* BAD BOY .

JUNGKOOK: you mean when we looked like this:

JUNGKOOK: and i know.. i don't think people actually have a clear idea of what we've been through. but at the same time, i wouldn't change anything, because every road led me straight to you. when you say sweet spot, do you mean..? have you not seen the bag i'm carrying around every day? i always carry extras. JUNGKOOK: i'm not being shy? i'm just trying my best to find the words, i think. of course i remember. i think the entire hotel floor remembers. freak me, baby. or whatever the song says. JUNGKOOK: you had me at gummy.. yes, please. and you're a very giving person and don't think for a second that i would ever take that for granted. you're always so good to me. fuck, you have no idea how lucky i consider myself to be. JUNGKOOK: punk? you're only 611 days older than me, so make it make sense that i'm the punk?

TAEHYUNG: exactly. look how cute you look. oh, and like this... #LBTQrepresent

TAEHYUNG: no one should. except for us. that's our journey and that's the one thing i'd like for us to keep private. it's the one thing that we have and the memories we can look back on that only we know, mochi, and the hyungs... but they don't count. no babe, i'm your bag, remember? 🙂‍↕️ TAEHYUNG: oh, okay. i didn't know if you were feeling extra babygirl today. cause you know i'm going to embrace you every way you feel. you can be my cute anime girl one day and my buff man the next. just wanna be there for you. i'll freak you forever. TAEHYUNG: they may be a little melted together because of the heat, i don't know, but i know you'll find a way to eat them anyway. i'm waiting for my rock honey. yeah? i think i'm the lucky one in this relationship. i hope you know that. you don't know how amazing and special it feels to be able to give you the comfort you need and to be that one person who you come to for anything. TAEHYUNG: 611 days? you counted that out? or did chat or suga hyung tell you that? he's a sexy nerd.

JUNGKOOK: i promised your grandmother many years ago that i would always take care of you. i tend to keep my promises. even with the harry styles news. heh, fuck me.. but can't you borrow mine? JUNGKOOK: oh.. not that i wouldn't be positively delighted if it was that, but i just wanted to make it clear that the wow factor only really appears... nevermind. not sure anything can be better than that, but.. i'm curious now. JUNGKOOK: you could give me a bag of gummy bears and i'd still think it was the best thing that happened to me. i'm not that hard to impress, babe.

TAEHYUNG: just like i promised your parents. why does that feel like yesterday? after all the bullshit we've been through? you're doing a great job, by the way. you know i will... we just need to find our sweet spot and then i can find yours. i didn't want to take yours in case you had to change yours out and you only had one pair. thanks babe. TAEHYUNG: why are you being shy around me now? you do remember what we did last night, yeah? although, it's kinda hot how you play coy... might just pounce without the contacts. fuck it. TAEHYUNG: speaking of, i still have some gummy bears in my bag if you want the rest of them. you're a grateful person. you don't take anyone or anything for granted. think that's why i gravitated towards you so hard. TAEHYUNG: i don't care how easy you are to impress... i'm always going to be surprising you with my love. cause it's what you deserve, punk.

JUNGKOOK: i know but it was just in case you didn't know. JUNGKOOK: surprise for me? you know i've seen it many times before, right? not exactly a surprise anymore.

TAEHYUNG: you're so thoughtful, jagiya. speaking of... i left my specs at the hotel and i don't have anymore contacts... fuck me. TAEHYUNG: babe, it's not that... well... i mean it is... it will be involved in the nights festivities, but it's even better! wait no... not better? maybe? TAEHYUNG: you're going to love it, regardless.

𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐌𝐒𝐆 — jagiya

JUNGKOOK: tete!! JUNGKOOK: harry styles is performing at the festival! JUNGKOOK: HARRY STYLES! are you thinking what i'm thinking?

TAEHYUNG: you know i'm already down, babe. TAEHYUNG: might have a little surprise for you too. 🤭

[ text message ] always. before we leave the hotel, or?

[ text message ] it's not really jackass if i'm wearing a helmet, babe.. besides, i have about two and a half brain cells left, so.. we're good. let's just not tell any of them and maybe keep it from the staff, too?

[ text message ] i mean yes, but also think we should find a spot at every venue. so we have the memories.

[ text message ] i know, but i also don't want you getting hurt. so, please listen to me. i love those sexy brain cells. yeah yeah, we should keep it quiet, for sure.

[ text message ] don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious! if anyone asks you whats up hit 'em with this pose...

#( 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢 𝐠𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 ⠀ ⠀ ╱ ⠀ ⠀ jeongguk. )

jung-koook

he’s so hot 😩

ty4bunnystar

thank you to me for having eyes

[ text message ] 😂😂 wasn't expecting anyone else to, ngl. crazy talk, babe. cra-haaay-zy.

[ text message ] what are the chances he'd join us for a tiktok? personally, i wouldn't mind being pushed down the stairs in a shopping cart.

