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I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
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HELLO PALLS.
I will be revealing the title and cover of the new STEVIE BELL mystery over at IG on 9/5 if such things INTEREST YOU.
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
https://www.instagram.com/maureenjohnsonbooks/
A friendly hello in an unfriendly time
(The following was the content of my most recent newsletter, which you can get for yourself if you like.)
HELLO FRIENDS So. Um. What a time, huh? Things are not great. I really hope you are doing okay. I went a bit quiet on social media after the election (at least on IG--I am on Bluesky ALL THE TIME). It felt weird to be talking about my own books, so for a few months I didn't. But I was making them! I am currently well into the sixth STEVIE BELL MYSTERY, and I have finished (along with my friend Jay Cooper) a MYSTERY that is coming out in September! It is called You Are the Detective: The Creeping Hand Murder. The book is a dossier, a collection of documents and pictures. You are the detective and Scotland Yard has handed YOU the case file. You have to solve the mystery. When you think you have the answer, you open a SEALED ENVELOPE IN THE BACK WITH THE SOLUTION.
Here is a Proof of Life pic of us working on page proofs:
Working on this side by side on art and design to put together a GREAT MYSTERY has been amazing. It looks REALLY, REALLY GOOD. I cannot wait to show it to you.
MORE BOOK STUFF. I am thrilled beyond belief say that Death at Morning Househas been nominated for an Edgar Award by the Mystery Writers of America. As a mystery person, this is very meaningful to me. I don't know if I will get that little Poe head, but I'm just happy to be invited. Death at Morning House is a story about a few things that are relevant right now. It's about how our American past informs our American present, which is currently a tire fire. Our history isn't buried that deep. It's just that people don't want to acknowledge it, and they don't want you acknowledging it either. They will take every book out of the library rather than let history be told. A few things in the book that are ringing some bells right now. Two things I knew about while writing it and one I did not. 1. America's history with eugenics. Whoooo. We loved eugenics and Nazism (the literal kind) was WAY TOO POPULAR. We need to know this history--and this is the story book banners are trying to retell or erase. The backstory of the book involves a family, the Ralstons, who are regarded as the ideal American family. Look at them! They are rich! They wear matching outfits and live in a mansion! And they love eugenics! (Well, some of them do.) In creating the Ralstons, I kept things very close to historical reality. I actually had to tone things down for the book because the reality would have become so overwhelming that the story would tilt off balance. But we built a lot of things on the back of eugenics and racism and those things cannot stand.
2. Queer joy is important and needs to be front and center! Marlowe, the main character in Death at Morning House, is proudly and cheerfully queer and in love! She is romantic! And sure, her timing isn't always great, but love will prevail! Affirm queer lives. Protect trans kids. Never, ever, ever back down from this. 3. Canada is our friend. This one, I didn't see coming. I didn't think we were going to get into a TRADE WAR WITH CANADA because I don't drink bleach and hallucinate weird events. Ralston Island is on the imaginary line that squiggles through the St. Lawrence River that separates America and Canada. We are intertwined. WE LOVE CANADA. (Bonus fact: my grandfather was Canadian. He was born in British Columbia, in Nanaimo, and my aunt there made the best Nanaimo bars. If you have never had one, don't sleep on this. Try one now. Here are dairy and vegan versions. GO CANADA!) Whether you read my books or not--reading ANY books, supporting libraries, talking about books, sharing books--THAT IS WHAT IS IMPORTANT. Use your library. It really, really helps them to get footfall. Ask the librarian how they are doing. Aside from books (though books will help you through just about anything), I wanted to recommend a few silly and life-affirming things I enjoy. Just some stuff you can watch or listen to that are a guaranteed GOOD TIME. 1. I'm a recent and massive fan of Watcher TV, specifically Shane and Ryan (who used to do Buzzfeed Unsolved). They have a few shows out there, but I am going to recommend Puppet History, which is spectacular. You can get started maybe with this episode on the straw hat riot, but they are all funny. MAKE SURE TO WATCH THE SONGS. 2. I'm a long time fan of The Dollop history podcast, which is a comedy podcast that gets very, very real! But is also comedy? They get into the reality of American history and talk about a lot of the things I mentioned above. But they also have some absolute classics that are just VERY FUNNY. A quick playlist of pure absurdity: the Egg Nog Riot, the 1908 New York to Paris Car Race, and Action Park. 3. I can't speak highly enough of Anxious People, which you can watch on Netflix. A mysterious person runs into an open house apartment viewing and takes a group of people hostage--then vanishes? And no one saw a thing? This locked room mystery turns into something magical and will reaffirm your faith in other people. IT'S SO GOOD. 4. Two UK shows that own my heart (well, many do, but these will fix you): Ghosts and Ludwig. (Note: NOT the Ghosts on CBS. I am strict about this.) You can see Ghosts some US streaming services, but come closer...I will whisper something to you...*looks around*...you can get into BBC iPlayer by using a VPN and then entering some random UK post code and saying that you have a TV license. They won't come after you. You may have to try a few VPNs but one will work. Using this method, you can also watch Channel 4 online. GET YOURSELF SOME UK COMEDY. UK, WE NEED YOU. 5. If I only have three minutes to dispel the vapors I watch this. If I have five, I do a Murdle. If I have ten, I do this thing where you look at art for ten minutes. If I have fifteen I play Splendor Duel on board game arena. Whenever you are, whatever is going on, I hope you are okay. Remember, the answer has always been and will always be taking care of each other. None of this is easy. With love, I remain, Maureen Johnson, author
You can genuinely save lives with a click in the next hour or so
Tumblr friends I know it has been to long. I have to get back over here. This is a nice place. But I need to ask your help right now. There is an organization called ASISTA that serves persons without documentation who are victims of domestic or sexual violence--I’m talking about the people who can’t call 911 or go to the emergency room. And right now, I’m talking about the people who are trapped with their abusers because of ICE. The executive director has been my friend since we were eight, and I have watched what ASISTA has been doing all along--and what they are doing RIGHT NOW is nothing less than superhuman. But because of *points at everything* they are running out of money fast because they need to do so much.
