[ithelpstodream]

[gobblechopstv]

[burgrs]

barista: i have you’re brandè frappo whippy whap with an extra gunk of chumble

me: *walking to the counter and my clown shoes honk with each step*

[beemojis]

heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat

[beemojis]

sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation.

[hiddenlacuna]

Breaking news: cat was fed 20 minutes ago by the last person to walk into the kitchen.

Cat claims fake mews.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

We now have exclusive footage shot by our News At Nine chopper that confirms there’s literally still food in the cat’s bowl right now.

[churchrummagesale]

you grew on me like a rose, the sweetest i’ve ever known

[qveenbpd]

I hate how addicted I get to anything that makes me feel anything

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Bro maybe when trans women tell you something is transmisogynistic you should uh listen instead of scrounging for one trans woman who says it’s not

[qanhowell]

[clinicallyinsanegirl]

being called baby?????? holding hands????!? being KISSED?!!!?!???????

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[thecaboodale]

One time I legit cried because I felt like none of my friends liked me and then I ate sushi and was fine

[notallmensheviks]

[anxietyproblem]

[missymalice]

“young adult dystopian novels are so unrealistic lmao like they always have some random teenage girl rising up to inspire the world to make change.”

a hero emerges 

[inkgut-deactivated20180603]

And just like in the novels, grown men and women are going out of their way to destroy her. Support our hero.

[freifraufischer]

And it’s not even like it doesn’t happen regularly.  

Teenage girls are amazing.

[queen-of-the-merry-men]

Sometimes they’re not even teenagers

[maveragical]

Reblog every time a girl is discredited/ignored

[thecaboodale]

[spacemonkeyg78]

[noamchimpsky]

anyone else having a…hmm. what’s the word? Really Shit Time? 

[federalbureauofislam]

no offence but do i look like i understand anything

[julius-novachrono]

[sharkbutch]

comrade danny

[poetry-protest-pornography]

And this is why we love Danny DeVito

[valtsv]

stupidity is a disease and im the 14th century rat