Speaking of Cannibalism

So long to yesteryear's killer liner! { Citta-Alveare } { District Zeta }

[killerliner]

(( YES THANK GOD. I can follow more people again so I'm getting on that NOW! ))

[overbearingmanliness-blog]

STRONG MAN SMACK DOWN SUNDAYS. [CLOSED-BARAS ONLY (or those who claim they are mighty enough!)]

The Ninja of Ninjas stepped upon the plaza square. Overlooking the crowd. A stage if ever there was one. He needed to test his might. He needed to wrestle. He needed TO FIGHT. 

Upon the stage he crossed his arms. Voicing out his challenge. 

"ORA ORA! THOSE OF YOU WORTHY OF FACING ME! COME! LET US PARTAKE IN BATTLE! FOR HONOR! FOR JUSTICE! FOR LOVE! COME THOSE WHO ACHE AND THIRST FOR A WORTHY ADVERSARY!!! COME TO THE STAGE!" 

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So I propose a new meme for Sundays! For all those with a strong man muse, may you look no further! STRONG MAN SMACK DOWN SUNDAYS. Let’s make it a thing. Not limited to Baras, only those with THE WILL TO FIGHT! Feel free to challenge your fellow STRONG MEN to battle! those who reblog this, I assume are welcoming challenges! Allow me to list a few. 

Alligator wrangling

Arm wrestling

Alcohol chugging

Muscle flexing 

Shouting matches

Scar comparing 

FIST FIGHTING

BEAR FIGHTING

TAG TEAM CAGE MATCHES

LAUGHING AT THE FACE OF DEATH. 

Come challenge a Bara today! (Remember that MANLINESS is not bound by sex!)

[killerliner]

"Kehehe. 'Guess i' really isn't so bad tha' I got brought back t' this fuckin' place. I'll take all you guys on, an' you'll have the honor of gettin' all yer asses kicked by a God. Oh, yeah, I feel it... I FEEL IT!"

[killerliner]

(( Ah frick it looks like I reached the follow limit. Weeeelllppp, I'll just have to follow more people later. Dear god there's a lot of characters... But that's a good thing of course! A really good thing! ))

[killerliner]

(( Uwahhh thanks for following me, guys!! Since Panda Hero's been like passed through several communities I'm gonna go and pretty much unfollow EVERYONE and then follow just the people in Citta. I know that I'm probably following some of you already from the last time she was here, so if you notice that you lose a follower don't worry about it, you'll get followed back later! I'm really really excited to play this crazy character, though, gooooosh. Writing as her is like seriously therapeutic, because I can seriously just go completely crazy ehehe. But yes stay golden guys, and I'll try to an open post out either later tonight or tomorrow, after Meme Sunday blows over and stuff. ))

[killerliner]

(( Slowly creeps back to life. Hhhhhhhh. Hhhhhhhhhhhhh. ))

[killerliner]

9 12 13 16 17 22

9 : Aside from the dark circles that she's put around her eyes, Panda Hero's not such a big fan of make up or any of that stuff. Yeaaaa

12 : She's not really the 'oh boy I'm gonna sit down and read a book' type of gal, but I'd like to say that Panda Hero would probably read some like, really fucked up, H.P. Lovecraft stuff or just any type of bizarre horror books.

13 : So like, Panda Hero is seriously not an affectionate person with almost anyone, so I would like to say that she's asexual, but if she really did have a preference with a certain gender, she's probably just bisexual or something. She could honestly care less what someone's sexual orientation is and knows that something like that is probably none of her business unless they were to like somehow tell it to her.

16 : Biggest long term goal? To be recognized by everyone that she's God or an almighty being. Yup. Of course she's most obviously not God or anything like that, but believes that she is. Smallest long-term goal, uhmmm... I actually don't really know what to say for that gomen. ;;;

17 : Panda Hero just wears whatever the hell she thinks is comfortable. She does have that weird clothing style to her, but that's just because she likes those certain clothes. But yeah, as long as she's comfortable and it sort of appeals to her... weird tastes, then she's totally okay with whatever.

22 : She would... Probably draw a (badly-drawn) penis accompanied with really weird scribbles all over the place. 

[killerliner]

11 34 14 18

11 : …Intellectual pursuits?? That’s a thing??????

34 : Panda Hero’s like a mixture of both. She’s extremely inappropriate in the way that she acts with most people, but she’s also very private when it comes to her own body. Sure she’ll make dick jokes or say that her pool noodle can floss a whale’s asshole, but anything considering her own body/the exposure of it can get her pretty uncomfortable, and the person that mentions it will probably just get a pool noodle to the face.