[ text message ] speaking of... before the show tonight? 👀

[ text message ] maybe, but i'm making you wear a helmet, jagiya. and you really think the hyungs would let us get away with that? should we keep it a secret he's coming and then they could just see it on tiktok?

fameharry

Harry: mate, long time no see and hear! How’ve you been? Don’t get me started on our colliding tour schedules. No matter what I’m figuring out a way to be at one of your shows. It’s a necessity for me.

Harry: it’s so good to see you guys back out there though! How does it feel?! You guys never miss a beat, I swear!

Harry: thank you! I’m honored you’re into the new stuff, I really appreciate it! I’ll put it on the set just for you!! You should come out to the Halloween show? I’m making it a huge ordeal and it should be a ton of fun! Promise I’ll play Falling for you!

#( 𝐬𝐦𝐬 ⠀ ⠀ ╱ ⠀ ⠀ harry. )

TAEHYUNG: i've been amazing, how have you been, mate? oh yeah? you know we'd love to see you there and you're getting that back stage access. #VIP TAEHYUNG: it feels surreal and army has been amazing... waiting for us for this long. we couldn't ask for more, honestly. you think so? well, when we do hobi always scolds us. 😂 TAEHYUNG: dance no more is the goat, mate. season 2 weight loss sends me into a spiral because of how real it is... especially the life of an idol. taste back? love how petty it is. oh? is everyone going to dress up? ggukie and i are going to have to come up with a couples costume. maybe something marvel, but gay? TAEHYUNG: you are the best. it's kind of our song, for many reasons. not going to tell him so please keep it hush. i wanna see his surprise.

[ text message ] babe, if you get johnny knoxville to come at one of our shows, i might love you even more

[ text message ] JACKASS!

[ text message ] to come? only making you come. that's wild, jagiya. 😛

[ text message ] i think i might... he said his daughter is a big fan of us... so we may be able to meet him!

[ text message ] JACKASS!

knxvlle

Don't worry, you're talking to a hillbilly with brain damage; There's no danger of me using fancy words or complex sentences. It was a great time! I mean, isn't every version of jackass NSFW? We just up the screen time of penis and buttholes in every movie. Jackass 5 I think had more buttholes than any of the other movies, but Jackass Forever had more penis than any r rated movie, ever. I Want Your Sex is Greg Araki's new movie that I was graciously asked to be a part of. It's about an unmotivated guy in his 20s who gets hired to be the sexual muse for a contemporary artist. Did you still find ways to watch it even against your grandparents wishes? Thank you very much for saying so, that's very kind of you. It's great to meet you, my youngest daughter is a fan so I'm familiar with your work.

#( 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 ⠀ ⠀ ╱ ⠀ ⠀ johnny. )

hillbilly with brain damage? you're even cooler than i thought you were. i'm glad because i always manage to say the wrong things in interviews and give everyone a heart attack around me. i say it's because my english is bad, but maybe i just wanna be the first korean on jackass. honestly, that sounds like my kinda movie. butthole heaven. oh, okay. i'm going to have to check that one out. that sounds like an interesting concept. oh yeah, i only behaved sometimes. but they would never catch me. i'm sneaky. i am a good boy gone bad. oh, she is? that is so nice too hear. are you guys coming out to any shows? let me know and i'd be more than thrilled to get you and your daughter tickets... and whomever else wants to come. but, on one condition... you come backstage so i can shake your hand and i can salute my hero.

#( 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐲 ⠀ ⠀ ╱ ⠀ ⠀ now playing. )#( RAAHHHHHH X2 )#( 🥺🥺🥺 )

jungthvkoo

I'm back, I had to show this to the world

#( 𝐭𝐡𝐯 ⠀ ⠀ ╱ ⠀ ⠀ vanity. )#( RAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH )

i'm sorry, it wasn't my intention to make you sad or make you feel a certain way. i'm just saying that it's a possibility if tata and tang ever see each other. i mean, you called me the love of your life this morning and again after breakfast. you haven't called me cute, though. always and forever, jagiya. honestly, i think i'd prefer if you called me jagiya. nuggie sounds like a delicious meal, especially the dino ones. no wonder they had big heads when they literally couldn't use their arms for anything. just headbutting their way through life. we got told not to bring up the game controller.. are you trying to feel the wrath of a certain hyung? thank you, babe. but i have to give credit to the old dude from jurassic park. he literally spared no expense on information or safety.. i think. he didn't plan the storm, climate change did. should we go bother hobi tomorrow? um, okay, it was just a random question about certain things between you and me. i'd rather show you than tell you? maybe? i don't know.. yeah, but aren't you also purposely rage baiting him all the time? you can't really fault him for thinking you were behind it when you literally sort of hinted that i should text him. which is fine, i'll always stand behind you but you're not innocent. hey, i might be independent and rocking a glue gun like i'm part of tool time, but i'm not that independent. i still need you to join me. i can tell, my love. how about we call it a night, then? and also, since i adopted tata it's only fair that i was the one, right? not that it's anywhere near a normal conversation topic, but then again, i've seen worse from our fans.