tl:dr they are up for a #p4a2025 grant, and all I am asking for you to to click the VOTE button on this for them to get the grant money. If you could share this as well, you would do even more. Seriously These are the people on the front lines and you can help with literally a click and a share.
AND I WILL BE BACK HERE!
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Hello Tumblr friends! I just wanted to let you know that DEATH AT MORNING HOUSE, my new, stand-alone MURDER MYSTERY will be out on AUGUST 6th. Do you like MURDER? A queer ROMANCE? A MYSTERY MANSION? A SCENTED CANDLE DISASTER? All of these things are contained within.
And if you pre-order ANYWHERE IN THE US, ANY FORM OF THE BOOK, you can have a FREE SET OF COOL MAGNETIC BOOKMARKS. Seriously. Just click and submit your receipt and that’s it. FREE COOL THING. Then MURDER MYSTERY.
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HELLO TUMBLR FRIENDS. As social media world TWIRL and CRUMBLE and EVOLVE, I’ve been more and more on IG and it would be lovely of you if you gave me a follow there so we can ALWAYS KEEP IN TOUCH.
HELLO TUMBLR. I HAVE COME BACK TO VISIT! I will be at @yallfest this year and would love to SEE you!
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HELLO FRIENDS! As Twitter explodes, I’m expanding and returning to some other places, like here! But also if you could give me an IG follow that would be AWFULLY NICE OF YOU.
OH HEY
It's been a minute. ARE WE BACK ON HERE?
It’s happened. You’ve finally taken that dream trip to England. You have seen Big Ben, Buckingham Palace, and Hyde Park. You rode in a London cab and walked all over the Tower of London. Now you’ve…
MY FRIENDS. The time has come. FIRST: The Vanishing Stair is now in PAPERBACK. Yes, in time for the holidays! So if you wanted, say, to get someone books one and two, you can get them for CHEAP and then be READY for book three in JANUARY. THE TIMING IS PERFECT. SECOND: Would you like …
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Stevie Bell had a simple desire: she wanted to be standing over a dead body.
She didn’t want to kill people– far from it. She wanted to be the person who found out why the body was dead, that’s all. She wanted bags marked EVIDENCE and a paper boiler suit like forensics wore. She wanted to be in the interrogation room. She wanted to get to the bottom of the case.
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TRULY DEVIOUS ON KINDLE FOR $1.99
Hello.
Perhaps you have heard of this book TRULY DEVIOUS? Perhaps you thought, “Maybe this MYSTERY NOVEL is for me, but now is not the time! NOT THE TIME! I am busy building the MACHINE and do not have time for BOOKS!”
Well.
Right now, TRULY DEVIOUS is available on Kindle for $1.99. Even if you are in your LABORATORY, perhaps you would like to pick up a copy for POST-INVENTION READING?
It is $1.99.
If you want it.
*thunderclap*
“They’re not angels,” Stevie said. They’re sphinxes. They’re mystical creatures that ask you riddles before you’re allowed to enter a place. If you get it wrong, they eat you. Lake from Oedipus. The Riddle of the Sphinx. That’s a Sphinx.” “Not to be confused with Spanx, which is a sidearm in the holster of a diet industrial complex.” Maureen Johnson, “Truly Devious”
Love this book
what shall we use? we can’t decide. just like you cannot run or hide haha.
truly, devious
I wrote the first book and then I forgot how to write. It used to be that I would sit and write and I would go into some other world–I could see it all. I was totally in another place. But the second it became something I had to do, something in me broke. It’s like I used to know the way to some magical land and I lost the map. I hate myself.
Truly Devious by Maureen Johnson AKA the most relatable quote about writing EVER (via helenamayhathaway)