she, georgie. you call a boat she

honestly just a nerd blog for IT. eddie | she/they/he

[kingbevvie]

aa

[officialjonsnow]

Richie: I got suspended from school today.

Mrs. Tozier: What? Why?

Richie: a teacher pointed a ruler at me and said there was an idiot at the end of it, and I asked which end.

[kaspbrak-eddie]

Wentworth (from the other room): nice

[manastraa]

mA boy bEn

[stanleysletter]

mA bOi bEn

[nickmpreg]

m a  b o y b e n

[lovedenbrough]

[edshoney]

richie: *sneezes*

pennywise, from the vents: bless you

richie: God?

[n30n0h3]

Shout-out to @20gayteeneds for have made the post on which this drawing is based.

[richiefuckfacetozier]

I am crying. This is awesome

[heartspidey]

over text

richie: i’m 🎺

eddie: you’re trumpet

eddie: what

richie: that’s a horn

richie: so immmmmm _____

eddie: in a school band

[reddieforlove]

only love could ever hit this hard

Rating: Explicit | Word Count: 9100 | Warnings: nsfw

“Eds,” he breathed out.

“I’m here,” Eddie said, brushing his thumb over Richie’s cheek. “What do you want?”

Richie swallowed hard, a small crease forming between his brows as he frowned. Eddie had never seen him quite like this. There was something incredibly vulnerable about him but he was still holding himself back, like he was afraid of tipping over the edge.

“I don’t know,” Richie said quietly.

Notes: Are you looking for 9k words of almost all smut and needy touch starved bottom Richie? Well here you go! Sorry it’s too long to post on tumblr.

Read on AO3

Keep reading

[richietoaster]

Just keep fuckin me up bri, thanks

[ernieclem]

Okay like jealous Richie and Eddie headcanons are so cute but only in high school canon because college Reddie that’s been together for years? Easily the most annoyingly confident couple in the entire world. Zero doubts. Ride or die. Absolute and utter faith, you know?

If Richie’s struggling in a class, Eddie would just casually be like “just flirt with your prof.” Or if somebody hits on Eddie, like full on complete I Wanna Fuck You flirting, and Richie just shrugs and is like “yeah same dude what’s up?” Eddie hearing rumors that he and Richie broke up because Richie cheated on him at a party and Eddie is just deadpan like “damn Rich why didn’t you tell me we broke up? I would’ve cried or something.” When childish games of spin the bottle get brought up and everybody looks nervously at Richie while Eddie macks on somebody but Richie is is just like “yeah baby get it.”

Eddie and Richie confidently loving each other and being unblinking at the idea of anything coming between them? More likely than you think!

[incorrectreddie]

Richie: Eds, you love me, right?

Eddie: Yes, I love you

Richie: More than fannypacks?

Eddie: Know your limits.

[incorrectreddie]

Richie: *throwing rocks at Eddie’s window*

Eddie: You have a phone for a reason

Richie: *loud thump*

Eddie: *opens window* Did you just throw your phone?

[voidtozier-blog-deactivated2022]

Eddie: That person’s an idiot.

Eddie: …

Eddie, realizing it’s Richie: Shit that’s my idiot.

[kinghanscom]

Stan: excuse me, is this seat taken?

Ben: uh, yeah, I’m waiting for someone.

Stan: well we’re all waiting for someone. I, for one, am waiting for the angel of death to come take me t-

[trashmouths-love-to-cuddle-deac]

*Someone flirts with Eddie*

Richie:

[twoplayergaymers]

Literally any girl: I think im falling in love with you

Eddie: wow.. thank you.. i’ll be right back

Eddie,in the bathroom:come pick me up. Kids are drinking alcohol

[transbilliam]

eddie when talking to richie:

[kingbevvie]

hey i changed my username

richie-loves-spaghetti > kasp-brakk