14 : Oh wow… There’s a lot… A really major one is when her arms are exposed, there’s a lot of reddened areas and needle points where she’s injected some drug or another into her. She honestly doesn’t give a shit about other people seeing them though, so yeah. Her voice is also like a perpetual rasp, but I think I’ve said that like a million times already gomen. She’s also basically got several scars on her back, legs, and arms as well, and she wears all of them with pride ehehehe. Of course, some of them bring back some not so pleasant memories…

18 : Panda Hero’s got a strange love for orange juice and apple juice. The stuff’s tasty and hey, it gives her a nice dose of ~beneficial~ vitamins. In general, she’s not that picky with whatever she drinks.

[killerliner]

(( I also may or may not have reserved Raven from Tales of Vesperia to satisfy my goofy, flirtatious ossan needs so yes be prepared for that fufufufufu... ))

[killerliner]

6, 8, 33!

6 : Panda Hero is weird when it comes to eating. Mostly because of her addiction to drugs, she doesn't eat much at all, which leaves her pretty skinny. At the same time, she does have the occasion where she's like I AM HUNGRY FEED ME. If she's hungry, she tends to snack on apples, occasionally eating the core. 

8 : Indulgence? Well, probably shooting up some drugs and shit! Playing baseball is something Panda Hero really enjoys too and more or less indulges in. Her feelings behind all of these things is that they honestly either satisfy her addiction or cure her boredom. Her ideas of pleasure are... weird, to say the least, ye.

33 : To Panda Hero, a home is the place where you're crashing at for a long period of time. They're not permanent places, in her point of view. A family? A family is something that's basically non-existent to her. I don't wanna spoil too much on that separate headcanon, but Panda Hero is a very independent person and really only looks after herself. With the shit she's been through, the only family she's really got are her baseball bat and the scraps of metal in the junkyard that she lives in. Deep-down, she has feelings of jealousy towards people that have a family to come home to everyday, but in the end she ends up just scoffing at it all.

[drlelandsoffice]

The Excessively Detailed Headcanon Tumblr Meme

Send me some numbers, and I will tell you:

What does their bedroom look like?

Do they have any daily rituals?

Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?

What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?

Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)

Eating habits and sample daily menu

Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time

Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging

Makeup?

Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?

Intellectual pursuits?

Favorite book genre?

Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?

Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)

Biggest and smallest short term goal?

Biggest and smallest long term goal?

Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress

Favorite beverage?

What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?

Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?

Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?

How do they see themselves 5 years from today?

Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?

What is their biggest regret?

Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?

Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)

Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)

Most prized possession?

Thoughts on material possessions in general?

Concept of home and family?

Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)

What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?

What makes them feel guilty?

Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?

Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality?

What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?

Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?

How misanthropic are they?

Hobbies?

How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?

Religion?

Superstitions or views on the occult?

Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?

If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?

How do they express love?

If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?

Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

[killerliner]

tell us about baseball bats

“Kehehehe… I can tell ya a whole fuckin’ shi’ ton about baseball bats, buddy-boy. They’re pretty much th’ most fuckin’ awesome thing, I’ve gotta say. You can fuckin’… Beat th’ shit out of people with ‘em, kill people wit’ them, and… Oh, yeah, I guess you ca’ hit some balls with them ‘r somethin’, yea. I’ just really sucks that I don’t HAVE MY FUCKIN’ BAT, ‘CAUSE SOME ASSHOLES THOUGH’ IT’D BE FUCKIN’ FUNNY I’ THEY GAVE ME SOMETHIN’ THAT I CAN USE TO FLOSS A WHALE’S ASSHOLE WITH, INSTEAD!”

[tendoyu-blog]

[killerliner]

Ask the character/mun: Ask the muse whatever you want for them to answer IC; or ask the mun a personal question to get to know better or to get an OOC answer [although we would like to keep these at a minimum]!

Truth/Dare: Be reasonable with the dares! If you start getting ridiculous no one will want to do them; characters aren’t really obligated to do all the dares they receive. Don’t forget about the truth part as well!

Headcanon: Anons send the character a word, or a name and you may write a small/long headcanon about said word!

Drabbles: Give the muse a prompt and they may write a short drabble on it.

[killerliner]

(( OKAY WAH SORRY NEVERMIND BATTER-SAMA. I'm gonna have to get to your reply when I come back, cause I wasn't able to finish it. ;;; Gomen gomen. ))

[dearestsugar-deactivated2013081]

☺2; play with me!

[dearestsugar-deactivated2013081]

Well now, that would probably make Sugar feel even more flattered! After all, it’s not every day she’s given gifts that aren’t from Zacharie himself… Speaking of which, where did that merchant run off to? Sugar hopes he returns soon but a part of her wishes him not to because she’s having far too much fun getting into trouble!

