[URINATING FORCEFULLY]

mostly oreos, exo, kuroshitsuji, and shadowhunters.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

girl youre not gonna believe this

[caats]

[irlplasticlamb]

lumax means so much to me i love them i love them i love them

prints available here

[boethiah]

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

[hydro-homies]

hydrokinksters

[c3po]

*doesnt even do the bare minimum* all in a day’s work

[keelayjams]

A bowl of salad in the seat of a wheelchair rolling down the street unassisted

[thetiniestufo]

life is fragile and beautiful

[thebootydiaries]

tumblr's draconian meme dictator: and this weeks overly passionate meme is *spins wheel* COLE SLAW!

the citizens of tumblr, thirsty for the meme and chanting in unison: COLE SLAW COLE SLAW COLE SLAW

[thebootydiaries]

night out with the boys

[dadsquart]

socking up a cold foot with the lads

[thebootydiaries]

Hmm . Wish I hadn’t seen this

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

the fallen

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ambergreyowl]

[firefox-official]

WHO POSTS AT 10PM?? im in california too i thought you were just in a wildly different time zone but no

wtf you mean who posts at 10pm. are you nuts

[firefox-official]

anons bedtime is 7:30

[samgiddings]

cinematic parallels: tumblr somehow becoming one of the most bearable social media platforms in 2020/2021, and that speed skater who made it to the olympics because everyone else fell over

[samgiddings]

tumblr, doing the bare minimum of keeping posts chronological and not forcing targeted ads down our throats 24/7:

[xxrikarixx]

Fantasy AU

[crunchingonicedcoffeesugar]

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

[hannahhhbieberrr-deactivated201]

*blows kiss to iPhone screen (for the dumb person who posted this)*

[crunchingonicedcoffeesugar]

sorry you didnt like this hannah bieber hercules, shoot me an email and we can discuss what content you’d rather see in the future. 

[kendalroys]

keep looking. he’s doing the same to us.

[castielss]

Magus and AU!Alec parallels // 1x05 “Moo Shu to Go” ▸ 1x10 “This World Inverted”