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it's pronounced MAHJ like mahjong | 27 | demi disaster | she/her/it | majjale on ao3, @majmajjale on twitter!

[hymnism]

[sailor-crusader-deactivated2025]

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

[shnehollander]

TOOTHLESS How to Train Your Dragon (2010)

[succubusboyfriend]

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

[crabussy]

I love The Character sooooo much! grinds my teeth together flares my nostrils flexes my fingers tenses my neck muscles snorts like a bull stands as still as an ambush predator shifting on my haunches mere metres away from The Character

[salamantenna]

One of the best feelings in the world is going back to things you used to obsess over and rediscovering your love for them

[dragons-bones]

i will fucking call it "chariot" and "dynamo" after the heat death of the fucking universe

[dragons-bones]

#honestly when I was in an FC that raided savage#most often what we called them was “get in get in get in” and “out out out out” @ecosystem-administrator

this is the way!

[qifreynothing]

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

[qifreynothing]

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[maxbytes]

if tumblr was an online game i’d run my character up to your character and spam the jump button and do backflips and frontflips over your character’s head to show you i’m excited to see you on the dash

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

if you found out that your dad has 120k followers on tiktok what would it be for? what would your dad's tiktok niche be

[quinnick]

It’s that time of year again so here is your yearly reminder that the world isn’t ending and people don’t hate you. The sun is just setting at 6 pm.

[mrs-delaney]

Please take your vitamin D

[bundibird]

HEY SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE GIRLIES, ITS OUR TURN TO ENDURE THE DARK DAYS NOW, BUT STAY STRONG. THE WORLD IS NOT ENDING; THE SUN IS JUST SETTING AT 5-to-6 PM. BUT SHE WILL COME BACK TO US SOON. TAKE A VITAMIN D AND HANG IN THERE.

[poetrylesbian]

being very fat means that sometimes you will encounter a chair that is so spindly, so fragile, so delicate. sometimes you will encounter a chair that is made of matchsticks and dreams. and has a seat the size of an ipad. a chair that resembles a newly born deer taking its first shaky steps. being very fat means that sometimes a thin person will offer this chair to you as a seat and not even think about it. meanwhile you, the fat person, if you listen very closely and with an open heart, can actually hear the chair whimpering and coughing like a sick victorian child. a thin person will offer this chair to you, a very fat person, and you have to look at them. and then the chair. and then your hips. and back at them. and be like. let's be real. can we please be real for a second. can we please use our spatial awareness right now. like it's okay we are allowed to use our spatial awareness when it comes to my ass. it's all good.