“ It’s certainly not sweet like candy, that is for certain, yet I can see why people call it such a thing… A mere taste gives you such a euphoria; it’s rather overwhelming :-) “ of course, she preferred her sugar over this ‘candy’, but she wasn’t complaining about it either. And—

Oh.

Oh. Panda Hero, what are you doing? Your breath tickles the blonde’s cheeks, so she giggles a bit more, before watching our dear Hero revert back to her position. Sugar didn’t really mind though. Sugar didn’t mind a lot of things.

“ Very well. I will keep it dear to my heart and add it to my growing collection in my room, “ yeah Sugar’s entire room is just massive piles of sugar. She thinks it’s rather magnificent, really. Anyway, she begins to skip down and out of the alleyway, before turning to her friend with another grin.

“ Are you coming? “

[killerliner]

[Oh, so the Panda Hero had managed to get a reaction out of her Sweet Thing with her odd show of affection. But what sort of reaction was the Panda Hero hoping for...? No no, something like that isn't quite so important just yet! A strange girl with odd showings of affection. Ah, but perhaps that number should actually be increased to two, at least in how bizarre these two Victors are.]

"Ya got a room filled with all o' that sugary shi'? 'Doesn't sound li'e such a bad place, kehehe... Those fuckin' assholes thought tha' makin' me live in a box was their idea of some shit-ass joke. I mean, a fuckin' box? ... Tha' shit's a fuckin' luxury where I come from. 'Joke's on their sorry asses."

[Oh, so you're not upset about the box, Panda Hero? You do have quite the point, though. A land filled with dust, scraps of metal, and a massive baseball diamond. That is what your home is back in your so-called "world". You sleep among the larger pieces of metal and use them as a roof. You're constantly being buffeted by the grainy pieces of dust and debris. Not the most enjoyable of places to live, but it is your true home, Panda Hero.]

[The Sweet Thing suddenly hops off the crate that the two Victors were seated on. Skipping, skipping. Skipping out of the alley before turning towards our Hero. She simply asks our Hero if she will be tagging along, and the Panda Hero nods with a grin. Noodle in hand, our Hero jumps off the crate and makes sure she has as many bags of that magical powder stashed on her as possible. Our Hero looks down at a lowly heathen's body near her boots. After a well-delivered kick to the wretches ribs, the Panda Hero follows her Sweet Thing.]

"Yea, why no', why no'? 'The hell we off to next, Swee' Thing? Yer jus' bein' m' little tour guide, it looks like, kehehe..."

[killerliner]

(( OH MY GOD NICK AND ELLIS YOU GUYS STOP DON'T DO THIS TO ME ))

[dearestsugar-deactivated2013081]

☺2; play with me!

[killerliner]

dearestsugar:

Sugar has no idea what our dear Hero is doing, but she watched intently, with unwavering eyes full of curiosity; what was she doing with that white powder? Oh! She was eating it! Of course, of course; Sugar wasn’t sure what else she was expecting… Perhaps it was because she knew this wasn’t sugar or that it was even edible… ” Oh, why thank you ever so much, my heroic friend :-) “ she grins, carefully examining the bag before dipping a finger into it and licking it in a very odd manner. This tastes… This tastes… Kind of… Weird.

But not bad. Sugar almost wants to try some more but she decides to save it for later, so she tucks the bag int her bandages around her waist. ” What is that? It’s definitely not sugar, my dear friend…. “ she chuckles, genuinely curious to know.

[Oh, what's this? The charming Sweet Thing has decided to accept our Hero's offer of her treasure, and she seems quite pleased by it! It is a treasure, after all. A treasure from the Panda Hero must be enjoyed, and it simply must be appreciated. Because our Hero happens to not be such a giving person, she happens to be on quite the pins and needles when making such an offer to someone. Pins and needles...]

"Keheheh... Y' like it, 'uh? Thi' shit's got a ass ton o' names. Coke, blow, snow, Bernie, and even... Candy. Keheheh, so maybe this shit is kinda li'e candy, ain't it?"

[Our Hero leans in unusually close to her Sweet Thing, unusually close. A raspy breath. A half-open mouth. A crooked smile. Raspy breath gently breathes onto her Sweet Thing's cheek. A chuckle is followed, and our Hero suddenly pulls herself back to her usual position. My, you've really taken a liking to this Sweet Thing, haven't you, Panda Hero?]

"Yea', tha' bag's all yers. Keep it, eat it, snort it, ya can even go an' fuckin' sell it; all tha' shit's good with me."

[Our Hero begins to feel her head spin for a moment, yet she recovers herself quickly. You should be used to this by now, Panda Hero!

[killerliner]

(( Please oh please, let the smanging between Nick and Ellis happen tonight. ))