Born Slippy

20. SF-PNW-CHI

[deejay]

Reblog if you need this energy

[ayoflav]

Man if I got all of these tonight I’m calling out for the rest of the week.

[clevertits]

I’m claiming financial success🤗

[kingburger]

James: Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah??

Sirius: Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal.

James: Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

[cherrygarden]

in late 2011, one direction released their debut album, up all night. the four years that followed were delightful, and the world seemed at peace. but everything was disrupted when they announced their hiatus around 2016. terrible things started happening; trump got elected, countries fell into crisis, climate change got worse, jared leto played the joker… the list goes on and on. One Direction delayed the 2012 apocalypse by releasing bop after bop, and now that they’re inactive we’re doomed. In this essay I will-

[highway-stars]

What I say: Country music blows

What I mean: Modern country music, especially songs sung by modern male country artists, revolves around similar themes of toxic masculinity and nationalism. The recurrent lyrics referencing guns, trucks, beer and girls in short shorts are uncreative and not entertaining in the least. However, older country artists and folk rock bands such as Creedence Clearwater Revival and Johnny Cash have stronger, more diverse themes and often carry an overt anti-war message. I hate the fact that what was once an interesting and powerful genre of music has now been claimed by gun-toting conservative bearded dudes, and it hurts my heart to say I hate country music when there are so many country artists that I very much enjoy, but cannot state the fact that I enjoy country music without being associated with the aforementioned group. 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jehovahhthickness]

[guccixcucci]

Why is this so funny

[lesbiskammerat]

[ronweasley]

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Everyone in the comments talking about how a woman is born with all her eggs and has them her whole life but a sperm cell is only made maybe a couple of days before conception and now all I can think of is that one really weird week, right before Edward and Bella get married, where Jacob is freaking out because he finds Edward smoking hot out of nowhere and that’s why he was being weird at the wedding.

[charmed]

Sabrina: The Teenage Witch - S4E20

[toritheestallion-deactivated201]

honestly if tumblr does die like a good 75% of twitter users are screwed cause they’ve been ripping off posts from here and blocking everyone who calls them out

[sundayhabit]

[yekkes]

The customer is never right

[taggediconic]

normalize the customer never being right

[yekkes]

[botan]

[leander-ligo]

Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…

[dumbdumbbubblegumbitch]

“I like your shoelaces”

[salty-red-mage]

[fatpikachupics]