

[eatyourlocalrich]

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

[cartel]

trilogy.. 

[suspicious-onion]

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

[unclefather]

put that in the book

[juniorsgirl128-deactivated20180]

😂👌

[dailyrocknroll]

[mikelimabravo-deactivated201205]

“I’m not ashamed to dress “like a woman” because I don’t think it’s shameful to be a woman.” -Iggy Pop

Reblog again.

[myeccentricity-deactivated20130]

Always reblog.

[princekamijo-deactivated2013073]

Love you

[yamsbby]

REBLOGGING FOREVER

[zeverity]

“His manager asked “Ig, why are you wearing a womans dress?” and Iggy replied “I beg to differ, this is a mans dress.””

[bootyaficionado-blog-deactivate]

Iggy Pop is the fucking man.

[sparklylegolas-deactivated20160]

Iggy Pop: the only Iggy worth listening to

[bigeisamazing]

[nickfuckface]

parents: “u should be more active” me: 

[notwhoisthatstud-deactivated201]

WOW DONT YOU JUST LOVE IT WHEN YOURE IN THE STORE AND THE VEGETABLE SECTION GETS MINI RAIN AND ITS JUST SO ADORABLE WOW I FUCKING LOVE THAT

[anotherpapercut]

AT THE GROCERY STORE WHERE I USED TO LIVE THEY WOULD PLAY THUNDERSTORM NOISES WHEN IT DID THAT

[jennstarkid]

WHY DID YOU LIVE IN A GROCERY STORE

[27limes]

ALSO WHY ARE WE YELLING

[maureenjohnsonbooks]

Hello, Auntie MJ? I have an ask for you. So, the other day? a boy at my high school walked up to me and told me that another boy was going to rape me? And then he laughed and walked away? And that was kind of weird and I told my friends and they agreed it was weird and we laughed about how weird and creepy boys are. But it did occur to me that maybe it shouldn't feel like this is something we ought to just expect? So I wondered if you had thoughts on what the correct reaction is. Thank you!

My friend,

This is my first #askauntiemj column, and I thought I might start on a jovial note, but when I read this I realized I couldn’t wait. WE WILL HAVE OUR GOOD TIMES LATER. This requires some immediate attention.

To answer the most basic question: NO, THIS IS NOT SOMETHING WE JUST OUGHT TO EXPECT.

Let’s talk about your immediate safety first. I think you need to tell someone in your school that you trust, and I think you need to do it right now. A teacher, counselor, administrator, someone like that. Do not hesitate to do this. Please do it now. I also suggest you tell your parents. The guy who said that to you needs to be hauled up in front of administration at once to find out what this is about. 

Yes, I mean this. 

I realize there are a few possibilities here, and because of this, the situation has to be handled in order:

1. REPORT: Because it’s a threat of serious sexual/physical violence.

2. Maybe this was supposed to be a joke. This is likely what the person in question will say when hauled up in front of administration. Boys will be boys, right?

NO.

Boys are not inherently creepy. Creep is taught and creep is permitted. Also, this is not creep—this is a threat. It’s using threat of sexual violence to try to frighten you. It is in no way, shape, or form acceptable. Uttering a threat and claiming it’s supposed to be funny is some dark and sick thinking, and that dark and sick thinking has resulted in so many thousands upon thousands of cases of sexual violence that they can’t so much be counted anymore.

The fact that we in any way kind of expect this to be our lot in life is pretty sad—but you know what? It’s also changing.

Please report this. If you have trouble getting someone to listen to you or take it seriously, come back and tell me and I will search out a way to help. I am dead serious about this. Please come back and let me know how it goes.

Love, 

auntie mj

#askauntiemj

[matociquala]

Dear people who get mad at books for not being the book that you would have written if you were writing that book:

If you want to read a book that is exactly the book you would have written, the only way to have that is to learn to write a book, and then write it. And in the process, you will probably learn exactly how hard it is to translate the thing in your head into words which can then beam that thing accurately into somebody else’s head.

But seriously. That’s the only way to do it. It’s what I do, and it’s what every other professional writer out there does. We learned to write because we wanted books that nobody else was was writing.

I’m sorry. I can’t write your book for you, no matter how mad you get at me that the book I wrote is not your book.

Only you can write your book.

If you do, maybe someday I’ll read it. And if I do, I promise not to judge it against the book I would have written, if I had been writing the book you needed to write.

[sadboyfactory]

I was on tumblr before it was sold to Yahoo and let me tell you, the only complaints i ever heard about staff before then was “fix the video player” and “theyre a bunch of silly memes” but NOW its like theyre satan incarnate