l a u r a

I hiccup a lot

[kilted-warrior]

hi tumblr I miss u

[skookumthesamoyed]

[fakehistory]

Penguins attend classes on the first day of school at the University of Antarctica, 2007

[sangredelcielo]

i know this is fake history but i hope it’s real future

[sadhoc]

bastard’s degree

[sadhoc]

bastard of sciences

[laboradorescence]

motherfucker of arts

[howdoyoudoi]

juris doucherate

[yesterdaysprint]

The Evening Sun, Hanover, Pennsylvania, January 12, 1922

[xeptum]

fuzzy boi

[historicaltimes]

“Crazy Dion” Diamond at one of his sit-ins as a teenager in Arlington, VA. June 10, 1960

via reddit

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

All of those people around him are demons

[chemicallywrit]

hey guys! here’s some fun things i learned from this article about Dion Diamond:

he did these sit-ins by himself. like idk about you, but i always thought of sit-ins as organized by groups, what kind of bravery does it take, man

he didn’t tell anyone about it, like he was no glory-seeker about this. his parents didn’t even know until reporters started calling them up like “hey, did you know your son is in jail?

when someone called the cops he’d skedaddle out the back door although he was sent to prison multiple times

the last time he got arrested was in Baton Rouge, and the cops were so sick of him that they told inmates they’d put in a good word for anyone who gave Diamond a hard time. (the inmates didn’t take the bait.)

he’s still alive!

hark, a hero of our times!

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

if penny wide was in the sewer i would simply not go down there

[bulbabushka]

Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like “Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly” that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime

[ladameblanche92]

[myspace]

kelseykels:

the ballad of the salad

[destroymylife]

[violet-chachki]

[delreygrande22-deactivated20180]

I love wisdom

[florescentlcvesickness]

[2girlfriend-archive-deactivated]

[midnightjellys]

[catchymemes]

[platypus426]

This one time I was at a street festival hosted by my Uni and there was a guy doing card tricks. I was watching him when I noticed he dropped a card. (7 of spades) I quickly pu my shoe in it and then bent down to act like I was tying my shoe. He then asks for a volunteer so I raise my hand. He asks me to say the name of a card at random so I say “7 of spades” he does his trick that I guess was supposed to make it come on top. He holds up the Ace of Hearts and says “is this your card?” And I hold up the card and said “no but this is” and the crowd LOST IT. I handed the card back to the magician and walked away. Later he comes up to me and asks me how I did it. I looked him in the eye, smiled and said “magicians never reveal their secrets” and walked away.

[friendraichu]

this is some god tier trickery and i love it