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@killerqueenpetrova
KAI PARKER IS COMING BACK.
Can I honestly access the two-factor thing on my phone?
can’t believe I just won tix to top and have no money for parking. Adulthood guys 😭
You should see me in a crown
Your silence is my favorite sound
Watch me make ’em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by (one)
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you should see me in a crown — billie eilish
LUCKY DAY (2019) Dir. Roger Avary.
#a mood
@lovesmost // a starter for damon salvatore.
“hi handsome, had any good bites lately?” she smirks. “more important, did you miss me?”
i cannot believe kris came back on my birthday wtf @salvationbound
TODAY IS ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS’ BIRTHDAY ! @killerqueenpetrova had a birthday today! i just wanted to tell you happy birthday! and i’m so lucky to be your friend again , ( given we were friends back on negan in 2015. ) and i’m so grateful you’re in my life. you’re a sweetheart, and yeah!! <3 i hope your birthday was as rad as you are!
Send 🍸+ a question and my muse will answer while drunk.
give me a historical plot where one of the queens handmaidens becomes the pleasure device of the king
give me a historical plot where a princess, bound to marry the prince, becomes the target of his father, the kings, sexual desires
give me a historical plot where a drunken king mistakes the princess for the queen, ravaging her
give me a historical plot where a king discovers the princess isn’t truly his daughter and takes up a sexual relationship with her to spite his cheating wife
give me a historical plot where a king’s wife tragically dies, but he still has needs, so he turns to his daughter the princess to fulfill them
give me a plot where a prince finds his sister, a princess, sleeping with one of her maidens. he won’t tell the king and queen - if he can join
give me a historical plot where a princess seduces her brother, the prince, because she saw him with one of her hand maidens and wants a taste
give me a historical plot where a king takes two of the queens hand maidens and demands them to have sex while he watches, eventually joining in
give me a historical plot where a kings brother, jealous of the throne, decides to take his niece, the princess, to use as he wants as compensation for what he feels he’s been robbed of
give me a historical plot where a vicious and hurtful princess decides to use one of the knights in her father’s charge for her own sexual pleasure
give me a historical plot where a night guard finds a beautiful woman imprisoned in the dungeon in his charge, only to offer her a solution to her problems - bonus if other prisoners see what is happening
give me a historical plot where a young maiden is selected to be a friendly companion for a rough and angry prince, to make him a better ruler. he wants her for more than friendly companionship - bonus if he’s rough and angry while taking what he wants from her
give me all the dark, taboo, & smutty historical plots
“You don’t get to decide who stays or who goes. So I’m staying. Is that clear enough for you?“
independent samuel from netflix’s elite. written by claudia.
Apartment plots 2.0
Apartment plots 1.0
I just moved in next door and…
I just moved in next door and it turns out my neighbor is my old high school boyfriend who got me pregnant and yikes I forgot to tell him about that..
Similarly; I just moved in next door and it turns out my neighbor is my old high school sweetheart, and she has a baby with her…that couldn’t be mine, right?
I just moved in next door and I know it’s 4 in the morning but you’re my neighbor and I really need help moving my boxes in.
I just moved in next door, and the real estate agent told me this was a really quiet apartment complex but you’re so loud, and now i’m banging on your door to shut you up, but wow you’re really cute..
I just moved in next door and I swear I was heterosexual before this but now i’m not so sure?
I just moved in next door and I think you’re cute, but I have no idea how to flirt with you so I knock on your door a lot but then I bail before you answer so you probably just think there’s someone who won’t stop playing ding-dong-ditch
I just moved in next door and I always hear you fighting with your s/o and at first I was annoyed at the yelling, but now i’m concerned for you
I just moved in next door and you wanted to invite me to the apartment complex with cookies, but they honestly taste like shit but you’re standing there watching me eat them all so now I have to act like they’re great..even though I want to vomit.
You just moved in next door and…
You just moved in next door and it’s clear don’t know ‘how to adult’ at all, and i honestly don’t know if i want to laugh or help you
You just moved in next door and you’re clearly new to the country but I’m totally happy to take you under my wing and show you all the cool stuff in the area
You just moved in next door and in the first few hours set your apartment on fire making grilled cheese and I should be mad but really I’m kind of intrigued at how you fucked up so bad
You just moved in next door so I don’t know you all that well but your drunk and crying on the floor outside your door because you can’t unlock it so is there anything I can do??
You just moved in next door and you’re constantly inviting parties and it honestly hurts my feelings that you won’t invite me to them but you’ll invite everyone else on the floor, so?? What’s that about??
You just moved in next door and it’s obvious you grew up rich so why are you even here?? Oh your family kicked you out– now I suddenly regret judging you.
You just moved in next door and I can hear you getting frustrated with building your new ikea furniture, and now you can hear me laughing and you’re calling me out on it.
We moved in together and…
We were best friends when we moved in together but living with you has made me realize I don’t want a platonic relationship with you anymore?
We moved in together and we’ve always had a pretty toxic relationship but now i’m cheating on you with your best friend who’s always over and that can’t help..
We moved in together and I thought it would be perfect but it’s actually not and I have no idea how we’re going to work this out
I put an ad out for a roommate because I couldn’t afford rent, and you seemed so nice at first but you’re honestly not?? But I still want to fuck you is that weird?
We moved in together and this is just as great as I thought it would be. (That’s it, that’s the plot)
Julia Roberts as Vivian Ward in Pretty Woman (1990)