[fail-boat]

My foster kitten

[fail-boat]

is trying

[fail-boat]

to steal

[fail-boat]

my beer.

[lilragekitten]

Guys… 

Please… 

turn the sound on and watch my friends foster kitten yell at her because she won’t let her develop an alcohol addiction. 

I love Jocelyn the kitten. 

[fr0g-queen-deactivated20240709]

Omg precios baby 😭

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

chillin on a Saturday night

[thepope]

Calm down jojo

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

[totallyfubar]

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

get on my level boys

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

[nerdgul]

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

[tyrannosarcophagous]

this post appears once every million years

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

[whateverbutgood-deactivated2018]

oh my god, I have only seen this post on screenshots

this is A DREAM COMING TRUE

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[gameraboy]

Sleeping Beauty (1959)

[unpretty]

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

[bandomfandombeyond]

This is the opposite of a creepypasta

[shittylifeprotips]

LPT- Need to cancel a Doctors appointment?

[dungeonmastersdiary]

When my friend lets me down once again on a huge work project

[jordyjinx]

why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .

[wereralph]

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

[suprememoroi-deactivated2020051]

okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?

[memecage]

Lmao what

[tastefullyoffensive]

Nailed it.

[kurtiaremade-deactivated2019071]

sometimes u just wanna make out w a girl and like dhejdhdkbedijslsjwie dveiz wosbevuzlwow e dh ejdks s due wlw jse wks s wbwkw lssn djdkswn w sksns wns

[firebang]

Only gay people can read this

[naturaekos]

“You’ll need to suffer to make any real art.”

— Chuck Palahniuk (via goodreadss)

[horrorandhalloween]

[luvcorelez]

best of friends

[art-woonz]

Art by IG: @feefal Instagram: @artwoonz