~you are now under the kimfluence...~

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🤔 where's the lie? 🤷‍♀️ https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu_suW-gZpDtriI1Aj8GGYMJRXwVfFhLpNAvAo0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=y2wr4hmrj3j9

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Good googly moogly that's some skillz... all I know is if a muhfuh can make me have a stroke while doing me, i'm marrying his ass... #orgasmgoals https://www.huffpost.com/entry/orgasms-strokes-british-medical-journal_n_5c89665de4b0450ddae6eb2a https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu_X1QzAhwBevb7AFHMPIxaWt0Vc3cc5C7olU40/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fq78jh4vn0e7

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Me today without social media... https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu-SgTDAlEoFBqwAjQw8pj58z8TYNyeqvSDV1A0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1dr0bzbzp87p5

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For the dumb fuck chump nut-huggers who believe the morangutan was sent by your god... well your god also sent me to say #FDT on IG, FB, and Twitter... 🖕🏼 #rethuglikkkans #trumpanzees #fuckyourgod #fuckyourreligion https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu8zXo0gFE4zAyNr1FVVMMaKtgAfMY7jrPnRyY0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ijbk4tfupzzn

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Everyone knows I love me a good weenie 🌭... with the works 😉... #dontjudgeme #lifeistasty #foodiusmaximus (at El TacoDoggy) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu69SjiAMmDL3-GkyF8ruZN6y60vrphDyARAgE0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nwyo7tamfrzf

[kimfluence]

Story of my life... 😴 #dontjudgeme 🤷‍♀️ https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu6qVn7gHb-5BDGhLIQOYgKeX_KxX6JQlT_u040/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=g1o7zqlhecnt

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~ Craig Jamieson Mack (May 10, 1970 ~ March 12, 2018) #RestInRhymes https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu6O_Zwg0pQV8pTPn3cetxTtcr9xdYvDL69xSE0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1bfz3wkovrdt8

[kimfluence]

Where him at?? #dontjudgeme https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu4M-ZVgIkHWz4QFEkmq6mckbTWwpRoJjkrWaI0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=csaiow16n99v

[kimfluence]

As with what we know as regular bacon, this wild boar bacon is better crispy... #lifeistasty #foodiusmaximus #theswineisdivine #theboaristhescore https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu4GQMLAgxjJpQvScjZGVX5BsuMKn4VopKrvKg0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1dm8cz7qd6qdw

[kimfluence]

Bacon-wrapped porchetta... yes, I cooked this at work lol... #dontjudgeme #lifeistasty #foodiusmaximus #theswineisdivine https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu2CTQbA98ALdjRxsjYgw7LpZ0m4-MyC4vgLBo0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ji07e9ub45io

[kimfluence]

Since my tummy was too jacked up yesterday to indulge in the wild boar bacon, I brought it to work with me today... oh.my.god.becky... this shit is FUCKING AMAZING... definitely nutted when I first tasted this... #lifeistasty #foodiusmaximus #theswineisdivine #theboaristhescore https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu1igIoAo0cVJR3LRnKG53cTCJHu_SLdNkFxNQ0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1w5ihmuzb6uvs

[kimfluence]

Well that was a mistake... https://www.instagram.com/p/BuzrJPCAsLo8T6c1nwbl5lJGqps0JtvigTWXCs0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=govovd6ozsz6

[kimfluence]

I'm still not feeling 100%... but my house still smells too damn yummy from when I cooked earlier that i'm just gon go ahead and chance it... wish me luck 🤞... #lifeistasty #foodiusmaximus #baabaabitch https://www.instagram.com/p/Buzmll8gDb98nZpmnBNExC26PT8yRFWh-Dbfus0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qf706iied9cx

[kimfluence]

Well the lamb chops are cooked... now it's just a question of when I'll be able to eat them since my stomach is still jacked up from yesterday's ramen fiasco... Every time I cook lamb chops, pork chops, or steak, I always cook two or three at a time and season them all differently... top center is a Moroccan seasoning, bottom left is Greek, and bottom right is roasted garlic and rosemary... #lifeistasty #foodiusmaximus #baabaabitch https://www.instagram.com/p/BuzQsmOAWSGXvG-8zbzwdbDzwSdSsf0zAxFgUM0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qghy4yjnpe5m

[kimfluence]

Couple of my favorite Biggie quotes (yes, I know the spelling and grammar suck.... hey, I didn't make the memes 🤷‍♀️) ~ Christopher Wallace (May 21, 1972 ~ March 9, 1997) #RestInRhymes https://www.instagram.com/p/BuylgrvA7SwGWwnwKwywgwMyXU28or8FG0KCcU0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=tfagca0aj6wk

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I ate lunch at a new ramen joint today... my stomach was FUCKED UP the rest of the day... came home and took a couple shots of this... seemed to help a lot https://www.instagram.com/p/BuxkOgxAifuZnOO17NZvxc86f1KG9-wu-_Bn1U0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1lygsjursbrv7

[kimfluence]

Got me a new treat to try... stay tuned! #lifeistasty #foodiusmaximus #theswineisdivine #theboaristhescore https://www.instagram.com/p/BuxcICvgFw0QHx1pvkDnDYbrh0b8VflQDJ1D7c0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1t5kf2nzztmh5